Kim Possible Porn Story: Clean Sweep Chapter 4
Posting yet again! This is the fifth night in a row that I’m putting something up, which is so utterly beyond unheard of, for me, that I’m kind of worried about the universe’s being so out of whack. But tonight I’m definitely going to sleep on time, which means you just get this mini-chapter. (And that’s a low blow, KiY, judging my hackwork against your gold standard! You want 1000 words/night, you’re going to have to write ’em yourself!)
All that said, thanks to BlueEyedBrigadier, CajunBear73, Comet Moon, JCS1966, Katsumara, King in Yellow, Mack53B, MrDrP, PoisonousAngel, Reader101w, screaming phoenix, Shrike176, and Worker72 for keeping up with this ridiculous little ride. Keep suspending the disbelief!
IV.
Drakken was overcome by an inexplicable feeling of disappointment. Suddenly he realized the source of the emotion.
And so what if I am? he asked, incredulously. What kind of villainous retort is that?
What? The redhead dropped her hands and stared at him in confusion.
The green-skinned woman also stood down and fired a look in his direction. Yeah, Ill second that. What are you going on about?
The blond kid cleared his throat and rubbed his right foot against his left calf. Well, as long as those two are confused, I suppose you might as well break it down for them.
Well, I Drakken thought for a moment. It just seemed pretty weak. You know, for a villain. You need something less tween, with more bite. More threatening potential. Likelike He scratched his head in thought.
Ooh! Ooh! Ive got one! shouted Ron, jumping up and down excitedly and waving his hand in the air.
Shego squinted at him in disgust. Were not in class, chief. You dont have to raise your hand.
Ron looked at his elevated hand and slowly lowered it. I was just going to say that she, and he pointed at Kim, shouldve said something like And I am your DOOM!
He waved his arms around in what was clearly intended to be a threatening manner.
Drakken frowned slightly, and gave a half-nod, half-shrug, looking to the two women for affirmation.
They provided none.
Ron, somewhat disappointed at the blue mans lukewarm reaction, also looked at the women, only to see both of them standing with arms crossed, looking back at him quizzically.
What? he asked nervously.
Well, I was just wondering began Kim.
who in blazes are you supposed to be? finished Shego.
Drakken stroked his chin as his beady eyes bore into Ron.
A wave of panic washed over Ron and he stepped back reflexively, causing a pile of rubble to collapse with a loud crash and a bang. He grimaced, stopped short, and looked at the mess behind him
With perfect simultaneity, Drakken, Shego, and Kim all struck their foreheads with their palms and shouted in unison, The goofy sidekick!
Ron crossed his arms and put on a sulky expression.
Drakken scratched his head, looked around suspiciously, and mumbled to himself, But whose goofy sidekick?
Before he could pursue the thought further, Shego turned to Kim again. All right then. Back to you, sweetheart.
Now what? asked Kim exasperatedly.
Drakken decided to jump into the conversation. We want to know what your nefarious plot is, uh, uh, Scarlet Terror!
What? said Kim.
What? said Shego.
Who? said Ron.
Scarlet Terror? said Kim in disbelief. Are you for real?
Drakken threw his hands up in the air. I dont know, it seemed right when it was still in my head!
Im with carrot-top on this one, said Shego. She ignored the dirty look Kim shot her, then paused to regard Drakken. Got a fancy superhero name for me, too?
Drakken looked away.
Cmon! Out with it! said the green-skinned woman.
Ummm he began, and, tugging at his collar, said in a small voice, the Emerald Avenger?
Ron smiled and gave Drakken a big thumbs-up. When Shego turned to glare at the blond, he quickly made as if he were merely lifting his hand to rub his eyebrow.
And that would make you? Shego asked Drakken.
The blue man looked lost. I dont know
The Blue Genius? offered Ron helpfully.
The Cyan Scientist? asked Kim.
The Blue Bozo? pitched in Shego.
Alright, enough! shouted Drakken. This is getting us nowhere!
Got that right, said Shego.
TBC