Kim Possible Porn Story: Clean Sweep – Chapter 5

Kim Possible Porn Story: Clean Sweep – Chapter 5

Still going! Though many of you are, no doubt, asking yourselves why. Rest assured I cannot and will not go on forever.

Thanks to CajunBear73, JCS1966, Katsumara, King in Yellow, MrDrP, mrjet, Reader101w, screaming phoenix, Shrike176, whitem, and Worker72 for still bothering. And I appreciate the suggestions many of you have made in the reviews – you’ll see a couple of stolen ideas in here. You know who you are.

V.

What I was going to say,Drakken continued, with a pointed glare at Shego, is that we are no closer to recovering our identities and figuring out what were doing here. And bickering isnt going to get us any closer to an answer.

Shego looked pouty, but Kim nodded approvingly. Yes. The tech guy, causing Drakken to frown dramatically, is right. Once we figure out whats going on we can resume well, our hero/villain relationship. But for now we need to help each other.

Shego looked skeptical. I dont see it. Why dont I just turn you over to the cops?

Because, uh, uh Kim broke off. What am I supposed to call you?

Ugh. Just call me Green, ok? Cuz Im calling you Red, like it or not.

Ooh! How about Red Menace? said Drakken enthusiastically.

Kim and Shego both shot him can it! looks, and he retreated.

Okay, Green, Ill tell you why, resumed Kim. Because no doubt it was my evil invention that caused us all to lose our memories! What if the only clues are in this lab? You lock me up and let the cops root around in here, youll lose your only chance at finding out who you are! Mwahahahahahahah!

They stared at her.

Too much? she asked, blushing.

She has a point, Ron said.

Did I ask your opinionuh, Wonderboy? asked Shego.

Ron scowled at her.

Drakken cleared his throat.

Now what? said Kim.

May I point out that something is very, very wrong here?

You just figured that out?

Drakken looked exasperated. Whose sidekick is he?

The other three just looked confused.

I may not remember my name, but my gut tells me this: villains dont have goofy sidekicks. Villainous sidekicks are moremenancing. Wonderboy here couldnt menace a bowl of cold noodles.

Rons stomach suddenly growled forcefully. I think I beg to differ, he said mildly.

You know what I mean! shouted Drakken. You must be the heros sidekick.

Ron, Kim, and Drakken all looked at Shego.

Oh, no. No no no no no, replied Shego. He is not my sidekick.

Why not? said Kim. Hes already generated lots of distractions. Isnt that what hero sidekicks do? Thinking through the implications, she looked Drakken up and down. Does that mean youre my tech guy?

Drakken merely snorted, though he did walk over to stand next to Kim. He then used his fingers to frame Shego and Ron, as if he were taking a picture. Yes, I do think it could work. Can you I dont know, lean back-to-back against each other with your arms crossed, or hold your fists together in some gesture of cosmic power?

I dont think so, growled Shego dangerously. Besides, just look at us! Hes clearly part of a matched set with Red over there.

Really? Drakken said. Does this guy really look like he belongs with that girl?

Hey! Was that a shot?” Ron asked angrily. “That was definitely a shot!

I dont care, said Shego. All I know is, hes not with me. Noooo way.

They all looked at each other for a moment.

Maybe, Ron began slowly, you two, and he indicated Shego and Kim, are the crime-fighting team, and we, indicating Drakken and himself, are the villains.

Drakken considered that for a moment.

Well…Great Blueh mocked Shego, you do seem to know a fair amount about villain behavior.

Despite evident distaste, she drew slightly closer to Kim

Well, Drakken responded, he still couldnt be my sidekick. Same reason. And I am certainly not his sidekick.

Um, excuse me, interjected Ron.

Now what? snapped Shego.

I found something.

Now all eyes were on Ron. He held up a few index cards which he had picked up during the quibbling.

Listen to this, he said, and began reading. Bowl with the henchmen remember foolproof plan break into lab use itbuy ingredients for peanut butter stickiessoon world domination will be in my grasp once I use the MRM to help me remember my plan oh snap!

Whats wrong? Kim asked.

What? Ron said, surprised. Oh, um, no, its written here on the card: oh snap.

Shego sighed heavily. Alright, already, Wonderboy, whats your point?

Dont you get it? The real bad guy must have written these. All we have to do is match the handwriting and well know exactly who the villain is. Then all the other pieces will fall into place!

There was a pause as they contemplated Rons proposal.

Dum dum de-dum

The four looked around in surprise.

Dum dum de-dum

Yourebeeping, Shego said to Kim, eyeing her warily.

Kim felt around in her pockets and pulled out the Kimmunicator. Wades face immediately flashed onto the screen.

Thank gosh! Dr. Lankford just reported what happened. Are you alright?

TBC

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