Kim Possible Porn Story: Clean Sweep Chapter 6
Sorry for the break, dear readers, but Ms. Heartbreaker returned early from her travels and I was…distracted. But rest assured that we’re really getting close to the end of this carousel of whack, to use CajunBear’s perfect phrase.
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Kim regarded the young computer genius with confusion for a moment, then her face lit up.
“You must be my tech guy! She looked quizzically at Drakken, then shrugged and turned back to the Kimmunicator. Noting the computers and other electronic equipment which surrounded Wade, she asked, is that our lair?”
“What? responded Wade, cocking his head and eyeing her from the Kimmunicators viewscreen. Our… lair?”
“Yeah, you know, where we plot our evildoing, Kim said. I cant remember anything are we in the take-over-the-world business, or are we just a garden-variety criminal enterprise? I really hope its the former I just feel like I must be some kind of achiever.
Suddenly something dawned on her. Oh! Oh! You must know my name! What is it? I hope its not something totally cheesy like Scarlet Fever or Red Terror or, or-
Fireball? offered Drakken timidly.
You just cant give it up, can you? Kim said dismissively.
The supergenius wheels had been turning in Wades head. Dr. Lankford warned me that something like this might have happened. You really cant remember who you are?
Kim shook her head.
Well, the good news is that he said its only temporary. Butwhy do you think youre a villain?
Kim thought about it. Are you saying Im not a villain? It just seemed logical, since shes clearly the superhero. She held the Kimmunicator out so Wade could see Shego.
Wade spat slurpster all over his keyboard.
Kim – you’re not a villain! he said, shaking slurpster off his hands. And that is not a superhero!
I beg your pardon? asked Shego who by now, along with Drakken and Ron, had gathered around Kim to watch Wade. And just who are you supposed to be?
Im Wade Load, he responded, proudly.
Kim snorted. That so doesn’t sound like a name.
Yeah, like you should talk, Wade responded.
Meaning, please? responded Kim, a little put out.
Wade spoke emphatically. Your name is Kim Possible.”
“KIM POSSIBLE?!” bellowed Drakken.
They all looked at him. “You remember her?” asked Shego.
Drakken stopped suddenly. “No, not as such, uh, no. He looked helplessly at the three of them and threw up his hands. Dont ask me! It just popped out!”
Kim kept her eyes fixed on Wade. “And if I’m not a villain, then I’m…?”
“You’re a teen hero,” responded Wade emphatically.
Kim glanced around at the others in the room with her, looking for some reaction. Shego stared at her impassively, eyelids lowered. Drakken just shrugged. Ron gave her a thumbs up, then, catching Shego looking at him, pretended he was just fixing his hair.
Shego spoke up. Teen hero? Kim Possible? Cmon, youve gotta be kidding me. Whats her heroic catchphrase? Anythings Possible?
Wade looked uncomfortable. Uh, actually
But Shego was rolling on. Besides, whats her superpower? She gave Kim another once-over. Overabundant perkiness?
Ok, Ill bite, responded Kim. What’s my superpower?
Wade looked even more uncomfortable at having this conversation with Shego and Drakken standing right there, but deemed it necessary to move ahead.
Im not sure you exactly have one. Basically, you use your mad cheerleading skills to fight bad guys and save the world.
Kim once again looked around the room at her companions and spontaneously all four burst into laughter.
No, really, Wade, said Kim, sheer force of will triumphing over the sudden attack of the giggles, whats my power?
Well, you do know 16 kinds of kung fu.
The laughter died down.
Now that’s more like it! said Kim, and it certainly explains that backflip.
Weve got to get you home, Wade said. Dr. Lankford thinks the memory recovery process can be accelerated with appropriate stimulation and memory joggers. Ill let your parents know that they should get out the picture albums and home movies.
Well isnt that just sweet as sugar, sneered Shego. Now, enough with the chit chat. She pointed to herself and Drakken. Who are we?
Wade sat up with a start and looked around in a panic for a second. You two! Yes, of course, you, you’re, uh, heroes too! He’s the Blue…Brain, and you’re the…the Emerald Avenger?
Shego rolled her eyes. What is it with boys and their comic books? Sorry, nerdlinger, but next time you lie, you might want to work on the stammering and the shifty-eyes. Who are we, really?
She glanced around, then grabbed Ron by the front of his shirt with one hand while lighting up with the other. The blond shrank back. “Out with it, Shego went on, or I fry Wonderboy here.
Wade sighed heavily. Your name is Shego. You used to be a hero, actually. But you turned evil and now youre a villainous henchman. Uh, henchperson.
Shegos reaction was mixed. Ok, the villainy makes sense, I can feel that. But Im a henchperson? For whom?
Wades eyes silently moved past her until they came to rest on Drakken.
Oh no, Shego whispered in horror. No, no no no no.
To be Concluded…