Kim Possible Porn Story: To Bebe or not to Bebe – Chapter 9

Chapter 9 : Hostile
Acquisitions

Meanwhile, inside Kim’s
car as she and Ron drive to Go City Memorial Hospital :

“Well, that talk with
the mayor wasn’t overly useful, was it KP ?” Ron asked.

“Not really.”
Kim sighed as she eased the car into a parking spot, “At least
he had the police forward everything they knew to us.”

“Which was a whole
lot of nothing !” Ron answered as he made sure Rufus was well
hidden and safe in his pocket before getting out, “Nothing was
stolen or broken into. The first – and ONLY – reports of those
Bebebots doing anything in Go City was their rampage downtown !”

“True. But at least
he told us which hospital they actually took Hego and the others to.
Even Wade might have had some trouble finding out otherwise.”

“Yeah, I guess. So,
you think Team Go has any ideas as to what the Bebes were really up
to ?”

“We’ll find out when
we ask them.” Kim replied as they headed into the lobby, failing
to notice the disguised Shego watching from a coffee shop across the
street.

Their arrival, however,
did not go unnoticed by a Bebebot hidden within the ductwork atop a
high rise office building. Over seven blocks away.

The three Bebebots that
had launched the attack never actually left Go City : when they
powered up their hyperspeed, they merely ran in three different
directions, to the tops of certain key buildings on the outskirts of
the city. From those specific vantage points, at least one Bebebot
at any given time could see where the local authorities took Team Go,
no matter how many changes of directions or vehicles were used to
hide the location.

They had deduced that,
either from concern for her brothers, or from enlightened
self-interest (or healthy paranoia), Shego would be lured back to Go
City to investigate. All they had to do is watch and wait.

Through its infrared
telescopic vision, it noticed Shego was now in Go City, and on the
move.

“Target
acquired.” it reported through its
mindlink to all the others, “Objective :
Capture and assimilate data.
Protocol Gamma Three.”

Meanwhile, Kim and Ron
were having some trouble getting in to see Team Go.

“I’m sorry, Miss
Possible.” the nurse on duty stated, “But visitation is
restricted to family and Go City officials only.”

“But they could know
something that could prevent a major disaster !” Kim explained,
“We’re not going to be much of a bother. We just need to ask a
few questions, then we’ll leave them alone.”

“I’m sorry, but rules
are rules.”

“It’s okay. They’re
with me.” a woman’s voice behind Kim and Ron stated.

“Oh, hello Shego !”
the nurse said cheerily, “You can go right in ! I’m afraid
they’re still out cold, but their prognosis is good. I’ll have
Doctor Ferris come in to answer your questions !”

“Yeah, thanks.”
Shego replied flatly while suppressing her usual sarcastic response
to such overly cheerful people.

Then she noticed the
smirks on Kim’s and Ron’s faces.

“I swear, if either
one of you breathes even ONE WORD of this to anybody … !” she
sneered, wagging a finger at them as plasma flared and swirled around
her hands.

“Hey – mum’s the word
!” Ron replied, putting up his hands to try to calm her down,
“We won’t tell anyone anything !”

“So – why are you
being so helpful Shego ?” Kim asked, looking at her warily as
they entered the room.

Shego sighed. “Because,
Kimmie, if I didn’t get you in to see them, you’d just break in and
bother them. You’re not the type to let little things like rules and
regulations stand in your way.”

“Say, didn’t Vina say
something like that ?” Ron absent-mindedly noted to Kim. Which
earned him an evile glare in return.

Team Go were in two
connected rooms – Hego and Mego in the room Shego, Kim and Ron had
entered, while the twins were in the other room.

Hego didn’t look too badly
harmed, but both sides of Mego’s and the Wego’s faces were little
more than swollen, purplish bruises above their neckbraces.

“Poor
kids – now they’re never going to hear the end of Mego’s complaining
about his ‘damaged’ face !” Shego mused
to herself as she took a closer look at the Wegos. It looked like
they had a bit of a rash in addition to their other facial injuries.

“Well, all things
considered, it doesn’t look like anyone was hurt as seriously as it
looked.” Kim stated after a rather long period of quiet from
Shego, “But I suppose quick healing is a side effect of their
comet powers, right ?”

“They shouldn’t need
to be healing from anything !” Shego stated with tightly
clenched fists, “The twins are a bit too young to be doing the
whole silly ‘crime fighting superhero’ thing without adult
supervision. And Hego is too slow-witted to qualify in that
department ! He’d have to be to NOT realize that this is how a
hero’s story always ends !”

Before Kim could ask Shego
what she meant, the doctor arrived.

“Haven’t seen you for
years Shego !” he said with a bright smile, “I hope it
doesn’t take something like this incident to get you to visit more
often !”

“So how bad were they
hurt Doctor Ferris ?” Shego asked curtly to forestall any
further small talk.

“They should be as
good as new within a week.” he replied, “Their injuries,
though unusual, were not overly deadly.”

“Unusual ? Unusual
how ?” Kim asked.

Doctor Ferris looked at
her, then glanced at Shego. “It’s okay. Just answer her
questions.” she replied with a dismissive wave.

“Well, Hen- Hego
seems to have been struck by some sort of high intensity sound wave.”
Doctor Ferris began as he shuffled his notes, “The CSI lab techs
say it would’ve been like running into a brick wall at sixty miles an
hour, twenty times a second. The only reason his flesh wasn’t
blasted off his bones was because of his superstrength. So he has
the equivalent of minor bruising to all his internal organs. But the
worst I expect he’ll suffer from is a little ringing in the ears.

The others have massive
bruising on both sides of their faces, some neck trauma, and some
minor concussions on both sides of their brains, from being sloshed
around inside their skulls.” he continued on in macabre
indifference as he pulled out an X-ray, “I’ve never seen this
much minor injury to so broad an area before. Most unusual. But
given how minor the actual damage is, and their general health and
quick healing, they should be up and about within a week or two.”

“And what about that
rash on their faces ?” Shego asked, “Have you been using
those bargain bin exam gloves again ?”

“Certainly not !”
Doctor Ferris replied huffily, “I stopped using that brand years
ago. After your …”

Shego held up a finger as
her plasma fired up and angrily swirled around her hands. “You
are to never even THINK about mentioning that again ! Now, about
that rash on Mego and the Wegos faces. You said it’s not an allergic
reaction ?”

“It’s not a rash at
all.” he replied the moment Shego powered down, “They
appear to be very large, but very shallow abrasions, just a few cell
layers deep. They’ll heal up completely in a day or two. Won’t even
leave any scars.”

“How soon will they
wake up ?” Kim asked.

“Best guess, given
their meds ? Sometime tomorrow. But I would wait until late
afternoon before asking them any questions.”

Kim sighed as she tried to
sort out her choices. One : she and Ron could stay in Go City
overnight and talk to Team Go tomorrow afternoon. But that would
involve missing a whole days’ worth of classes. Then dealing with
Mister Barkin.

Or : she and Ron could
drive back to Middleton, then drive all the way back to Go City after
school tomorrow, THEN back home again. Even with a rocket powered
car, repeated trips become very tedious, not to mention the gas (and
expense) needed to make so many trips. But on the other hand, no
dealing with Mister Barkin.

But, then again, if she
didn’t stop the Bebebots’ latest scheme, there may be nothing LEFT to
worry about ever again.

“Thanks for the
update Doctor Ferris. We won’t take up any more of your time.”
Kim finally stated as she herded Ron out the door.

“Just a minute there
princess !” Shego called after them, “I have a few
questions for you !”

Scene : a small outdoor
coffee shop a block away from the hospital. Kim is sitting to
Shego’s left, while Ron is to her right.

“Well, this brings
back memories. Sort of.” Ron nervously stated as he broke a
breadstick in half and handed some to Rufus. The last time he was
sitting this close to Shego, she was under the influence of
Electronique’s attitude repolarizer. Which was weird. Now that
Shego was her old self, it was plain old scary.

“So, Doctor Ferris is
your family’s doctor, right ?” Kim asked as she swirled the mini
marshmallows into her cocoa.

“What was your first
clue Kimmie ?”

“The nurse said she’d
send him in. And he seemed to know a lot about you and your
brothers.”

“Well, he’s been our
doctor since the comet incident. It’s not like we have much choice
in the matter.” Shego replied glumly, “Do you have any idea
how hard it is to find a doctor that deals with metahumans ?”

“I didn’t think you
and Team Go would need doctors. You having super-powers and all.”
Ron stated.

Shego growled. “Having
super-powers does NOT make you invulnerable or immortal Ron ! We can
get sick or injured just like everyone else ! It – just takes a bit
more trauma to do it.”

“Okay ! Okay ! We
get the point !” Kim interrupted, “So, what did you want to
ask me about ?”

“What were those
things ?” Shego stated as her plasma aura brought the coffee in
her cup to a sudden boil, “And why did they attack MY brothers ?
The boys only deal with criminals in Go
City, or criminals from Go
City. They’ve NEVER fought those, whatever those things were before
!”

“They’re called
‘Bebebots’,” Kim began, “Doctor Drakken invented them a few
years ago as part of a revenge plot against his old college
roommates. The ‘bots decided he was unfit to command and rebelled.
Now they’re on some sort of rampage to dominate our species or
something. But they’ve never been THIS nasty before !”

“Wait – Doctor D
created those things ?” Shego replied in a stunned tone,
“Drakken ? The same guy who couldn’t even take over Wisconsin ?
You’re saying he actually did something RIGHT ?! By accident ?”

“Yeah. Weird huh ?”
Ron stated, “His failures are more successful than he is !”

“And you two have
tangled with them before, right ?” Shego asked attentively.

“Yeah. Twice.”
Kim replied, “We destroyed the first three in Middleton. They
were very strong and very fast, but vulnerable to a hypersonic
emission. But then their hidden backup copies built a dozen or so
hyperspeed Bebes. Me and Rufus destroyed some of them and their hive
in the Gulf Coast about a year ago. Now, they’re back. AGAIN.”

“And now they’re all
different !” Ron stated, “Not like the first batches ! So
far, none of the groups we’ve seen so far acted the same ! I mean,
we’ve seen smart ones at their hive in Kansas, psychotic AND FLYING
ones that attacked your brothers, and we got defectors like the
Rossums. A whole range of tempers ! Not like a hive mind at all !”

“The Rossums ? Who
are the Rossums ?” Shego asked.

“A trio of Bebebots
that look – and act – human.” Kim replied, “Apparently
they’ve been living among us for about a year, studying us to try to
find a counter to the Human Factor.”

“Where
are they now ?”

“In
the custody of Global Justice.” Kim answered, “They’ve
probably been answering questions for hours now. And, speaking of
answers, would Hego or the others know anything more about the
Bebebot’s recent activity ?”

Shego
quirked an eyebrow at Kim. “My brothers ? Know anything ?
Hardly ! They’re not very good at the whole ‘gathering intel’ thing
themselves. The most they would know is whatever the local task
forces or the mayor tells them. And you’ve already talked to the
mayor, right ?”

“Yes.”
Kim replied snippily, “Nobody knows anything ! Apparently the
Bebes just showed up to fight. I’m all tapped out of guesses !
Unless YOU have any hunches you’d like to share Shego ?”

Shego
stared into her coffee cup for a few moments before answering
“Someone probably hired them to do it.”

“Ohkay,
WHY would you say that ?” Kim asked after she recovered from her
slight shock.

“Their
attack was perfect. TOO perfect.” Shego replied, “No one
in Team Go can fly, has a ranged attack, or good sense. A smart,
flying opponent would have a crushing advantage over them. And those
tactics the ‘bots used ? It’s like they were tailored SPECIFICALLY
to take out Team Go.”

“And
Team Go does have several enemies.” Ron noted as he finished off
the last of his breadstick, “Who do you think would hire the
Bebes ? Wait – HOW would they hire the Bebes ?”

“Doi
! Henchco’s ‘Rent-A-Goon’ service most likely !” Shego replied,
“He has a service to
supply temporary sidekicks and lackeys. Do you remember that ‘Ray X’
fiasco last year Kimmie ? When you gave me that horrible head cold
?”

“Hey
! I WARNED you I had to sneeze !” Kim fumed back at her before
contacting Wade with her Kimmunicator.

“Whatever.
While I was out of commission, Doc looked for a temp to stand in for
me. He used an evil temp agency.”

“Oh,
right ! It ended up being Duff and, uhmm, Hank Perkins !” Kim
recalled just before Wade called back.

“Hey
Kim !” his image on the tiny screen stated, “How are things
going in Go City ?”

“Badly.”
she replied, “No one here has any idea about what the Bebes were
up to. But Team Go is going to be fine, apparently. No permanent
damage. How’s your invoice search going ?”

“Badly.”
Wade replied, “Those invoices you recovered from the Kansas hive
were legitimate – they were signed and paid for by an actual person.
I’m still trying to peel back the layers of accounting bureaucracy to
find out WHO it actually was, but it’s not looking too good. They
covered their tracks really well !”

“So
the Bebes are getting human help ?” Ron interrupted, “Who
would be twisted enough to help
them take over
the world ?”

“How
many villains do we know that AREN’T twisted enough to want their
help, Ron ?” Kim answered, “The Bebes are just advanced
computers, and computers can be hacked into and infected with
viruses. So with just a little bit of effort, a hacker could gain
control of a powerful army. The Bebes would do all the hard work of
taking over the world for him.”

“Man,
this REALLY tanks !” Ron muttered in disgust, “Is it really
too much to know who we’re really dealing with this time ?”

“We’ll
find out when we stop them !” Kim answered cheerily, “Wade,
can you do a search of Henchco’s services without being noticed ?”

“With
my eyes closed and one hand behind my back !” Wade replied, “Why
?”

“Shego
mentioned that Hench runs an evil temp agency. I just want to see if
the Bebes are listed.”

“Worth
a look, I suppose …” he replied absently as he typed furiously
on his keyboards, “And there we go !”

“No
way !!” Kim and Ron stated as they looked at the screen.

Displayed
was a picture of a Bebebot, with hiring data listed below.

“This
confirms some of what Ten-A told us, Ron !” Kim stated, “She
said that most of the lower numbers had been recycled or destroyed on
other missions !”

“‘Ten-A’
? Who’s Ten-A ?” Shego asked.

“Middle
of the three Rossum sisters.” Kim replied as she looked over the
info on the screen, “I don’t believe this ! Those older series
Bebebots have been fully active and hiding for almost a year, and I
didn’t even know about it !”

“That’s
sort of the whole point of hiding out and laying low, Kimmie !”

“You
mean anyone could have hired them ?” Ron asked, “Wow.
Hmmmm – I wonder what kind of fundage that would require ?”

Kim
glared at him until he quickly added “Hey, if they can be hired,
maybe we can hire them to go away and leave everyone alone ! It’s –
just a thought !”

“They
don’t work for money Ron !” Kim replied as she read the data,
“They work in trade ! They build gadgets and weapons for
villains, and the villains provide them with supplies or lairs !”

“So
THAT’S where they get all those gadgets from !” Ron noted, “But
I thought everyone bought their stuff from Henchco ?”

“Almost
everybody does Ron.” Shego replied in a bored monotone, “Hench
deals with bulk and big ticket items. It looks like those Bebe
things deal in specialty items. Like if you need half a dozen
gravity nullifiers or a few helicopter hats, and don’t feel like
making them yourself. Henchco probably could
make them for you, but it would be expensive, and he’d probably keep
the plans, then sell your inventions to the highest bidder !”

“You
think Hench might have a beef with the Bebes ?” Ron asked, “They
could be cutting into his business. And we could use all the help we
can get.”

“Nah.”
Shego replied, “It looks like they’re too small time for him to
notice or care about. He’d be more likely to hire them than to fight
them.”

She
thought for a few more moments. “He also wouldn’t hire them to
attack Team Go. No heroes to fight, no reason for the villains to
buy expensive weapons from him. And most of the team’s other, more
competent enemies are behind bars.”

“So
it could it be a new villain trying to make a name for himself then
?” Kim asked.

“No
one has come forward to claim responsibility for the attack.”
Shego replied with a sigh. “So maybe it is someone new trying
to take over the smart way. Maybe it’s an old villain who – against
type and all odds – developed the good sense to stay in the shadows
until the right time. Or maybe those ‘bots just wanted something
money or trade couldn’t buy – like combat experience, or knowing what
it feels like to have superhuman blood on their hands or something !”

“Wait
– ‘blood on their hands’ ?”
Kim noted before a horrible idea came to her. “I just figured
out why they were here in Go City !”

“Well,
we’re all ears Kimmie !” Shego replied, “Let’s hear it !”

“They
came here to steal samples of your brothers’ DNA !” Kim stated
triumphantly, “Half of their other thefts were for cell culture
supplies ! Robots don’t have cells ! They slapped your brothers
around because their only exposed skin was on
their faces !”

Shego recalled Doctor
Ferris’ words : “It’s not a rash at all.
They appear to be very large, but very shallow abrasions, just a few
cell layers deep.”

“That
rash that wasn’t a rash !” Shego reeled as she figured it out,
“They ripped off a few layers of cells ! The beatings were just
a side effect, or to throw everyone off !”

“Uh,
Kim ? Shego ? Newsflash : The Bebes HATE humans !” Ron
interrupted, “WHAT would they want human cells or DNA for ? Oh,
no ! It’s another synthochemical clone plot !” Ron freaked as
he recalled those cut-rate duplicates of himself, Rufus, Kim and
Bonnie rampaging around Bueno Nacho.

“They
– or whoever’s really running the show – don’t need to clone Team
Go,” Shego noted, “Just their powers !”

“Their
powers ? Shrinking ? … and duplication ! Oh man !” Ron
replied after smacking his forehead. “THE perfect power for a
bunch of hive-minded robots ! But why didn’t they take a sample of
Hego’s DNA ?”

“Because
some of them already are superstrong.” Kim continued, “They’re
on the lookout for NEW powers to upgrade themselves with !”

“It’s
amazing how easy things are to figure out with just a little bit more
information !”
Kim mused to herself, quite pleased that she had everything figured
out and under control, “And
who knew Shego would provide that little bit more ?
Wait – if the
Bebes are looking for new powers to upgrade themselves with …”

Both
Kim and Shego noticed the descending shadow in just the nick of time
and somersaulted away – a drone Bebebot had launched itself from the
top of a nearby building and landed on their table, shattering it
with a resounding boom.

Ron,
being a little slower to react, was knocked backwards onto his rump;
Rufus, being on
the table at the time, was catapulted in a wide arc through the air,
landing amongst the flowers of a florist shop display on the other
side of the street.

The Bebebot slowly stood
up from its crouching position as a cloud of sickly yellowish smoke
swirled around it.

“Look out Shego !”
Kim yelled, “This one has superhuman abilities ! That means
there are at least two more just like it around here somewhere !”

“Gee – thanks for the
update Kimmie !” Shego replied with a feral grin as she glared
at the automaton before them, then fired up her plasma.

Kim looked around for the
other Bebebots. She could see two more a few yards away, but they
weren’t moving in to attack.

In fact, they seemed to be
waiting for something …

Then Kim’s muscles started
relaxing against her will moments
after she noticed a strange smell.

“Wait
– yellowish smoke ? Where is that coming from ?”
Kim noted, looking around while trying to keep her muscles from
failing, “Two, three, no – FOUR gas
canisters ?! It
must’ve thrown them on it’s way down !”

“Shego ! Look out !
It’s an ambush !” Kim shouted as her legs turned rubbery.

“No ! Really ?!”
Shego replied sarcastically as threw a volley of plasma bolts at the
closest Bebebot as she backed away, already starting to stagger.

By now, Rufus had managed
to get back to the scene. Being a naked mole rat (and having eaten
several hundred thousand times his body weight in preservative-laden
junk food over the years), the Bebebot’s gas had no effect on him.
But all he could do was activate Kim’s wrist Kimmunicator and contact
Wade for help as the other Bebebots closed in …

—–

Through supreme force
of will, Kim was able to keep her eyelids open; all other voluntary
muscles were too relaxed to respond in any way.

All she could do was
watch as a Bebebot picked Shego up, toss her over its shoulder, then
power up and hyperspeed away.

After ten minutes (that
seemed like ten hours) helplessly trapped within her own body, the
paramedics arrived to take her and Ron to the nearest hospital.

—–

“Okay, what was IN
that gas ?!” Kim managed to ask a few moments after receiving an
injection of an antidote. Her muscle strength and control was
returning, but she was still having trouble sitting up.

“A curare
derivative.” Doctor Ferris replied, “Weakens all voluntary
muscles, producing flaccid paralysis. Fortunately it has no effect
on the involuntary muscles needed for breathing and heart function.”

“But I was COMPLETELY
AWAKE ! THE ! WHOLE ! TIME !” Kim yelled, trying to gesture,
but ended up flailing about drunkenly.

“Well, yes, that is
one of its more traumatizing effects.”

“Who would use
something like that ?” Ron asked, getting off his bed but still
a bit wobbly, “And where would the Bebes get it ?”

“There are legitimate
medical uses for curare derivatives.” Dr Ferris groused in
reply, “They’re used anytime a patient must be kept completely
immobile for long periods of time. That’s why we had something that
could act as an antidote on hand. But curare derivatives are never
made as a gas !”

Kim pressed a few buttons
on her wrist Kimmunicator. “Wade, contact GJ. We need to get
back to GJ headquarters ! Like right now !”

“No problem Kim.”
he replied quickly, “Do I want to know why the rush order ?”

“The Bebebot sitch
just got worse.” Kim stated, “They kidnapped Shego !”