Kim Possible Porn Story: Failure Is The Only Option Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Kim Possible is owned by Disney, not me. Nngh. Drat.

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Kim and Ron walked hand-in-hand down a hallway of the Middleton Space Museum, as Mr. Barkin blathered on in his lecture on the Apollo moon landings. And in July 1969, Apollo 11 landed on the moon, where Neil Armstrong became the first person to set foot on an alien world.

Uh, Mr. Barkin, wasnt that faked? Everyone suddenly stopped and stared at Ron, as Kim desperately tugged on his arm to stop talking.

Not now, Ron! Kim hissed under her breath.

But KP, searching for the truth here . . . But before he could continue, Mr. Barkin glared at Ron and spoke.

Stoppable, apparently you missed that episode on Mythwreckers where they busted every major moon-landing hoax theory. Perhaps assigning you some extra homework, like researching the plot loopholes in the movie Capricorn One, will cure your penchant for government conspiracy theories?

Ron quickly answered, Uh, no sir! Still not caught up with last weeks extra homework on the dangers of keeping giant cockroaches as pets!

Good answer! he growled. Now if you dont mind, well continue with . . .

Beep-Beep-BEE-Beep! Mr. Barkin was interrupted by a signal from Kims Kimmunicator.

She flipped it open. Whats the sitch, Wade?

Kims pre-teen computer genius replied, Hey Kim, looks like Drakken and Shego are on the move again. Looks like another research facility is their target.

Kim sighed. Another research facility? They never give up, do they? How soon can you arrange a ride for us, Wade?

Wade smiled. You wont need one this time. Theyre heading for the Middleton Space Center and Research Facility. They might be after the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer.

Kims face went totally white. Isnt that what accidentally trapped us once in all those TV shows? And my dads studying that thing right now!

One in the same, Kim, Wade replied. Be careful, and good luck!

Kim closed the connection. Lets move, Ron! My dads in danger! She tore off down the hall, with Ron close behind. She didnt notice that she had just dropped the Kimmunicator in her haste. Bonnie quickly picked it up.

She yelled, Kim, you dropped your beepy thingy! Although fiercely competitive with Kim, Bonnie knew how important the device was. She quickly ran after Kim and Ron as they tried to beat Drakken to the research wing.

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Hmm. Quite a machine we have here, Dr. Possible mused to himself. He had opened up the access panel on the side of the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer, and was intently studying its internal workings. Tangled wires lay strewn all about. Looks like this is the power conduit, which is routed through what looks like a fail-safe device, which is connected to what appears to be a self-destruct mechanism . . . Heh-heh. That Drew, always building his contraptions with a self-destruct switch . . .

Very good, Doctor Possible! came a voice from behind him.

Dr. P turned around with a start. Drew Lipsky! Or should I say, Dr. Drakken? And your show-folk henchwoman, Shego?

That comment earned him a blast from Shegos plasma-charged hands.

Errr! I HATE it when he calls me that! she yelled.

Shego, dont hurt the nice doctor, Drakken said charmingly. I want him totally conscious as I reveal my diabolical plan!

Dont monologue too long, Dr. D. You know Princess will be here any moment, Shego quickly said.

Drakken dismissed her concern with a wave of his hand. Not to worry, Shego. It will take her at least 5 minutes to make it here from school, 10 if she has to depend on her sidekicks motor scooter, he chortled. More than enough time to divulge my evil plot, and prepare my trap for Kim Possible!

Whats this all about Drakken, and what are you planning to do with my Kimmie-Cub? Dr. P questioned angrily.

Drakken smiled evilly as he replied, My dear doctor and old friend, Im going to transport your precious Kimberly Ann into the ether of the worlds broadcasting networks, where shell be trapped forever! With her permanently out of my hair, I will use the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer to control the worlds airwaves, and then the WORLD! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Youll never get away with it, Lipsky! My daughter will stop you like she always does, and youll be back in Cell Block D before you know what hit you!

Not this time, Possible! Even as we speak, ungh, Im moving, argh, this device to aim at the door, unhh, where young Kimberly will meet her . . . ouch! He barked his shin as his foot slipped. Some help here Shego! This device is heavy!

Shego helped Drakken point the device at the only door in the room. Dr. Possible struggled to prevent them, even though he knew that Shego could easily incapacitate him. He had to try and buy enough time to warn Kim.

Save your strength, Doctor. Why dont you try this on for size? As he spoke, he firmly pushed his notorious silly hat onto Dr. Possibles head. Electronic beeping was heard as the hat took effect, and his mental capacities were instantly reduced to the level of a two-year old. A goofy smile appeared on his face, as he began to make raspberry sounds and giggle uncontrollably.

Very good, Dr. Possible! Ah, yes, revenge is a . . . cold dish, served best with . . . uh, a side order of . . .

Shego put her head in her hand and answered resignedly, Uh, Dr. D, thats revenge is a dish best served cold. Remind me to buy you 1001 Greatest Analogies for Christmas.

No need, Shego. Just one last thing and its finished. Drakken connected yet another device to the machine.

And whats that do, Dr. D?

Just a little payback to Kimberly Ann for trapping us in that kiddie show. Drakken absent-mindedly rubbed his recently healed arm. The Magnetronic Personality Analyzer Ive just attached will scan the brainwaves of anyone entering the vortex, and place them in a show where they will have the greatest chance of utter humiliation, if not serious bodily injury. He chuckled cruelly, I want that girl to suffer before she meets her demise! This time, failure is not an option!

Failure is the only option, Drakken! The voice from behind him immediately wiped the look of triumph from his face.

Kim Possible! How did you get in here? Theres only one door!

You forgot about the ventilation shaft, Drakken, Kim slyly replied, and we didnt feel like getting ambushed. And it also carries your voice real well, too. Right Ron?

Ron beamed as he replied, Yup, KP! We heard every bon-diggety bit of your plot, Drakken!

Good! Then I wont waste time repeating it. Shego, attack!

Shegos hands flared to life as she tried to use her plasma bolts to herd Kim into the machines line of fire. Kim quickly jumped out of the way, completing a flip to land behind Shego. Barely avoiding Kims flying kick, Shego counterattacked with several punches, which Kim easily deflected.

A little slow today, Shego? Kim taunted.

Not as slow as youre going to be when we drop you into an Antarctic travelogue! Shego shot back.

Ron made a beeline for the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer, which Drakken had just activated. Ron quickly punched the self-destruct button, but Drakken just smiled. Youre too late, sidekick! Ive already disabled the self-destruct switch!

Oh, man . . . Crestfallen, Ron tried to grab the wires, hoping to pull enough of them loose to disable the device, but only got a severe shock for his efforts.

Uh-oh! exclaimed Rufus, who had scrambled out of Rons pocket and was trying to find another way into the machine. Failing in this, the naked mole rat turned his attention to the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler.

In an incredible stroke of bad timing, Bonnie chose this moment to enter the room.

Kim, you dropped your Kimmunicator thingy, and . . . Bonnie froze as she found herself staring down the maw of the device, which was pointed directly at her. Oh, sh . . .

Well, Kim Possible! It looks like our first test subject has arrived! Drakken spoke as he punched the firing button.

Everyone froze as the now fully-charged Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer flared to life, its electronic hum filling the room. Her feet frozen to the floor, Bonnie looked at Kim with a look of horror. But instead of discharging its beam toward Bonnie, the device emitted a quickly expanding sphere of energy, enveloping everyone within the room. A moment later, the room was empty and quiet, save for the soft breeze of the air conditioning vent.

The silence was only broken by the clatter of the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compilers battery pack, as it fell to the floor.

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Well, Dr. D has done it again, but did you really expect otherwise? Thanks for everyone’s comments so far, and yes, I’m trying to write this like a late Season 4 episode. Next update very soon: stay tuned . . . !