Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim
Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What
you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie
(A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later
seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any
sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Goodbye
Camp Wannaweep!

First
Goodbye: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

***

If there was
something that Monkey Fist was sure (besides that monkeys were the
superior species of course) was that in any given moment that he
faced Kim possible (meaning, almost all the time that he did
something evil) he would be witness to…

WAAA
MONKEYS!

A extreme
display of cowardice from her foolish sidekick.

They are
after me KP, they are after me!

Kind of busy
here Ron. Try to deal with them yourself.

But they are
monkeys!

Although Monkey
Fist found the conduct repulsive he had to recognize that this time
it was useful. Just a few moments and it would be noon and then he
would be able to join the head and the body of the Tempus Simia Idol.

At first he
thought of joining forces with Drakken and Duff Killigan but after a
certain vision that he had recently were their plans were
foiled (by Drakkens assistant never the less) he thought better
and decided to do things by himself.

He was
disappointed in discovering that the Tempus Simias body was not
discovered. He feared that his vision was somewhat of a destroyed
future and the destruction of the idol in that vision meant that the
idol had been destroyed for good.

Good Thing that
the ancient Monkey Monks had created 2 idols.

Now he was sure
that the vision was somewhat of a hint that he was the legendary
Monkey Master.

The legend of
Tempus Simia said that the one with the Mystical Monkey Powers would
remember the events transpired if at any given case the idol was
destroyed. So he was pumped and began his search of the second idol.

He had been able
to track both pieces by himself and now he was in the Tempus Simia
Temple in Central Africa ready to join both parts in order to make
the idol one again.

But then the
teenage Hero and her bumbling sidekick had to appear to ruin
everything.

But if his
monkey ninjas were able to distract them long enough he could still
join both parts.

Finally, noon
came and he joined both parts.

Ha, ha, ha
Kim Possible, you have failed! Now I have in my hands the power to
Uff!

An unnamed
monkey ninja came flying to his gut from nowhere.

Get
off me you furry freaks! Screamed Ron while flinging monkeys left
and right not noticing that Monkey Fist was hit with one of his
simian projectiles and the now complete idol was flying over his
head.

The idol!
Kim Possible screamed while catching the mystic relic with a patented
wall jump.

Why its
always monkeys? Of course when the villains name is Monkey Fist
what could you expect? Chihuahuas?

Pfth,
Chihuahuas exclaimed a certain Naked Mole Rat.

If you have
finished your rant you can see that were done here.

Say what?
Then Ron noticed the unconscious form of Monkey Fist Wow! We rule!
We even defeat the bad guys without even noticing it! Booya!

And recovered
the strange looking Monkey statue.

Monkey
statue?

The Tempus
Simia idol? The one that Monkey Fist was trying to complete?

Was that? It
wasnt the mystical monkey power?

No, I think
he got that one already. Look this is what he was after.

Let me see
when noticing the statue Ron had a flashback to a certain daydream
that he had recently.

A daydream about
time travels and meat cakes.

Ron, are you
ok?

Uh? Oh! Yeah!
Sure fine and dandy! Say do you think we could keep that thing?

Not sure
about that Ron. Monkey Fist was after it so it cant be good. Im
sure that Wade will find something to do with it. Besides, werent
you afraid of monkeys?

Of course I
am but its hard to explain its like we need to keep it
just in case.

***

A couple of
weeks passed by and the whole Tempus Simia thing was forgotten in
favor of more recent events.

At least for Kim
it had.

Ron remembered
vividly the daydream and was surprised that Rufus remembered it too.
If the dream was right then this idol was a time machine.

With it he could
do anything! He could travel to the future and see what the future
math test was about. He could also go to the past and undo all the
times that he had made a mistake. The possibilities were endless!

Of course KP
would never allow it If she knew what the thing was for. And
luckily she hadnt activated it so far. It seemed that you had to
consciously know what the idol was for in order to use it. Meaning
that if somebody with no clue about what it did (like KP) held it,
the idol would remain just a useless statue.

So one day while
visiting KP he went to her room and took the Monkey idol. It wasnt
difficult at all. He knew were KP kept her secret stuff (a secret
vault in her closet), he even knew the password for her vault (Josh
Mankey, Puagh!).

So he only had
to take the monkey for a little spin and then return it. And since he
had a time machine he could just return it at the same moment that he
took it and nobody will be the wiser.

So
once he took the Tempus Simia he ripped open a portal to the past and
went to the first ting in his time traveling agenda

Camp Wannaweep.

***

It had been so
easy!

He always
thought that deleting the most horrible summer of his life would be
harder but he only had to report the toxic state of the lake to the
authorities and the place was closed faster that you could sang the
Camp Wannaweep camping song.

Ron saw proudly
from a distance how disappointed were his fathers at receiving news
that the camp was closed and had to keep Little Ron home that summer.

So
now were or maybe I should say when,
should we go my fellow time traveler? Would you like to see what the
future hold for us? And maybe taking photocopies of all the tests
that we will have in the next 2 years?… And checking how advanced
the fast food industry will have evolved? asked to his bald pet.

Humm, food.
Answered the hungry mole rat.

To the future
it is! Exclaimed Ron while opening a portal to the future.

***

The future is
great! said Ron like for the billionth time in the last hour.

Great, yeah!
agreed his naked fella.

Since they
arrived to this future he was surprise how great everything was.
There was a Bueno Nacho in every corner, the environment seemed
peaceful and the people were very friendly. They slightly trembled
when they saw him but that was most likely due to the cold weather
(although it was kind of hot actually). But nothing could be wrong
because wherever they went they got free stuff! He passed in front of
a clothing store they gave him free clothes, he walked in front of a
comic store they gave him free comics, he entered one of the many
Bueno Nacho’s around and they treated him like a king!

Whoever this
Great Blue, El Conquistador is he has my greatest respect.

It seemed that
this Great Blue, El conquistador was the new mayor, president
or something. It seemed that he was one responsible for the changes
to his hometown. Whoever this guy was he had his vote, whenever he
could vote anyway.

Enough of
eating my rodent friend. We have to go.

Uhhh

Yeah, I fell
badly too but we have a mission to fulfill, those tests wont be
copied by themselves you know.” Said Ron while patting the naked
mole rat head.

“Hmn…
ok.”

“How much
it is my good man? Said Ron turning to the waiter.

I-It-Its
on the house. Said a trembling manager standing next to the
waiter.

Really? Wow,
the future is great!

D-di-did you
say something?

Oh
nothing!… Thanks for all! Said Ron while running towards the
exit.

Phew! That
was close. Now which was the way to Middleton High?

Stop right
there! Screamed a gigantic man in a brown uniform and mask (that
made Ron think of a ferret).

Sorry! We
thought that they were complimentary. Said a cowering Ron while
taking out Diablo Sauce packets form his pockets.

Remain
still. Said the ferret man while taking out a device and began to
cover Ron with a light.

What are you
doing?

Scanning.

BEEP

Lets see
who you really are The man began to read the device and
suddenly his face was pale.

Im sorry
my lord but it wasnt my intention! I was just doing my job!
Said the enormous man while bowing down to him repeatedly.

Huh? Who do
you thing I am?

My lord is
playing with me right? Or is it a test for your humble servant? You
are Great Blue, El Conquistador!

Im the
president?

Of course
not. My lord is not the president

I see

“….You’re
the owner of Bueno Nacho….

“Th-The
owner of Bu-Bu-Bueno Na-na-nacho?”

…and the
Worlds Emperor

Wh-Wha-What!

Yeah. My lord
conquered the world long ago.

I
Needless to say, Ron was dumbfounded. took over the World?

***

To be continued

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