Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved No One Like You Chapter 1

My Evil Beloved

The Shego & Drakken Show

Episode 17, Season 1: No One Like You

Drakken and Shego were sitting at a desk that was surrounded by look-alikes. There we fat Drakkens, short Drakkens, girl Drakkens, and pink Drakkens. Shegos look-alikes were even more bizarre

OkRED HAIR!? Shego yelled at one of the impersonators. Seriously…how the hell is ANYONE gonna believe that I dyed my hair RED!? she snapped. The red-headed impersonator lowered her head, burst into tears, and ran out of the room. You know Shegothat was a little harsh Drakken said putting a hand on her shoulder. Shego angrily shook it off and replied, Oh yea! Take a look at THAT GUY! Drakken spun around and saw the pink version of himself standing there scratching his back. PINK!? What in Gods name makes you think EVIL should be PINK!? he screamed. The pink impersonator shrugged and replied, I figured the new look would confuse the copsya know? Drakken slapped himself in the face. Gah! J-justjust go! he said pointing to the door. The man grunted and stomped out of the room. Drakken let out a big sigh. This is starting to look hopeless he said. Ill say Shego replied. A short, bald version of Drakken cleared his throat and approached the desk. Drakken raised his hand and rubbed his forehead. No nothatll be enougheveryone just go he said. There were a series of mumbles as the whole crowd of look-alikes cleared the room. Just then, two impersonators ran up to the desk.

Hey Doctor D! Look! These guys actually have it down! Shego said happily shaking him. Drakken looked up and was amazed to see himself and another Shego staring back at them. Hello Dr. DrakkenMiss Shegomy names George! the Drakken imposter said. Im Debbie! the Shego look–alike said. Ummn-nice to meet you Drakken replied. Were your biggest fans! George said. Yea! You two rock! Debbie added. Yea yeayou guys definitely LOOK the partbut can you ACT it!? Shego asked. George puffed-out his chest, slammed his fist against it, and said, This timevictory shall be mine! Drakken nodded at this display with a look of satisfaction. Shego rubbed her chin and said, Not bad, not baddo ANGRY-Drakken! George clenched his fists, lowered his head, and yelled, Nah! Shego! Why does Kim Possible always win! Why! Why! Why! George continued to throw his arms in the air and stomp his feet. Drakkens face dropped into a scowl as he watched Georges tantrum. I dont sound like that he said crossing his arms. Shego smirked at him and said, Oh yes you do! Wait waitdo Drakken when he smashes a thumb! George grabbed his right hand, looked at it with wide eyes, and yelled, Ah! Owwwwww! He then put the thumb in his mouth and began sucking it as his left arm hugged his side and he paced frantically back and forth. Shego erupted with laughter and fell out of her chair. Drakken growled and slammed his fists down on the desk. Grrrraaaaahhh! YOU! Debbie! Do Shegoummmummm he began to say. Ha! Cant think of anything embarrassing that I docan ya!? Shego said. Drakken scowled, but then his eyes lit up and he said, Oh I know! Do Shego after she loses her footing in a fight with Kim Possible! Debbie ran forward, tripped, yelled, and tangled herself up in the curtains. Drakken forcefully pointed and laughed at this sight. Shego put her hands on her hips and said, Thats not funny Drakken looked at her and replied, Oh but it IS Shego! You always look so ridiculous when she beats you! Shegos eyes lit up and she gritted her teeth. Beats ME!? She beats YOU! she yelled. Phhas IF! I dont fight herI just stand by and look menacing! he said smiling wickedly. Gah! PLEASE! You LOOK like an idiot!…HE looks menacing! Shego said pointing at George. Actuallyhes a little CUTER than you too! she said eyeing George up. Drakkens eyes grew twice their normal size as he watched this. Grrrraaahh! Well you know what!? Debbie looks twice as hot as you! he shot back. Yea yea whatever Shego said as she pretended to drool over George. Drakken clenched his fists and walked over to Debbie. He reached out his hand and helped her up. EhemDebbieI never noticed it before, but youhave the most beautiful eyesand what a figure! he said trying his hardest to sound sincere. Shego felt her body tense up at the sight of Drakken on his knees, staring into the eyes of another woman. Debbie exchanged a look of confusion with George. We dont wanna come between you two now Debbie said. Yea George replied. Oh dont worry! I just think that we should go on a little dateI-I meanfield testto see just how well you two can stack-up to the real thing. What do you think Shego? You take George on a little caperand Ill takeDebbie! he said staring at her. Shego gritted her teeth and grabbed George by the collar. Fine by me! she yelled dragging George out of the room.

Okstay close to me and keep quiet! Shego told George as she crept down the hallway of the testing facility. To her delight, George was completely silent and stealthy as they found their way to the laboratory. Alright nowhere we are! she said as they entered the lab. Hmmmwhat do we do now? George asked. Shego slapped herself in the face. Youre Dr. Drakken remember!? Heres a top-secret laboratory in a military testing facility! FIND SOMETHING! she yelled. George shook his head and blinked. Right rightummhere we go! he said holding up a test tube. Ummmokwhats that!? she asked. Acid of course! With THISwe shall burn a hole in he began. ACID!? I bring you all the way here and you find ACID! she yelled. George frowned and looked at the floor. Sorry he said. Gah! Youre not like Drakken at all! she yelled walking out of the room. Hey wait up! George called.

If you needed moneyyou shouldve just asked! Debbie told Drakken as they walked into the bank. This isnt about money Debbiewell ok it isbut were not getting it the way YOURE thinking Drakken replied smiling evilly. I dont follow Debbie replied. Drakken hit himself in the head and pulled at his hair. Were gonna STEAL IT! he yelled. Everyone in the bank suddenly stopped and looked at them. Haha! I meanif they make gasoline prices any higherwere just gonna have to steal it! he said. There were a few nods of agreement from the rest of the people in the bank as they returned to their business. Whew! That was close! Put these on! Drakken said handing Debbie a pair of metal cuffs. What are these for!? she asked. Drakken rolled his eyes in frustration. Theyll give you the power to shoot energy blastslike Shego! he said. Debbies eyes lit up with excitement. My dream-come-true! she said. Just hurry it up! Drakken shot back.

Where are we going!? George asked. Im looking for the aircraft hanger Shego replied. You think they have one of those here? George replied. Duh! Its a top-secret military testing facility! Aircraft hangers are likestandard she said. Oh George said frowning. Here we go! Shego said happily. They went through a doorway and entered a large room full of vehicles. Ooo George said. Shego ran forward and jumped into a large saucer-shaped craft. Ummwhat are you doing? George asked. Stealing this thing! Were VILLAINS! Thats what we do! she shot back. Ohright he said. Gah! Just get in! Shego yelled. George got in and Shego began hitting what appeared to be random buttons. How do you know how to fly this thing? George asked. I dontbut you usually get results when you do stuff like this she replied. The engine suddenly roared to life and the craft lifted into the air. There we go! Shego said grabbing the control-stick. They broke through the ceiling of the hanger and flew threw the air. George grabbed onto Shego and began whimpering. ImIm afraid of heights! he said. GET OFF OF ME! Youre gonna make me crash! Shego yelled. It was too late, though; the craft went into a spiral and landed straight in a pond in the middle of a park

Hit them Debbie! Drakken yelled as they ran from the bank. Debbie frantically threw energy blasts into the air, missing the guards terribly. II dont know how to FIGHT! she yelled back. Well if you dont do somethingthere gonna CATCH US! Drakken said. They were about twenty yards from Drakkens hover car when a police car stopped in front of them. Hold it right there! an officer in the car ordered. Oh great! Just great! Back to annoying Cell Block D! Drakken said throwing his hands in the air. Not so fast Debbie said reaching into her pocket. She pulled out a cell phone-sized remote and held it at the car. A blue beam shot out, hit the car, and sent it hurtling through the air. She turned around and fired it at the guards, sending them flying backwards as well. Drakken stared at her wide-eyed. Whawhat was that!? he asked. Debbie blushed and held it out to him. Its an Anti-Gravity Magneto-RayI made it myself she said. Drakken picked up the device and inspected it. Thisthis is AMAZING! he said. Debbie giggled and kicked a stone on the ground. Drakken grabbed her hand and placed the remote in it. Very impressive he said. Debbie leaned in to kiss him, but Drakken quickly backed away. W-what are you doing? he asked. I-I thought we were gonnayou know she said. UmmnonoIno Drakken replied. OhWhy NOT!? Debbie shot back. B-becauseII dont feel THAT way about you Debra Drakken said. I dont see why notI can help you build new doomsday machinesand Im every bit as good a sidekick as Shego she said. Nobodys as good as Shego! Drakken said shaking his head. Debbie looked up at him suddenly. Y-youre going out with her arent you!? she said. Drakkens eyes got wide again as he quickly tried to think of an answer. I knew it! All of this time Debbie began. Drakken covered her mouth with his hand and said, Shhh! Okay! Okay! We ARE going outbut we dont want the whole world to knownot yet! Debbie nodded and Drakken let go of her. They stood there for a second in awkward silence. Finally, Debbie said, Youd better get back to her Drakken nodded and replied, YeaId better As he walked over to the hover car, Debbie waved to him. GOOD LUCK! she said.

Shego swam to shore and squeezed the water from her hair. I am SOOOOO going home! she said. Diddid I not pass? George asked. You can say that Shego said flatly. The only place YOU TWO are going is JAIL! a voice called out. Suddenly, four armed guards jumped out from the bushes and surrounded them. Great! Just stay back and let me do the Shego began to say. Before she could finish, George sprang into action. He dove low and knocked two of the guards over, elbowed the other in the face, and punched the last one in the jaw. He grabbed Shego by the hand and ran. They rounded a corner and stopped to catch their breath. What was THAT!? Shego said in shock. OhII used to be in a fight club George said. Impressive! Shego replied. George smiled in appreciation at her, and then leaned closer. Dont worryI can take care of you he said. Shego caught him with her hands and threw him over her head. He smacked off of the wall of a building and looked at her in shock. What was that for!? he yelled. Just WHAT were YOU thinking!? she shot back. II thought we were gonna you knowKISS! he said. ME! KISS YOU!? she yelled. Ha! Like THATLL ever happen! she said. Why not!? I can learn to be evil like DrakkenAND I can actually fight! he replied. Youll never be like Drakkentrust me! she yelled. Whats so great about that blue idiot anyway!? George yelled. For your informationDrakken is a MILLION TIMES the man YOULL ever be! Shego screamed. Georges face suddenly fell into shock. Y-youre dating the guy! Arent you!? he said. Shego glared at him and replied, YesI AM! She then hastily turned around and began to walk away. SHEGO! Drakkens voice called out from above her. She looked up and smiled at the sight of him in the hover car. At last! she said getting in beside him.

WellTHAT was sure fun! Drakken said as they climbed down the ladder to their lair. As soon as his feet touched the ground, Shego threw her arms around him and locked her lips on his. Drakken closed his eyes and hugged her tightly. It had been a long day for both of them, especially since theyd been apart. After a few moments of passionate kissing, they pulled away and caught their breath. I missed you Shego said still embracing him. He smiled tenderly at her and replied, and I missed YOU! She smiled back and they kissed again

Gotta sayI never would have seen THAT one coming! Shego said as she and Drakken lay in bed. Oh come on Shego! Whats so hard to believe!? Drakken shot back. I dunnofor some reasonI just find it hard to believe someone could actually have a crush on YOU! she said. Drakken scowled. Well YOU do! he said angrily. I knowbut Im crazy Shego replied patting his chest. Drakken pouted as she did this. crazy-in-LOVE! she said hugging him. Drakken smiled and held her tight. All I know isits a good thing that I wasnt there when that LOSER tried to kiss you! he said. Oh Drew! I TOLD you not to worry! Dont you remember when I said I thought most guys were pigs!? George is HARDLY an exception! she said. I know SheilaI justwellI hope youre always mine he replied. I will befor the rest of my days she said looking deep into his eyes. Drew could feel himself begin to tear-up. He pulled her in close and she snuggled her face against his as they enjoyed the warmth and comfort of their embrace. They closed their eyes and said the same word at the same time

love

Ahh…to be evil AND in love! (Let’s face it…there’s no one like Shego, no one like Dr. D, and no COUPLE like them TOGETHER! XD)

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