Kim Possible Porn Story: To Bebe or not to Bebe Chapter 3

Chapter 3 : Malevolent
surprises

Scene : the kitchen of
Kim’s house, six twenty three a.m. Saturday morning. She and Ron are
finishing up eating breakfast and packing their mission gear.

“Are you sure you can
get Wade out of his present sitch ?” Kim asked the image of Dr
Director displayed on the Kimmunicator’s screen, “I mean, this
isn’t the first background check he’s ever done ! How come this
sitch has never come up before ?”

“He’s very good at
what he does.” Dr Director replied, “Most of the time, no
one even knew he’d hacked into their systems. You can’t report an
intrusion you didn’t know about. For the few times he was detected,
he was searching for incriminating evidence, or ways to help you and
Ron stop major crimes. In these cases, his hacking was considered
legal because we filed retroactive warrants on your behalf.”

“Retroactive warrants
?” Ron asked incredulously, “You can do that ?”

“Yes. We have
seventy two hours to convince a federal judge that such activity was
necessary. Otherwise, any evidence gained is inadmissible in court.
Since Kim has an exemplary record for stopping world-class villains,
getting such a warrant has been very easy so far.

In this case, however,”
Dr Director continued, “there is no evidence of any sort that
the Rossums are involved in anything illegal.

I have to ask you a few
questions Kim : Was there any malicious intent on your part, Miss
Possible ? Were you trying to gather data on Vina’s family to hurt
her, or use for personal reasons or gain ?”

“No ! Certainly NOT
!” Kim replied huffily.

“I know.” Dr
Director said, hand raised in a placating gesture before writing it
down, “It was necessary to ask for legal reasons. So why,
exactly, DID you ask Wade to do a background check on Lavinia Rossum
?”

“Uber-weirdness. She
managed to eat the caf’s food without getting ill.”

“Hmm. Well, that IS
unusual.” she replied with a shudder, “But not especially
world threatening. So, unless there is evidence to the contrary we
haven’t uncovered yet, we’ll write this up as a minor error. Due to
your heroic activities, you’ve had more exposure to the strange and
unusual than most people, and may have reacted prematurely.”

“Yes, I guess so.”
Kim replied with a glower.

“It’s not the end of
the world, Kim.” Dr Director stated, “Everyone makes
mistakes sometimes. You saw something unusual, and acted in good
faith. Because of that, we can probably have the charges against
Wade dropped, and his equipment restored to him by Monday.”

Kim sighed with relief.
“Thank you Doctor Director ! I know Wade will be overjoyed to
hear that !”

“Yes. I can imagine.
May I ask what you and Ron are doing up this early on a Saturday
morning ?”

“The Bebebots are
back, and they stole six tons of chemicals. And the equipment needed
to process it.” Kim replied, “Wade managed to track down a
few places they could be hiding before his computers were impounded.
It’s going to take all day to check all of them out.”

“‘Bebebots’, you say
?” Doctor Director asked as she entered the data into her
computer. “Ah, yes. One of Drakken’s more successful projects.
Until they rebelled against him. This looks like a situation Global
Justice should be dealing with.”

“I’ve dealt with
these things several times before, Doctor Director. They’re no big.
Global Justice would be overkill.”

“Possibly.” she
replied, “But it pays to be cautious in unknown situations. We
have the resources to perform a more efficient search than you do,
Miss Possible. And it is our job to do them. How many potential
Bebebot hives did Wade manage to locate ?”

“Fifteen. But the
short list is only five sites.”

“If you take half the
short list, Kim.” Doctor Director replied, “Global Justice
will deal with the rest. If we find anything unusual, we’ll call you
in.”

Kim did a quick
calculation : “If GJ takes half the short list, me and Ron
will only be driving around for six hours instead of seventeen !
Spanking !”

“You’ve got a deal
Doctor Director !” Kim replied before scanning Wade’s list and
sending the file to her.

“C’mon Ron ! We’re
going to be doing a LOT of driving today !” Kim said after
shutting the Kimmunicator off.

“You drive there, and
I drive back ?” Ron asked as they headed out to Kim’s car.

“Sounds more than
fair to me !” Kim replied before getting behind the wheel and
starting the engine.

Scene : outside a long
abandoned metal fabrication plant, nearly at noon.

“Man, KP ! This
place looks older than that recycling plant and the abandoned railway
maintenance terminal we checked out combined !” Ron
stated as he gazed upon the graffiti and dust encrusted brick
building. “How long ago did they abandon this place ?”

“The company left it
to rust and rot about twelve years ago, Ron.” Kim replied with a
grimace as she tried to NOT think about the dirt and filth they may
have to be searching through, “but it is on the railway line,
and within range of the research lab. So we have to check it out.”

“Well, third time’s
the charm KP.” Ron said as he tried to pull the rusted metal
door open, “The first two places we checked were a bust, and GJ
hasn’t called to say they found anything …”

“… and since Wade
is never wrong, this MUST be where the Bebes are hiding !” Kim
finished his thought before PUSHING the door open with an echoing
screech.

“This – does not bode
well.” Ron stated after kicking away some garbage stuck to his
shoe. Even though it was noon, there was little light in the
building since all its windows had been boarded over with sheets of
plywood long ago.

Kim did a quick survey of
the area – there were a few rooms off to her left and ahead, while
half a dozen old metal working machines sat in the squalid darkness
to her right. Beyond them was a large open space near the shipping
bay, where three huge crates were rotting away off in a corner.

“I’ll check in what’s
left of the offices, Ron” she finally stated, “You and
Rufus see if there is anything odd over there by the shipping bay.”

“On it KP !” Ron
replied before threading his way past the remains of some destroyed
chairs and tables earlier vagrants had left behind.

Kim had only been
examining the old offices for nearly ten minutes before she heard a
loud THUD ! – followed quickly by Ron complaining.

She ran onto the factory
floor and found Ron lying flat on his back near one of the heavy
metal working machines, rubbing the back of his head.

“Ron ! Are you
alright ?”

“Yeah. I just
slipped in something.” he stated as she helped him up. But, for
some odd reason, his left foot kept slipping !

“Aw man ! What did I
step in this time ?!” he groaned as Kim looked around.

“This looks like a
blob of grease !” she replied, rubbing the translucent substance
between her gloved thumb and finger, “It is ! And it’s fresh !”

She tested a few levers on
the nearest machine – despite being covered in filth and blistered
with rust, they moved effortlessly and without even a hint of a
squeak.

“I think we just hit
the jackpot KP !” Ron said before leaning on a ‘start’ button –
and the industrial drill it was attached to began spinning at high
speed.

“Whoa ! All these
machines still work ? And have power ? Now that is not normal !”
he responded before fumbling for the ‘off’ button.

“It makes perfect
sense Ron !” Kim replied with a grin, “What better place
for a bunch of robots to hide than in a metal working factory ? Even
though all the machinery looks decrepid, it works just fine ! All
the Bebes would need is a power source, and they could use everything
in here without being detected !”

“That would explain
why it made it to Wade’s short list of ‘places the Bebes could be
hiding’ then.” Ron mused before looking confused, “But I
don’t see anything that even looks like it could hide a power source
in here. At least nothing big enough to power all this.”

“Which means their
generators must be hidden nearby. So there must be a secret door, or
a hidden passageway or entrance to a tunnel in here somewhere.”
Kim stated with a broad gesture, “Look for a hidden lever or a
panel or switch that’s out of the ordinary.”

“Out of the
ordinary in here, eh ? That would be something unusually CLEAN …”
Ron thought to himself as he started looking at the walls and floor
panels very closely. “You know KP, this would be a whole lot
faster – and healthier – if Wade was on line to do a scan for us !”

“I know Ron,”
Kim sighed, “but we’ll have to do the best we can on our own
until Monday.”

“Now where’s the
LAST place a normal person would check in this place ?” Kim
pondered in the remains of the foreman’s office as she ran her finger
along the top of a battered file cabinet, then grimaced at the thick
layer of heavy dust stuck to her finger.

She turned on a small
flashlight and looked around, before noticing a glint from inside one
of the tiny rooms across the hall from her.

It was the handle of the
long unused toilet in the women’s restroom.

“Well, points for
major weirdness if that handle opens a secret door !” Kim
thought to herself before gingerly depressing the handle with her
foot.

“Hey KP !
Something’s going on out here !” Ron shouted from out by the
shipping bay.

Kim rushed out to see what
Ron was talking about. He and Rufus were looking at a six by six
foot section of the floor that was now almost a foot lower than the
rest.

“An elevator platform
hidden in plain sight. Sneaky !” Kim stated. “I wonder
where the controls are ?”

Rufus stroked his chin,
then got on the platform for a closer look. He jumped up and down on
one tile, and the platform lowered a fraction of an inch each time.
He did the same on a tile to the right of the first, and the platform
moved up slightly each time.

“Good going there
Rufus !” Ron cheered, “You found the controls for this
thing ! Wonder why it didn’t move when I was searching over here
earlier ? I probably stepped on those tiles a couple of times.”

“The main switch is
in the women’s restroom, Ron.” Kim stated, “I think you
have to flip that switch before the ones on the platform work.”

Ron thought for a few
moments. “So – you have to find one hidden switch before two
other hidden switches will work ? That’s more security than most of
the lairs we’ve been in have ever had ! I wonder what else the Bebes
have in here ?”

“I don’t know Ron. I
wish we had Wade’s input right now.” Kim replied before blowing
an errant strand of hair out of her eyes.

“You wanna wait until
Wade’s back online ?” Ron asked, “The Bebebots will
probably stay put for a few days. I mean, moving from lair to lair
quickly can’t be easy or fast. Even for them. Assuming they even
HAVE another lair to move to that isn’t on Wade’s list.”

“True. But every day
we DON’T intervene, the more of them there will be. So I say we get
them now before things get worse !” Kim replied with her
standard upbeat and confident tone.

“Right behind ya KP
!” Ron replied before they lowered the platform three feet –
just far enough down to take a peek without alerting how ever many
Bebes were below them.

It looked like the
Bebebots had been busy – they had carved out a square room with a
twenty foot high ceiling beneath the elevator platform. Sliding
doors had been mounted on three walls. As they watched, a triad of
Bebebots walked beneath them.

But instead of their usual
metallic appearance, these Bebebots looked like they were made from a
milky tan, grainy plastic.

“The plasto-ceramic
composite !” Kim whispered to Ron, “They’ve already started
using it to build more Bebebots !”

“Good thing we found
them when we did then KP !” Ron whispered back, “If that
stuff is as strong and as light as Mister Richardson says, those
Bebes might put up a better fight than the older models !”

“Which means we’d
better take them out NOW, before they build too many more !” Kim
replied before tying her grapnel gun’s line around one of the
machines bolted to the factory floor. Once she was sure there were
no Bebebots waiting down below, she and Ron rappelled down their
lines into the Bebebot’s lair and hid behind some crates.

From their new vantage
point, they could see inside the rooms briefly whenever the Bebes
exited for patrol. Behind the left-side door was a wall of switches,
buttons and screens as far as they could see into the room; Kim
guessed some of it was the machinery stolen from Acme labs to make
and shape the plasto-ceramic compound, and, most likely the
generators powering all of this.

She could see nothing but
darkness in the room closest to her.

Behind the right-side door
were shelves all the way to the ceiling of the cavernous room, and
piles of crates; from the markings, they’d been stolen from many
different companies.

“How’d they manage to
steal all that without Wade noticing ?” Ron asked.

“I don’t know. It
should be easy enough for Wade to find out – once he gets his systems
back !”

“So, what’s the plan
KP ?”

“I’ll distract them,
you and Rufus sabotage all that electronic gear in there !”

Ron looked confused for a
moment. “Wait – YOU’RE the distraction ?!”

“I can keep them very
busy for quite some time, Ron !” she replied with a grin, “and
you and Rufus rock at destruction ! It’ll be just like that giant
cheesewheel in Wisconsin.” she continued before giving him a
kiss on the forehead.

“Oh, yeah !” Ron
replied with a chuckle and, seeing his chance, slunk off to the left.

Once Ron was in position
and gave her a thumbs up, she snuck off towards the right until she
was next to the doors.

She waited until the doors
next to Ron opened before somersaulting on top of a crate and
announcing “You Bebebots just don’t know when to call it quits,
do you ?”

As one, the three turned
to look at her. Their optical sensors flared briefly as they began
scanning.

“Target : Kim
Possible.” the closest one stated in a monotone, “Threat
level : irrelevant !”

Kim gave them an annoyed,
quizzical look before the other two Bebes raised their right arms in
perfect synchrony. Seams appeared along the tops of their forearms
and a panel lifted up, exposing a silvery hollow cylinder. Kim heard
a whine as the weapons powered up, and had just enough time to look
surprised and dive for cover before they opened fire.

“LASERS ?!
They’re armed with LASERS ?! When did they get lasers ?!”
Ron frets as he watches them. “NO ONE shoots
lasers at my GF !” Ron thought to himself as he gathered his
focus and courage. Seeing that the Bebes were now completely focused
on Kim, he carefully slipped into the room.

Kim was easily avoiding
their attacks with her gymnastics, drawing them into position for a
classic counterattack. She finally somersaulted atop a large crate
and waited for the Bebebots to open fire – as she reached for her
compact for her standard ‘bounce the laser beams back and get them to
shoot each other’ routine.

“I see you walking
tin cans got a serious firepower upgrade !” Kim taunted at them.

“Correct. Every
Bebebot that has attempted hand to hand combat with you has been
destroyed.” the ‘bots replied, taking turns speaking a few words
from the same sentence, “Conclusion : hand to hand combat with
you not advisable. Therefore, alternate strategy required and
implemented.”

But instead of opening
fire directly at her all at once as Kim was expecting, they
spread out. The ones with the visible laser mounts went to opposite
walls, while the third ‘bot which STILL hadn’t activated its lasers
remained between them.

It extended its arms,
palms forward. They start shaking and humming, then its hands
blurred into superspeed motion as she generated a sonic blast, using
its hands to push waves of air like the cone of a monstrous speaker.
Kim managed to backflip away without getting hit.

As the crate she’d been
standing on a fraction of a second before vanished in a vortex of
splinters and dust.

“Well, that
explains how they got into the Acme labs !” Kim mused to
herself before noticing that the Bebebot that fired it could barely
stand up, “but that blast takes quite some time to power up,
and takes a lot out of the Bebebot using it ! All I have to do is
get in close and smash it before it can fire again !”

But each time she tried to
move, the flanking Bebes set up a cross fire, driving Kim back !

“What the hey ?
When did they start using actual tactics ?!” Kim wondered as
she feinted to the left, then cut back right. To no avail.

“Nuts ! All
they’re doing is keeping me pinned down long enough for that third
one to power up its sonic blaster again !

But, as long as they’re
dealing with me,” she continued, “Ron and Rufus
will have a much better chance of destroying this place !”

The third Bebebot seemed
to awaken and, upon that signal, the flanking ‘bots set up a
continuous crossfire, driving Kim back towards the wall inside an
ever narrowing triangle.

Once they figured Kim was
sufficiently pinned down, the last Bebebot powered up its sonic blast
and fired !

Kim couldn’t dodge left,
right, back or ahead – so she quickly performed a split. She felt
like her internal organs were bouncing off each other as the blast
howled overhead – and disintegrated a four foot wide hole through the
wall. She had just enough time to do a double take and dive through
it before the other two Bebes trained their laser fire at her.

She found herself in large
room about a hundred yards long, twenty yards wide, with a twenty
foot high ceiling. All of the rafters and support beams were made
from the same plasto-ceramic compound a few of the Bebes were made
from. From the random piles of new and old equipment and crates
scattered about the room, she figured they were using the place for
storage. She grabbed the paperwork still attached to a crate she was
hiding behind and stuffed it into her pocket. “Wade should
be able to figure out HOW they managed to get all this stuff without
anyone noticing ! ” she thought to herself as she waited for
the ‘bots to start looking for her.

Less than a minute later,
the doors opened and the triad of Bebebots strolled into the room and
looked around. Seeing nothing immediately, they looked and gestured
to each other.

The sonic armed Bebebot
then used its telescoping limbs to go up to the ceiling. After
turning its head completely backward, it started searching the
storeroom from its high vantage point, creeping along the rafters
like a huge robotic spider. One of the laser-armed Bebebots headed
off into the shadows to the right; the last laser-armed Bebebot
brazenly strolled down the middle of the room, weapons at the ready.

Kim blinked in disbelief.
“WHERE did these ‘bots learn effective combat and search
tactics ?!” the groused to herself as the ‘bots started
their search. “They make Hench’s goons and Gemini’s agents
look like morons !

The Rossums are REALLY
going to get a piece of my mind when I get out of this sitch !”
she continued to herself before taking stock of her present
situation.

“The bad news is,
split up like that, they’ll most likely find me.” she noted,
“But, the good news is, it’ll be three one on one battles,
instead of a single three on one !“

She looked around for a
weapon to even the odds a bit, and found a small crowbar. She hefted
it a few times to gauge its weight as she decided which Bebebot to
take out first.

Figuring that the one
armed with the sonic blaster was the greatest threat, she threw the
crowbar towards it. While the crowbar was still in the air, she
whistled to get the Bebebot’s attention.

It turned its head to look
– just in time to catch the spinning crowbar right between its eyes !
There was a loud ‘BONG !!’ as the crowbar dented its skull. Sparks
blossomed from the damaged ‘bot, and it fell to the floor.

The Bebebot skulking in
the shadows to Kim’s left opened fire – completely giving away its
position.

Without backup in position
to establish a protective crossfire, the Bebebot was in trouble. Kim
bobbed and weaved towards it, making contact with a devastating jump
kick. The fembot was knocked back almost ten feet from the impact.

It staggered back a few
steps more before recovering its balance.

“I guess being
lighter means you can be knocked back farther !” Kim noted
as she somersaulted in for another attack.

She caught it under its
chin with a spin kick, breaking its head off at the neck, and sent it
spinning in a steep arc into the air.

Upon seeing the Bebebot’s
head bounce off the floor, the last remaining Bebebot started walking
backwards towards the door while rapidly firing its laser in Kim’s
general direction. Kim dived behind a crate, easily evading the
barrage.

With Kim momentarily
stalled, the Bebebot ‘spoke’ a rapid sequence of blips, squeaks and
tones.

The darkness of the third
room in the lair was pierced by countless pairs of glowing red eyes
as the reserve Bebebots activated in response to the call for
assistance.

Scene : the control
room :

Ron had successfully snuck
into his designated room, and was watching the six Bebebots tend to
the machinery from his vantage point in the rafters.

“Man ! SIX of
them ?!” he groused, “Three of the old models are a
match for Kim; just me against twice as many ? I sure hope Kim can
distract them.“

As he was watching, all of
the Bebebots stopped working and, as if listening to an unheard
voice, walked out of the room.

The moment the doors
closed Ron dropped to the floor and walked over to the school bus
sized control panel.

“This is some very
complicated and advanced technology Rufus,” he stated before
cracking his knuckles, “Better mess with everything !”

Rufus nodded in reply
before squeezing into a vent to do some hostile rewiring from inside
the generator’s control as Ron pressed every button and flipped every
switch he could find.

Scene : back in the
storeroom :

It didn’t take long for
Kim to figure out why the lone Bebebot’s shooting was so lousy – it
was using suppression fire to keep her there until reinforcements
arrived.

And arrive they did – the
doors opened and a trio of Bebebots entered.

Then another. And
another. And another. And yet another.

They powered up their
lasers and spoke as one : “Your adventures end here and now,
Miss Possible !”

Before they could fire,
red lights started flashing, a klaxon sounded, and a robotic voice
warbled “Forming press damaged. Forge temperature critical.
Regulators off line. Catastrophic failure in two minutes.”

“THANK YOU RON !”
Kim grinned, taking the opportunity to somersault away from the
Bebebots. They watched her for a few moments, before turning to run
to deal with the problems.

Except for the last three
in the room – they remained standing in front of the only exits,
weapons powered up.

“Oh, THIS is not
good !” Kim fretted to herself, “Either the rest of
the ‘bots will repair Ron’s sabotage, then come back here and blast
me into a charcoal briquette.

Or they’ll decide they
can’t repair it, abandon the base, and let it blow up.

With me still inside !“

She tried a few runs at
the door to fake them out, but they simply opened fire and remained
in position.

She tried to taunt them
into pursuing her deeper into the storeroom, but they refused to
abandon their posts.

“Great –
suicidally determined guards !” Kim thought to herself
before realizing that, as members of a hive mind, the fates of any
particular ‘bots were irrelevant; the surviving ‘bots would just
build more to replace them.

“Ron, where are
you ?” she whispered to herself as the shadow of self-doubt
began to darken her outlook.

A bellowing shriek like
something out of a bad kung-fu movie filled the room as Ron dived
through the same hole Kim had dived through earlier. The ‘bot
guarding that exit was caught completely off guard as Ron swept its
feet out from under it. Its delicate neck snapped when it landed at
a sickening angle.

Looking scarier than
anyone would have believed possible, Ron stood up, glared at the
remaining two Bebebots and said “NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE
shoots lasers at my GF !”

Jumping into a room so
brazenly was so ANTI-logical that the Bebes looked at him for 1.5732
seconds as they tried to figure out how best to deal with him.

This was 1.14 seconds
longer than they really should have taken their eyes off Kim !

After downing them both
with a double jump kick, Kim grabbed Ron and dragged him out of the
room while activating her jetpack.

“Whoa Kim ! Can’t we
take the elevator ?” he asked as the jets kicked in and they
took to the air.

“Not enough time Ron
! This place is going up in less than two minutes !” she
replied as they shot up the elevator shaft and out through the narrow
gap at the top.

She and Ron touched down a
few hundred yards away, and ducked down behind the railroad track
enbankment to watch.

There was a sound like
distant thunder as they felt a vibration through the ground. Over by
the abandoned factory, the ground blistered up as the walls of the
abandoned factory cracked before finally collapsing. Then it sunk
into the ground as the Bebebot tunnels below it collapsed.

“Well, looks like we
can add another lab to your running total of destruction there Ron !”
Kim stated with a forced grin as they began walking towards her car.

“They were shooting
lasers at you KP ! I am not going to stand for that !”

“Thank you Ron !”
she replied while embracing him hard enough to squeeze the air from
his lungs.

“Uhm, KP ?” he
squeaked, “I normally wouldn’t complain about this sitch, but ..
AIR ! I NEED AIR !!”

“Oh, I’m so sorry Ron
!” she said after releasing her grip, “But THOSE …
BEBEBOTS were SCARY !!”

Ron had a confused and
worried look on his face. “Huh ? What’s so scary about a bunch
of robot women you’ve easily trashed twice before ?”

“These weren’t like
the other ones, Ron !” Kim replied while grabbing two fistfuls
of Ron’s shirt, “They were actually, well, SMART !”

“What ? You mean
they had other upgrades besides the lasers ?”

“Yes ! At least one
of them was using some kind of sonic blaster. And they were using
totally different combat tactics !”

“Where could they
have learned better tactics KP ?” Ron asked as he put his arm
around her to calm her, “You think they found someone else to
link to their hive mind like they did with Bonnie ?”

“I don’t know Ron.”
she replied as her confidence returned, “But I intend to find
out !”