Kim Possible Porn Story: Unconventional – Chapter 2

There were many different ways in which Miss Possible could have dealt with the situation. She could have thought it out, woken up her bedmate and asked what had occurred the night before seeing as how her memory was. Or she could have snuck out and pretended that whatever had happened had never happened. Considering the circumstances, she decided to take the most appropriate (and most popular) route:
Kim screamed, waking up Drakken with a start, and kicked as hard as she could, sending him flying off of the bed and onto the floor with a hard thud and striking his head against the nightstand.

Drakken! What is going on here?! Kim, quick to notice her apparent lack of clothing, swiftly covered herself with the blanket from the bed before Drakken was able to recover.

Oomph! Drakken had gotten himself tangled in the bed sheet that he had been curled under. His complete disorientation to everything, his situation included, kept him from doing more than yelp in confusion.

That wasnt good enough for Kim. She had a pretty good idea of what had happened. While she wasnt one for taking the law into unqualified hands, hers were perfectly qualified to dish out some justice before calling the police.

In less than an eye blink, she was on the other side of the bed, the blanket flying like a war goddesss dress before confronting her foe. Drakken had sat up and looked at Kim in a combination of shock and horror. Kim Po

You son of a she said, gritting her teeth in anger while kicking him in the face, cutting off his remark.

Ouch! Drakken grabbed his nose. Blood seeped between his fingers and his eyes watered. Kim Possible?! What are you He didnt get to finish his sentence as he was once again cut off by a fist impacting the side of his head.

You think you can do something like this and get away with it?! Kim stepped back to give Drakken a chance to recover enough to answer.

Get away with what now? Why are you in my room? Drakken groaned a little as he wiped more blood away from his face and froze. Youthis is a raid, isnt it?! He looked about frantically. Wheres Teddy?

Kim snorted. Dont try to play innocent! Whatever you did, you are NOT going to get away with it.

Drakken stopped and blinked before turning back to Kim. What am I not getting away with? He then noticed the blanket she was draped in. did you just come from a frat party or something?

Kims fists clenched together, cracking ominously and making Drakken shrink back while whimpering softly, his gaze locked on her hands.

Look. Kim waved her arm at their nearly nude bodies. Our clothes are missing. Were in a strange room. She glanced at the now-mussed bed and shuddered. We woke up in the same bed. I dont know what kind of sick, twisted plot youve come up with, but

The speech stopped as she caught something sticking up on the bed that she didnt expect. Blinking in mild surprise, she walked past Drakken, who crawled backwards as fast as he could until he hit the wall, keeping the sheet he fell with wrapped around himself, and picked up something that was tangled in the pillows and other sheets on the bed.

Is this Kim picked it up and examined it a petal? She looked at the bed more closely. Now that her attention wasnt focused on the creepy-awkweird situation or her arch-foe, she noticed more of them. A lot more.

What in the world? She picked up a few more of them and thought about it. Where had she seen these before? Turning to Drakken, she said, Have you ever, trailing off at the look of his face.

The blue of his skin was draining, leaving behind a faint tint of blue as his face contorted into a disbelieving smile which left him looking unnatural.

Theres no way No chance! Nuh-uh. This is a joke, right? Right? he rambled, his voice becoming higher pitched the more he said. Shego put you up to messing with me, didnt she? Because thatnothat doesntI wouldnt you wouldnt oh myI He stopped babbling and pointed at Kims head in mute horror.

What? She self-consciously used her free hand to brush her hair downand came across something that she didnt expect to find. Confused, she pulled from her hair a deep green leaf. I still dont

I never managed to fix the mutation, Drakken said, his voice empty, almost shell-shocked. I still have the plant powers

Realization dawned on Kim as her gaze went back to the bed. Suddenly, the squick of the situation had just gone up ten-fold.

This wasnt lost on Drakken, who finally slumped over from the immense mind screw hed just been witness and party to.

Kim, meanwhile, stumbled over to the chair which sat next to the bed and collapsed, her body unable to support her as the weight of the situation hit her.

What was she doing? Shes Kim Possible! Alien invasions, babysitting super-ninja babies, taking down supervillains with world-conquering dreams, and facing high school evil on a daily basis were some of her regular activities. Why should something like this take her down? And RonRon didnt have to find out. This was either the work of some sort of villain or an accident and she wasnt about to ruin their relationship over it.

Kim spared a glance at the still-unconscious form of her arch-foe. Shed been angry and confused earlierheck, she was still confused. But now that shed calmed down, she was sure that Drakken was not at fault. Or, at least, direct fault. The blue loon might have had a few accidents and unintended consequences in his time, but none of them were related to anything like this. Besides, the blue buffoon probably thought that kissing made you pregnant.

It was a shame she couldnt remember what in the world had happened to themand then she realized she would remember other things as well. Shuddering, she tried to wipe the picture from her mind by looking around the place.

It appeared to be a suite of some sort. There were two rooms connected by a doorway in the middle of them. The room she was in at the beginning was a combination bedroom/study with a large oak desk against the farthest wall away from the door to the other room and a king sized bed, the frame appearing to be of the same oak as the desk, in the center of it. A nightstand sat at each side of the bed, the carvings in them making it obvious that they werent the usual cheap mass-produced kind that some hotels used.. A waist-high chest of drawers sat across from it, equally intricate, holding a large desk lamp and a flatscreen television on its top.

There was a built-in jacuzzi room separate from the bathroom that Kim found in a door on the opposite end from the oak desk. Examining it, Kim definitely felt the creepy-crawliness of the wrong-sick variety as she realized that it had recently been used. Kim closed the door and hoped that she would someday forget ever seeing and thinking the terrible thoughts flying through her head.

Doing her best to push them out, she quickly returned to the bedroom and retrieved her clothes from besides the still unconscious Drakken and entered the bathroom again. Quickly slipping into the shower she washed quickly while checking herself for any moresurprises. Luckily, she found none and exited a few minutes later, drying off and getting dressed while in the bathroom.

Slipping out of the bathroom she stepped over Drakken and opened the other door, revealing another room. Flipping a switch, she couldnt help but to admire the lighting as she went to the other room, the light she had turned on earlier giving off a subtle ambience, being neither too bright nor too dim, but just enough for comfortable vision. There was an amber look to the rooms as the light reflected off the walls, with regal gold lining and dark red patterns lightly faded into the manilla wall paper. Kim also marveled at the luscious red and brown patterned carpet; it was like walking on a gentle blanket. It was a kitchen/living room. A large plasma screen TV sat surrounded on two sides by couches, and on the other side of the room was a kitchen separated from the rest of the room by a small island where one could prepare food; against the wall itself were the usual cooking apparatuses of a stove, and oven, and a microwave, along side a large refrigerator. There was also a door which led to a covered patio, on which a table for eating had been placed.

As Kim was examining the room the thought that wherever they were seemed a bit much for Drakken; with the way hes always buying the cheap doomsday devices youd think he would have sprung for a cheap motel off of a highway. Which made her doubly sure that Drakken had nothing to do with what had happened to them.

Spotting another door again the wall, Kim opened it to find the hallway of the hotel. A bit further down the hall way was an elevator; walking down to it she spotted a sign next to it. Tiara Court, huh? Kim said out loud, reading the small plaque next to the door. One of Uppertons best four-star hotels. Well, I suppose it couldve been worse.

Rather than go on alone Kim felt she better get Drakken so that they could solve the mystery together. Expecting that she would have to wake him up, she was pleasantly surprised that he was awake and, thankfully, fully dressed.

Youre dressed! Kim said, showing her surprise. Drakken looked at her with annoyance.

Oh good, so it wasnt a horrible nightmare. I feel so relieved he said, the sarcasm in his voice evident. Kim growled in response.

IM the nightmare? YOURE the nightmare!

Whatever. Lets just get out of here, Drakken insisted, his eyes deliberately staying away from the doorway to the bathroom, and the Jacuzzi behind it. Neither of them knew it, but they had each come to the same conclusion about the bath.

Agreed. Kim took a few steps toward the door and stopped when she realized that Drakken was following her.

He made an irritated little grunt at her sudden halt and scowled. Well? What are you waiting for?

We cant go down together. Thatd just be Kim made a face which clearly said what she thought about the situation. Shaking her head, she continued. How about we meet somewhere? Ill leave first, then you leave a few minutes after me and return the keys. Uh Kim tried to think of a place in the area, but Drakken beat her to it.

How about The Grand Stand? Drakken said, a slightly chipper sound to his voice that was a massive shift from his earlier mood.

That She couldnt remember where shed heard of that name and felt a little uneasy about letting her arch-foe pick the place to gather their thoughts, but Kim was also feeling a bit claustrophobic about where they were. will work just fine. She turned and left as fast as she could, not noticing the overly excited way that Drakken reacted.

Kim walked a few blocks away from the hotel before she called one of the people that she trusted.

Wade?

Her Kimmunicator came to life and the image of the tech guru appeared on the screen.

What can I do for you, Kim? asked Wade as he pressed a few keys on his keyboard. The background noise of what sounded like Space Passage stopped as his attention turned toward his friend.

Something ferociously weird happened and I was hoping that you could do a quick scan of me.

Why? What happened? He looked genuinely curious, his face moving slightly closer to the screen as he visually examined her.

Kim opened her mouth to answer, then closed it and started to chew her lip. She wasnt sure that, even as much as she trusted him, that she could deal with what would surely happen if he knew. The looks, the shame of knowing something this wrong happened and keeping it a secret from Ron?

Itscomplicated. Could you please just do the scan? Kim sighed inwardly and felt a bit of anger flair at her cowardice, but she also felt relieved that she wouldnt have to talk about it.

Sure, he replied slowly. Are you He paused, then said, nevermind before typing away furiously at his keyboard. Okay, just hold the Kimmunicator at arms length so it can scan you. Kim complied and a bright green beam came out of the top of her wrist communicator, starting at her feet and moving over her entire body.

Hmm Wade looked over the results and frowned slightly. Nothing looks wrong Kim sighed, a bit disappointed and very relieved that whatever had affected them wasnt in her body still. Kim?

Yeah?

He looked like he was going to say something else, then frowned and looked down. Nothing. Justyoure acting a bit odd.

Kim gave him a small smile in hopes of easing his fear. Im just fine. Justdont tell Ron, okay?
Uhsure, I guess. He blinked as if hed just had a sudden thought, then flushed.

Wade? Kim asked without a question, her voice giving off a suspicious tone. Whats wrong with you all of a sudden?

His face did a one-eighty, a sudden blush covering it and Kim noticed that he couldnt look her in the eye. Well, I guess Ill be going now. Before Kim could stop him, he logged off.

I wonder what suddenly got into him? she thought aloud before she looked up the directions for the meeting place with the Kimmunicator.

A karaoke bar? Kim stared at the building which had the large, slightly garish sign The Grand Stand that depicted a man singing into a microphone with a couple of people cheering him on. She had thought it was a sports grill or something like that when hed suggested it, but apparently her foe hadstranger tastes. Hoping that no one that she knew and most people that she didnt know would see her, she entered the bar with an expression of slight skepticism.

Her ears were immediately assaulted by the voice of someone who wouldnt know a tune if it introduced itself. They had taken a song by Britina and were now trying to sing it with a country twang and a hip-hop beat. Kim covered her beleaguered ears and did a quick scan of the room, hoping to find Drakken and get any information out of him before she became tone deaf.

Not seeing the blue scientist, she inwardly sighed. Now shed have to wait for him. And she wasnt sure that she had the strength to endure. The particularly high, uneven end to the song made her cringe. This was definitely not her scene.

He probably just wants to embarrass me she thought moodily.

Twelve minutes of waiting and three singers later, Kim was finally starting to lose her patience. The second one hadnt been that bad, but the off-tune rendition of MC Honey was almost more than she could take. Every syllable was mutilated to the point of the lyrics being unrecognizable. That was turned into tat, lover was turned into Laverne, and mothers know best somehow became brothers ho test.

She had just gotten up to go when she caught sight of the familiar blue lab coat entering the establishment. Much to her surprise, several people that noticed him gave a whoop and high-fived him as he passed, him having noticed Kim right away. To his surprise, she was at his and Shegos usual table

I had to run an errand, Drakken answered her unasked question as he reached the table, her mouth just opening to ask where hed been.

So then he awkwardly started. Uhm Sitting down in the empty chair across from Kim, he tapped the table nervously and leaned closer. Im assuming this will be anonymous? Drakken really wouldnt be able to take it if this sort of news came out. He didnt mind most of the crimes that he committed and were committed. But this sort of thing? The little cred he had left would be shredded and Shego would mock him for months. Not to mention the humiliation that would follow for the rest of his life.

Dont worry, Kim said, I want to keep this as quiet as you do. Thinking about it, Kim became curious and had to ask. So if you dont want anyone to find out, why come to a place where youre a regular?

Hrm? Drakken wasnt expecting that question. Pausing, he did think about it. Why did he pick his favorite karaoke bar? There wasnt going to be nearly as much privacy here as could be found elsewhere, such as one of his lairs. So why here?

His conclusion came after a minute or so of thinking. He wanted to be somewhere comforting. He hadnt wanted to lose his virginity or anything else like that and itd left him feelingoff. So, like with the comfort that comes from a security blanket, he picked this place. One of the few refuges he had in the world.

He wasnt about to tell her that, though.

I did it to annoy you, he stated simply.

Kim snorted. Figured as much. Shifting back into mission mode, she leaned over the table so as to both not be heard by the neighboring tables and to be heard over the singing of the performers. Do you remember anything about yesterday? Anything at all?

Hmm Drakken leaned back in his chair. Not much really. He shrugged. I remember waking up and making an idea to he stopped short, his eyes wide, before finishing with a trip?

Kim wasnt fooled in the least.

What were you actually going to do?

He fidgeted and grumbled, but she managed to catch best scheme yet from his ramblings.

You had a take-over-the-world plan? While it was a bit disheartening to hear that her foe had actually decided to continue with his take-over-the-world plans, it was also a ray of hope for finding out what had happened.

Oh yes! Drakken smiled evilly as he entered his own zen mode: ranting to someone that was listening. It wasnt something he got very often, so when he did Its deceptively easy, really. Probably the best one Ive had yet! The plan had been to steal the K-9 Cristaltech Chip from the are you sure Im not going to get in trouble for this? He desperately wanted the attention that a rant could get, but he eyed her suspiciously, looking for any indications that talking would be a bad idea.

Who said anything about not turning you in? The threat sounded solid, but there wasnt a chance that Kim would actually go through with it. It was all bluff in hopes of getting him to talk in exchange for a lesser sentence.

Oh really? Drakkens teeth clenched and he ground them together slowly. Even after the events of what may or may not have happened, she wasfine. That was just fine. Two could play at that game! Well then, I dont see why I should help you. He leaned back in his chair, trying to look indignant, though a slight pout couldnt be completely removed from his features.

Hes actually going to withhold information on me? Great way to start off hero-villain communications Kim thought, slightly peeved at the stonewalling she was now getting.

Look Drakken, I need information so that we can figure out what in the world happened! she hissed at him. As it is, theres almost nothing that can be done. So could you be a bit more cooperative?

Drakken thought for a second, then grinned. Not until you say the magic word.

Magic word? Like a password?

Drakken rolled his eyes. EVERYONE knows what the magic word is!

Kim blinked. You dont mean

Drakken nodded, his grin becoming positively vicious. Cmon. All I need are three little words, he said, his voice practically singing.

He wanted her to be sorry? For following the law? Doing what came naturally to her? She just didnt understand him in the least. Theyd known each other for years, but he was still a nut that hadnt been cracked.

While she didnt feel sorry in the least for the pseudo-threat, she decided that itd just be easier if she just went along with it.

Im sorry.

Hmm? What was that? Speak u-uuuuup, Drakken sang, leaning forward in a mock attempt to hear her better and smirking as he did so. It wasnt often that he got to jerk someones chain, either, so he was milking it for all it was worth.

I said Im sorry, Kim muttered louder, an angry tinge in her voice.

For?

For threatening to turn you in to the police.

Wrong. Drakken pulled back and adjusted himself in his seat. Why was the focus always on the getting arrested thing? Sure, it was a nuisance, but that wasnt what the problem was at all!

Huh? Kim also sat back down, slightly dumbstruck at the response. Wrong?

Wrong. Drakken signaled a waitress and ordered a drink. Youre sorry because you hurt my feelings.

Say that again?

You hurt my feelings.

Say what? Since when did a villain have their feelings hurt?

I trusted you to keep the information to yourself and not tell anyone about it and you threaten me with jail time. If I were anyone different, would you have said it any different? Hmm? Hmmmmm? he goaded. The waitress came back with his drink which he downed in a few gulps.

Well Kim hated to admit it, but he was right. She was treating him differently. But that was because hes a criminal. If she didnt treat him different, then she couldnt be sure that he would give a straight answer. She told him that.

wait Drakken slowly blinked. Then blinked again. so youre threatening me into cooperating with youbecause you think I would lie if you didnt?

This was the reason that he found the rest of society so odd. What would be the point in that? Where was the purpose? There was always a reason for something and to try to preempt something like thatwell, it just didnt click with the mad scientist. One of the key reasons that he wasnt a people person was because they were just so unpredictable that it didnt matter much what you did. At least machines had a cause for the effect! excluding his Bebes

Pretty much. Hearing it said like that, Kim felt slightly silly. She could recognize the paradox in the approach, but couldnt find fault with it either. So she stood with her explanation.

Drakkens eyes narrowed. He could already feel his patience slipping away. It was like talking to a brick wall! Stoic, unyielding, and unwilling to admit fault. well, okay, that last one wasnt exactly a brick wall quality, but still

Nnnrghlisten! Things arent always clear cut, he whined a little, too frustrated to care about how he sounded. There are shades of grey! Huh. Why did that sound familiar? Anyway, I have other things to do besides sit here and argue with my made-of-cardboard arch-foe over the idea of good and evil he stood up from the seat and straightened his coat so if youll excuse me, Ill be going and Ill pretend that none of this ever happened.

I am not made of cardboard! she yelled after him as he stomped out. She ducked down and smiled nervously as several patrons gave her glares for interrupting the performer. Great. Now the only other witness and victim that actually knew something was going to ignore it.

It mightve been better if she just ignored it as well, but to do so would have gone against her morals. It wasnt right what had happened, whether accident or intentional, and she wanted to get to the bottom of it. At least she had a lead to follow

Maam? Kim looked up at the waitress from earlier. Are you going to pay the bill for Drakken or shall I put this on his tab? She hadnt even realized that Drakken hadnt paid his bill. Fuming, Kim replied, Put it on his tab.

Stupid villainsI am not like a cardboard cutout! she thought as she left herself, at least grateful that she was leaving before the Britina man got his third turn at the mic. Well, if hes not going to help me looks like Im going to have to figure all of this out by myself.Oh man, I just hope Ron never finds out about this. Where IS he anyway?

‘Must…break…silence…but if I do, will Shego hurt me? Will she throw me over the edge? Could I get an atomic wedgie?!’ his thoughts spiraled. “Not the wedgie!” he blurted, his mouth moving faster than his out-of-control neurons. In a flash he covered his mouth, but it was too late; the damage was done. Giving him a look that told him she thought he was crazy, Shego opened her mouth to ask what he was on about when he spoke over her.

Er, sorry about that, just ahthinking about high schooltalking out loud you know.

Shego gave him another look, and then returned her attention to navigating.

The two of them had been flying over the Atlantic ocean for what seemed like hours when Ron had had his breakdown. There was nothing in site for miles, though a large fishing vessel could be seen on the very edge of the horizon. After a while that too moved out of sight, and once again it was as if Ron and Shego were the only people left on the planet.

To tell the truth Shego was surprised it had been that long before the Buffoon had such a breakdown; she never really had that much close interaction in that past (save the incident with the Attitudinator and Reverse Polarizer) but had gotten the impression that he didnt do well with silence. She was tempted to tease him about it or lead him into another period of silence to see how long till he broke down again, but she was getting bored herself and wanted someone to talk to. Still, didnt mean she had to sound like she wanted to talk.

So, you have problems at school then? She sneered at him. Ron looked up at her from where he had been sitting.

Yeah, so?

Well, its just that you fight super-villains everyday and you have problems with bullies?

Theyre big bullies!

Suuuuuuure they are. Wait a second, arent you in college now? she asked him confused. Ron shrugged. College has bullies too.

Shego couldnt believe itshe had seen him fight the Lowardians, but now here he was telling her that he was afraid of bullies? What was wrong with this kid? It was then that she realized with a shock that he had only been able to fight them because he had been protecting Princess. With this thought guilt over whatever had transpired the night before flooded her mind as she wondered what could have possible made him cheat on Kim, and with her, her worst enemy! For the first time Shego was hit by a desire to find out what had happened instead of just ignoring it.

Sohow are things between you and Kimmie? she asked him, breaking the silence that had played out over the last ten minutes while she was thinking. He looked up at her in surprise that she would ask such a thing, and that she would care.

Fine, why? he asked in reply. She shrugged. I was just wondering. You make a pretty good sidekick, in fact youd be a great fighter if you just stepped forward. Why are you content with sitting in the backdrop?

I never really wanted to be a hero. Im doing it for Kim he told her, surprised that she didnt already know that. Shego had figured as much.

So everythings going ok then?

Well. Ron began scratching his back. To be honest it has been a bit harder lately keeping up with the school work while going on missions. But its not anything I cant handle.

Before Shego could ask anymore questions, Ron turned on her. What about you huh? Hows your relationship with Drakken doing? he asked her. Shego shuddered. That bad?

I. Hate. Plants. she said, leaving the sexual aspects of the relationship at that. It took Ron a moment before he figured out what she meant.

Oh..Oh! OH! he began, then clamped his mouth shut. Sensing that it was ok to talk, he continued. Soyou to arent dating then? Shego shook her head. But you are still living together? he asked, receiving a nod. Ok thenwhat exactly is your relationship with him then? he asked.

Shego thought about it for a moment. The two of them had long ago given up plans to take over the worldso what was she still doing with him? Did she love him? No, that wasnt it.

It was with shock that Shego realized for first time that she had no where else to go. She couldnt go back to her brothers, and no villain would take her after she had helped save the world. She could get a home to herself, she certainly had enough money to live off the rest of her life in quite isolation. But then she would have nothing to do, and the prospects of being bored the rest of her life made he want to tear her eyes out. No, whatever she did she needed excitement in her life.

Shego was torn from her musings by Ron yelling Seagull! at the top of his lungs. Shego looked up from the controls just in time to be hit in the face by a very, very stupid bird. Panicking, she let go of the controls and grabbed at her face to push the bird away. With no one at the controls the hover car began to plummet; Shego felt something hit her chest as Ron dived over and grabbed hold of the wheel keeping them airborne.

Having torn the bird off her face Shego looked down to see Rons face, firmly stuck between her cleavage as he held the wheel in place, one arm on either side of her. Looking up, Ron smiled at her.

Hi. Come here often?

Shego pushed him off her, resuming her hold on the wheel. Embarrassed, she and Ron, were silent for the rest of the trip home.

Author’s Notes:

Mace: “Hi, MaceEcam here. I hope you’ve enjoyed this little tale, and we are sorry to say that it is coming to an end. Now tha-“

Neo: “Uh, Mace? The story’s not over…it’s just beginnin’.”

Mace: “You mean I’ll have to write more Drakkim?”

Neo nods happily.

Mace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *crawls into a fetal position and starts sucking his thumb*

Neo (rolls her eyes): “Mr. Drama aside, we hope ta see y’all again with the next excitin’…maybe…chapter of ‘Unconventional’! Though I wouldn’t exactly call what’s been done so far anythin’ like Drakkim…more like them just socializing…there’s still more ta come, which means there’s a distinct possibility of Drakkim! Yay! Oh, and Rongo, too. Also give a big thanks ta KittyPuppy fer takin’ a quick look for us ta make sure it made some sense. …er, Mace? Where are you goin’? Hey! Get back here! Mace, you’re writin’ this story and that’s final!”