Kim Possible Porn Story: Canadian Wedding Chapter 5

A/N: Sorry about the short chapter, folks, and the incredible time it spent me to write just this. Much of the block that was keeping me from continuing has been dealt with, though, and it should be easier to update after this one. So, what do you all think? ~VLU

Ron woke rather slowly, on a familiar couch in a familiar living room. He groaned and sat up, stretching his sore back, and pushing himself around to sit on the sofa right.

Good afternoon, Ronald, did you sleep well? A woman asked from behind him, towards the kitchen.

He nodded, only half turning to see Anne Possible walk around the couch, glass of ice-water in hand. Yeah, had the weirdest dream though.

Oh really? She asked and set the glass down. What about?

Its weird, I dreamed that Kim told me she got married to Shego. Funny, huh?

Anne raised an eyebrow, watching him carefully. A little bump on the head could cause odd dreams, but Kim had said hed just fainted on the sidewalk when she brought him in. Yes, funny.

Ron, though, was blissfully ignorant of Annes calculating stare. Yeah, what am I doing here anyway? And wheres Kim?

She said you fell asleep at the Beuno Nacho. She lied. There wasnt really any reason to work Ron up, after all. And Kim got called out by your friend Wade.

Wade? Aw man, why didnt she wake me up?

Anne smiled and handed him the glass of ice-water. We tried, why do you think youre soaking right now? I was just about to try again too.

Looking down with wide eyes, Ron noticed that he was in fact soaked. The entire top half of his shirt had been covered in water, with a few ice-cubes laying about under and on top of him. He laughed sheepishly. Sorry. I guess I can kinda sleep in sometimes. Anne nodded knowingly and sat beside him. So, do you know what KPs out for?

Im not sure, it didnt sound terribly urgent when I talked to Wade. Anne admitted.

That got Rons attention though. You talked to Wade?

Well when I went upstairs I found her phone attempting to open the door so it could get out of the bathroom- She lifted a hand to stop Rons question, Im not sure why it was in the bathroom either. But he said that a few minutes ago a villain was seen in Italy. Just who the villain was, she didnt mention. Not killing anybody, or even doing anything, I dont think. But Kims going over to check it out.

Ron stood bolt-upright, already ready to go save the day. It could be a trap! And where are my pants?

Anne smiled devilishly as she got up to leave. You should probably go out and find them, before it gets dark.

So you really had no idea who she was? Kim asked, stepping under the tents low door. The room she ended up in was a large rounded tent, with several bunks lining each wall, a generator off in a corner, a single dry board in the center, and a large table with a map in front of that.

Fraid not, Miss. The man she was talking to was like a lot of those around her, a United Kingdom Red Cross regiment placed on the scene of the recent disaster. She shows up like a super hero, offering to slag a lot of the rubble trapping a few folks. Whatre we supposed to say; No, we might be able to get to them in time anyway?

Shes a villain- Kim cut in.

Price, part-time leader of this regiment, cut her off just as fast. Yeah, yeah. We were all surprised by her villainous wiles. He said, tone dripping with sarcasm. Now, is there anything else? Or are you just going to keep bothering me while people are out dying?

No, She replied, rubbing her head to halt the growing headache she was developing. Im sorry, Ill let you all get to work.

Huffing loud enough to pivot his bushy mustache, Price turned away and headed back to the map hed been surveying when Kim had shown up. Theyd both figured each other to be wastes of time a while ago. Price, whod been up for the past several days overseeing the rescue efforts, firmly believed that she was just a bother. Kim had found out that the sour Brit had little curiosity as to who Shego was, or where she was going.

Still, she couldnt help the nagging feeling that she should be out helping these people, even if moving rubble wasnt her specialty. Her feeling was emphasized when she turned around and ran into another tired relief worker, a fireman covered in soot and grime, who shuffled past her wearily on his way to an empty bunk.

Kim chewed on her lip, before finally turning back to Price. Look, once I find her, Ill come back and help out, okay? She tried to quell the guilty feeling with the promise, and found herself continuing, But its really important that I find out what shes up to first.

Price looked up only briefly from the map, first watching the firefighter pass, then turning his gaze to Kim again. The look on his face wasnt pleased, or angered even, just dead tired. Look, lass, no offense to you really. But youve got to be what, a buck twenty? Id be surprised if you didnt just get underfoot.

She opened her mouth with a retort on the tip of her tongue, but closed it just as fast. Speed and danger were her things, after all, and what this didnt need in strength, it needed in the skill of not crushing the people they were attempting to save.

That reminds me, just dont get underfoot, He finished, waving her off dismissively. He was already focused on the map once more, going over the unchecked blocks and buildings with the several other relief workers piled around the table.

With an uneasy sigh, Kim stepped back outside the tent, passing several other relief workers on her way to the edge of the Red Cross command center. The air was abuzz with the sound of men clamoring about, engines turning over in the far lots as aide supplies were shipped in, one military six-wheeler after another, and the steady hiss of air coming from deeper in the valley, barely rustling the mist that layered the country-side around the center. It was almost cold enough to warrant a jacket, but Kim had been through worse, and shrugged it off as she started walking away from the center, towards the path that lead down the hill to the town.

She didnt have any real destination in mind, just trying to clear her head in the morning air. It wasnt working either. Shego Whats your angle?

Kim sighed in frustration. Jet lag and an unusual sleeping schedule, as well as jumping across the world three times in the past two days, were starting to wear on her already. It wasnt so much physical weariness, or overall discomfort. But she knew Shego better than this, she could swear she did, she just couldnt figure any of it out.

She couldnt figure out why Shego was here pretending to help, or if she actually was helping, why. There didnt seem like anything worth stealing here, and the thought of Shego just coming in to prey off the dead or unlucky made her stomach turn. Despite being a villain, and well Evil. Kim knew Shego wouldnt stoop to that level. She just couldnt convince herself of that.

There was an angle her she just wasnt seeing.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. Her communicator intoned, breaking her from her reverie as she was walking down the final stretch to the ruined village, lying deep in the pit of the valley.

She pulled it out and answered it, disregarding the regular pleasantries; This is Kim, go.

KP! Ron shouted happily in her ear.

She tried not to think to much, trying not to spoil her boyfriends mood with her own introspective one. Ron, whats up? Did you just wake up? She asked, checking her wrist watch with that question. She had no idea itd been that long since she left Middleton.

Nah. I was looking for my pants in the street, and Well Ron drifted off sheepishly. She could easily imagine him smiling and scratching the back of his head in his own typical fashion.

She rolled her eyes and smiled, halfway between amused and irritated by his antics. Spit it out, Ron, Im not going to be mad.

Well, Zita called me to help find her cat, and I just got back home. I swear, nothing happened though. I just helped her find her cat, and maybe spent a few hours helping her configure her add-ons to Lords of Everlot.

A part of her wanted to be mad at her boyfriend spending several hours over at his exs house. She could easily feel her temper rising at it, but just as quickly, her guilt cut in. After what I told you before I left yesterday, I dont think I can afford to be angry at him, she scolded herself.

Its fine, Ron. I trust you. She said after a few tense seconds, hearing him breath a sigh of relief over the communicator.

Nothing happened, scouts honor. He assured her. So, need any help over there in Italy?

Kim sighed and pursed her lips. Nope. Maybe if there was something here, but theres not. The people here say that Shego just came in, slagged some rubble, and left. Get this, they say she actually helped save a couple children.

Really?! He shouted in reply. Maybe shes going good again?

Kim slowed down, dropping down to look over the hill that lead down to the city limits. It spread out a while behind her too, up past the hill, and over to the mountains on the other side of her, but the destruction was so much easier to see from here. Even with the fog covering the buildings, hiding the sloped city from prying eyes, the destruction was clear. Buildings caved in, streets ripped apart and rolled over like sheets of paper. Anything and everything that had been left outside was shuffled in some way, most cars even rolling over or caving into the ground.

Kim? Ron asked when she didnt respond.

She sighed. This is Shego were talking about, Ron. She doesnt just go good without anything short of divine intervention.

Ouch, harsh one, KP. Ron replied. I mean, Ive got no love for Miss Green and Mean either, but shes still human. Down there, somewhere. He muttered. I mean, we havent seen it, but it exists-

Ron. She scolded him, unable to hid the giggle that followed. Okay. So maybe I am being a bit hard on her, but it still doesnt make any sense.

Whys that? Ron asked, mentally cursing himself for the stupidest question ever.

Kim rolled her eyes again. Shego just decides to go to Italy to help some quake victims, after trying to take over the world just yesterday-

Day before yesterday, KP. Ron corrected.

Okay, after trying to take over the world the day before yesterday. Where was she yesterday anyway? Why show up now, of all times, to start helping out?

Maybe shes just trying to repent for something, He suggested. Or there could be some sort of diamond mine under this place. Maybe she was just find some jewels knocked out from the quake?

Kim was silent as he spoke, her mouth slightly ajar, eyes staring, unseeing, over the town. Repent for something It couldnt be because of Right?

Even if she did do something real bad, she wouldnt try to make up for it, right? She asked, feeling stupid the second she did.

Well thats what I would do. Ron said, yawning rather loudly in her ear. And I mean, she might be evil, but if it was something bad enough Its not like she ever killed anyone, you know?

I guess. I should get back to looking for her, Ron, and it sounds like Im keeping you up. She said, listening to him chuckle sheepishly for a second.

Yeah, its been a while since I got some sleep. He admitted. Ill let you get back to work. Call me if you need me. Love you.

Kim smiled. Love you too, bye.

The two hung up, and she pocketed her communicator. She was still squatting on the path, staring down across the town, hoping for some flare of green fire in the edge of her vision. Truth was though, she knew that Shego wouldnt be found if she didnt want to be, and she didnt even know what she would say to her once they spoke.

Hello, honey, Im here to kick butt and send you to jail. She laughed mirthlessly, but shook her head to clear the thoughts.

Talking to Ron did raise another interesting dilemma though. Was it wrong to be with him, when she was already married, even if it was just a heartless marriage? Was it wrong to Shego too?

Not what I needed right now She growled unhappily, rubbing her head some more. By the time she sorted this out, shed need migraine medication just to get through the day.