Kim Possible Porn Story: Jinxed Chapter 2

Jinxed

Chapter Two

The three Jewel Sisters watched their henchmen tie up Kim and Ron with a chain made from ruby, jade, and pearl. It looked pretty, but it was very strong and Kim knew it would be difficult getting out. She hoped that her laser lipstick could cut through it, but she needed a distraction. Luckily, the sisters provided one.

They all looked very proud of themselves and squealed in excitement while they hopped together, like a bunch of kangaroos.

I cant believe it! Jade said. Team Possible came for us.

That means weve hit the big time, girls. Pearl jumped a little higher.

Kim and Ron looked at each other. Were glad our presence excites you so much, Kim said sarcastically.

Sorry, but we assumed we werent big enough to catch your attention, but clearly Global Justice thinks were dangerous enough to send Team Possible and we caught them! Pearl said.

The other sisters all started their high-pitched squealing again. All the henchmen had to cover their ears. Ron and Kim had to endure it since their hands were tied.

Tell us how good we are, Ruby asked in a genuine manner.

Kim gave her a double take. Wha?

Tell us how good were doing so far. I mean, how do we compare to the other villains youve faced? asked Ruby, her eyes shining with anticipation.

Ron shrugged his shoulders at Kims confusing look. Kim was confused on how to answer, but saw this as more time for her cut away at the chain.

Umokay, Kim started. Well, you guys certainly are…acting like the top villains?

The sisters grabbed each others hands and began their squealing again, with some hopping.

Andumyou look the part. Very villainous. I mean, dressing like your favorite jewel? Very classy, no other villain wouldve thought of that. Kim was lying of course, but she realized the sisters enjoyed being praised. Unfortunately, Ron blew it.

I was disappointed by your henchmen, though. Kim and I took out over a dozen of them with ease, Ron gloated. “And we can take out all of them in a second right no…OWWW!” Ron yelped after Kim kicked him.

The sisters glared at him. We believe quantity is better than quality, Ruby spat.

Enough chit-chat, Pearl said. Its time for business.

Kim rolled her eyes. Let me guess, you want all the jewels in the world.

Ruby nodded. Precisely, we can truly be rich and beautiful, and these will help us. She pulled out a gun from her suit. It was small and had a space in the center where you could put something in it.

Did you know that perfectly cut gems can enhance lasers? Ruby informed. Even the most harmless laser can turn into a deadly beam of destruction if its re-directed through a jewel.

Ruby fired the gun and a laser came out. It looked small, like a laser pointer, and certainly couldnt hurt anyone, except maybe irritate them. Jade then handed Ruby a red gem. Kim was sure it was a ruby. Ruby placed the gem into the empty slot and fired. The laser was much bigger this time and had burned a decent sized hole in the concrete wall.

See? Ruby smiled.

So, you came to steal these jewels to use them in your guns? Kim asked.

Sort of. Stealing ammo for our guns is only half of the job. A perk, really. The main prize is this. Pearl held up a large blue gem that Ron and Kim instantly recognized.

The Jinx Gem. Pearl gazed at it as if almost hypnotized.

Surely you must have heard the legends? asked Jade.

You mean like it giving you bad luck? said Kim.

Jade smiled. A brief description, but yes. Everyone who has held the gem was slowly stricken with bad luck. The longer they possessed it, the more bad juju they got.

Pearl took over. My sisters and I realized that fancy death rays or clones are far too bothersome for the job we intend to pull. Engulfing security guards or Global Justice agents in bad luck is much simpler.

Pearl handed Ruby the gem, which she placed into her gun. It fit snuggly in the barrel.

Anyone who gets hit with this beam will be the walking bad luck. Its like breaking 10,000 mirrors or walking by hundreds of black cats. Ruby snickered, followed by her sisters, as she aimed the gun at Kim and Ron. And you two get to be our test subjects.

Kim grinned. Sorry, but Ron and I are nobodies test subjects. Ruby fired the gun. It sent out a wavy blue beam, but the jeweled chain holding them slipped off and Ron and Kim and dodged it.

Two henchmen, a red one and a green one, launched themselves at Ron. Rons MMP skills kicked in and he flipped over them. Both henchmen slide across the floor, almost into Pearl who jumped out of the way.

Shoot them! Jade yelled at Ruby.

We might hit the henchmen, Ruby stated.

Who cares, we can get new ones. Jades face was turning blue from all the yelling while Kim and Ron were beating all their minions one by one.

I am not paying for new henchmen. Jade was about to argue, but her sisters sharp glare shut her up.

Ruby quietly waited for an opening. She knew Kim and Ron would be too busy fighting the henchmen to put all their attention on her, so she just had to wait for an opening and then she could fire.

Kim delivered a powerful kick to the gut of a pearly white henchwoman that sent her flying into two more of her white counterparts. Suddenly, she heard clinking sound.

She looked down to see four small pearls at her feet and Pearl, who had thrown them, laughing at her. For a split second, Kim wondered why she would throw her favorite object at her feet and knelt down to pick them up. She stopped when she heard them clicking, sounding just like Duff Killigans exploding golf balls.

Oh snap. Kim dived away from the pearls. They exploded with tremendous force, sending pieces of the floor up into the air. Kim brushed off the dust and debris off her arms.

She looked around for Pearl, but instead saw Jade. She was holding something between her fingers and was aiming them at Ron. Ron was too busy fighting several henchmen to notice. Jade threw the objects.

Ron, look out! Kim yelled.

Ron heard Kims voice and had just enough time to duck as a pair of shurikens, made of jade, embedded themselves into the wall.

Jade angrily glared at Kim and threw another set of shurikens at her. Kim flipped several times to avoid them, but saw more exploding pearls rolling at her. Kim attempted to change direction in mid-flip, but the pearls exploded before she could. Kim was blown back and was slammed against the wall.

Kim was struggling to stand up. Her back screamed in pain, but she persevered and got on her feet. Ruby was standing several feet away from her, aiming her gun at the heroine.

Good luck dodging this, Ruby snickered, and fired the gun.

Kim put her arms up from instinct, expecting the shot. But instead of her getting hit, it was Ron, who had jumped in the way.

The blue beam collided with him. He was covered in a blue aura, which dissipated after Ruby stopped firing. He then fell to his knees.

Kim rushed to help her fallen boyfriend/partner, but was immediately shot at by Ruby, who now had a clear shot. She was so focused on Ron that she didnt dodge. The beam hit her and all she could see for a few seconds was blue. Then she felt her knees get wobbly, and fell.

Ruby and her sisters laughed triumphantly over the bodies of Kim and Ron. They were quite proud of their handiwork. But it was short-lived when they began to stand.

Mmmmm, that was weird, Kim said as she rubbed her head. Are you okay, Ron?

Ron nodded. Good to go, KP. I felt a slight tingly sensation when I got shot, but I feel fine now.

Lets see. Jade snapped her fingers and a group of henchmen and henchwomen attacked.

If Rubys plan worked, the two teen heroes shouldnt be able to beat them. However, to the sisters shock, Kim and Ron were doing fine. Each minion fell before them, and even though more came, they were being decimated by the duo.

Whats happening? Pearl growled, trying to hide her shock.

I-I dont know, Ruby said as she looked at her gun.

Maybe that Jinx Gem has no powers, Jade wondered.

No, it has to, or else all our plans are ruined. Ruby desperately looked over her gun. Everything was perfect, nothing was broken or out of place. Was Jade right? Ruby thought.

I think its time we skedaddled out of here, said Pearl as she began to gather her minions.

Im with her. At least we have all these jewels, come on, Ruby, Jade urged.

Ruby was upset, but realized that getting captured now was not part of the plan. She could think of another way to stop Team Possible if they tried to intervene in their plans. Now she just had to get away.

Ron saw the sisters attempting to flee. KP, theyre getting away.

Kim followed his finger to see Ruby, Jade, and Pearl heading for the exit, with as much treasure as they could carry.

I dont think so, Kim said as she whipped out a tube of hair gel. It was almost identical to the one she had on the mission against Shego and Motor Ed, except this tube contained super sticky gel.

She aimed the tube at the sisters, but suddenly a wave of light-headedness hit her. She wobbled for a second before finding her footing.

Kim, are you okay? Ron put a hand on her shoulder, concerned, but then he too got lightheaded.

Kim quickly shook her head. Im fine. She couldnt explain that feeling she just had, but now wasnt the time. Ron had also recovered and was standing next to Kim, waiting for her to fire. Kim aimed at the fleeing sisters and squeezed.

Unfortunately the gadget malfunctioned and the gel shot out at Ron and Kim instead. They were instantly encased in a cube of sticky hair gel.

Kim tried to speak, but quickly stopped when the foul taste of hair gel entered her mouth. Ron was looking at her, his mouth clamped shut after seeing Kim try to talk.

They heard laughter and craned their heads in its direction, but the gel kept them stuck. Even moving a finger took a massive amount of effort.

The Jewel Sisters were on the ground, doubled over in laughter. Kim wished she could kick those smiles off their faces.

I-I think i-its t-t-time to go, Jade said while trying to giggle.

Ruby and Pearl quickly ran out the exit, along with the rest of their crew, and with all the gem and jewels safely tucked in big bags.

Kim and Ron kicked and scraped to get out, but it was too much. Then Kim got an idea. Maybe alone they couldnt get out, but together they would have a better chance.

Kim motioned for Ron to follow her lead. Because of the gel, he could only give a small nod, but he understood. Kim slowly inched closer to Ron. Ron did the same.

After slow, agonizing moments of slow swimming in gel, they were just a few inches from each other. Kim put her legs up, and Ron did the same. They put their feet together, sole to sole.

Ron got what Kim had in mind and was already bending his legs as far down as he could. Kim followed. Once they were in place, Kim put her hand up for a countdown. Ron mini nodded, letting her know he was ready.

321!

The two heroes pushed with all the strength they had left in them. The extra help gave Ron and Kim enough momentum to break out of the gel prison. They tumbled on the floor until the wall stopped them.

Kim picked herself up and headed for Ron, who was already up.

You okay? she asked.

Ron flashed her a grin, and then started to giggle. Softly at first, but it quickly grew to a loud chuckle.

What? said Kim, sounding annoyed.

Ron pointed to her head. Kim whipped out her compact and looked in the tiny mirror. The small mirror showed Kim her entire head; including the massive Mohawk she was now sporting.

You look like a punk rocker, Ron wheezed. He remembered Kims other hair disaster when they went after Motor Ed and Shego.

Kim wanted to punch him, but soon she too suddenly broke into a fit of giggles that evolved into a louder, more energetic form.

Ron was confused. Kim tossed him her compact. Ron saw in the mirror that he too had on an odd hair-do. His hair was parted both ways, and looked a lot like two bird wings sticking out of his head.

They settled down after their laughing had subsided and went straight back into mission mode.

Come on, said Kim in a now serious tone as she fixed her hair. Lets get those Sisters.

The two ran down the hall. They werent in too big of a hurry. They had flattened all of the villains getaway cars tires. They werent going anywhere.

I cant wait to see the look on their faces when they see their vans, said Ron, chuckling. His unruly hair helped him put it back into its normal state, which made it look unruly and not normal. Perfect.

Kims hair also had returned to her natural look, the way she liked it. They rounded the corner of the garage, expecting a dumbstruck, and angry Jade, Ruby, and Pearl, but what they got was an empty garage.

What? Kim said, shocked. Where are they?

Ron pointed to a pair of four flat tires. The same ones they had tampered with.

They mustve had four spare tires. What are the odds? Ron tentatively shrugged. He could see Kims nostrils flaring like they were about to spit fire out and her breathing had become shallow, but it was so loud it echoed around the garage wall.

Come on, Kim growled. We can still catch them in the Sloth.

Kim and Ron hurried to their car. They hopped in and Kim turned the key, but the car wouldnt start. It sputtered for a few moments, then stopped. Black smoke billowed out from under the hood.

Ron rushed over and checked under the hood. More black smoke poured out, covering Ron in a black fog. He coughed the vile smoke out of his lungs and peered at the engine.

Uh, KP? I know Im no expert, but the engine isnt supposed to be on fireis it?

Kim screamed and threw her hands into air. AHHHHHHH!!! Whats going on!!!??? First: the gadget backfires, allowing the villains to run away. Second: they just happened to have four spare tires for each van and drive away with the jewels, and now this!

Kim continued hitting her fists on the steering wheel as Ron thought. He suddenly had a duh moment, which was rare.

KP, maybe this is happening because of that beam Ruby hit us with. She said that the Jinx Gem would curse us with bad luck, Ron repeated Rubys words, even mimicking her voice.

Kim realized Ron was right. Thank goodness for his out of the blue thoughts. Well, since were jinxed, I guess catching the Sisters now is useless. Lets just call Wade and get a ride so we can finish our date.

I dont think we can KP, Ron pointed to his watch. It was 11:01. Ron wasnt aloud to have Kim out past eleven or else there would be a black hole with his name on it.

Kim shook her head. Just past eleven, of course.

Kim pushed the activation button on the Kimmunicator to call Wade. The device sparked and Kim saw the screen crack and shatter into little pieces.

Great, now I cant call Wade. This bad luck thing was getting annoying, and she had only had it for a few minutes. Kim looked around and saw a bus stop.

Kim sat down on the bench while Ron checked when the next bus was going to come.

Eleven fifteen, he announced, much to both their surprise. I guess our lucks changing, Ron grinned.

Kim put a finger to her lips. Shhhh, dont jinx it!

To be Continued.

Thank you everyone for waiting. College and work are taking over my life, and money is really tight, so my brother and I need to share one computer, for school, instead of each of us having one, which was the original plan. So, my updates might be a little later than usual.

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