Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep – Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie (A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Third Goodbye: Goodbye Freedom.

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Inside his cell while shackled to the wall Ron Stoppable could feel the green light that was scanning him again.

Interesting. Said the person that was scanning him. He was The Great Blue, El Conquistador who was Ron Stoppable too. But this one had blue skin and was wearing battle armor.

I cant say the same. Answered Ron to his blue counterpart. Ive been in better prisons before and this one doesnt even make it to the top ten.

I meant your scanning. Kimberly Ann was right. Youre not a clone or a Doppelganger. I must admit that youre me.

And you needed a machine to determine that?

No nitwit. I needed the machine to confirm that youre a time traveler.

How did you

Time cooties.

Uh?

Very nasty vermin. They itch a lot. But with the right equipment you shouldnt worry about them anymore.

How did you ?

Know so much? I have an attempt to my life at least once a month from some sort of time traveler. Its good to know that my greatness would be recognized centuries from now.

You mean your tyranny.

You say potato, I say potato, You say tomato I say tomato. Call it whatever you want. The important thing is that Ill be

A nasty pain in the back for everybody for a long time?

Actually I meant the big cheese, the great ruler, the big dog

You really must have a good synonyms book.

You should be considered lucky that I need you alive

I always knew that I was a charmer.

Well see about that. And now, my time displaced counterpart, I have to go and research your Time Traveling device.

Good luck with that. Its hidden where youll never find it.

I already did. See? And with a flourish he showed Ron the Tempus Simia idol.

How did you?

Come on! It was under your bed! What kind of hiding place is that?

It worked for Dads magazines.

It didnt if you could find them.

Uhm youre right.

And thats why Im the big man, the emperor, the

Youre doing that just to torture me, right?

***

I cant believe that you couldnt tell the difference. Screamed The Great Blue to his underling.

I scanned him twice. And both times the result was positive!

And what about the details feature? If you had used it you would have found the time cooties, and that screams time traveler like nothing else. I bet that you dont even know how to use the scanner properly Kimberly Ann.

Kim swallowed a come back. She didnt liked it when Ron used her second name she kind of missed being called KP.

Anyway, I want surveillance on him 24 hours. Doesnt matter what he does do not lower your guard. I want to finish my business with him before I have to go back to my battle with the Lowardians and his escape would just complicate matters.

Ok Ron.

Its Great Blue, El conquistador Kimberly Ann.

Yeah and last year was Zorpox, The conqueror. And the year before that was The Fearless Ferret, version 2.0. And the year before that was El Gran Jefe. And before that

It doesnt matter! Youll call me how I chose to be called and thats definitive. Understood underling?

Kim let go a sigh. Understood Great Blue. What about Rufus?

The Mole rat? Leave him to me I have plans for my old pet BOO-YA HA HA HA!

Kim let go a sigh while an artificial thunder from Rons weather machine appeared on the big windows of Rons throne room while he did his trademarked laugh.

She couldnt understand why he had programmed the machine to do that every time that he did the laugh. Besides scaring the hell out of everybody present of course.

***

I would kill for a Naco right now.

Inside his cell Ron lamented his situation. Just yesterday he was, quite literally, the King of the world and now was he was only a lowly prisoner.

And now how Im going to get out of this?

I might have an idea.

When Ron turned to the source of the voice he was surprised to see his Best human friend in the open door of his cell.

KP! You came to help me!

No yet. First I want some answers. Number one: Its true that youre a time traveler?

If creating a portal trough time and space with a mystical monkey idol qualifies me as one then I am.

OK Number two: What time do you come from?

I would say that according to my last calculations and taking into account that the current of time was in a flux when I left and adding the fact that I was wearing my polka dots boxers

Ron!

I would say two years to the past from now.

Thanks. Number three: Why are you two so different? I knew the Ron form two years ago and there is not a big difference with the one of today.

It is if before coming here you went to your past and… deleted an important event of your life.

What event?

A horrible summer camp.

A summer camp?

Well It seems that that particular summer camp taught me an important lesson about life, or some crap like that, and thats why I ended being well, me instead of a

Man obsessed with world domination. I see Kim looked down at this part. Last one: The world isnt a pit of misery and chaos without you in charge, right?

No, not at all. I mean, there are a lot of things that are pretty messed up, like guys trying to take over the world and things like that but at least we have you to deal with them.

Me? I am a heroine?

Yeah! And I am your sidekick!

You? A sidekick? To me?

Well You use me more as a distraction than anything else but I think we make a pretty good team.

And we are only partners?

Pfht of course not. We are more than that!

You mean we are Kims eyes were gigantic at this point and put her face closer to him.

Were best fiends!

Best fiends?

Best friends.

only that? said a slightly disappointed Kim.

What else could we be?

NOTHING! Nothing else! Of course we would end up as best friends! What else could we become?

Thats exactly what I was saying! So are you going to release me?

Only if you help me with something.

With what?

Taking down The Great Blue, El Conquistador.

No offense KP but I think well need a little bit more of man power than the two of us for that.

Thats were my friends come into play. Said Kim while releasing Ron from his shackles.

Who?

She means us. Said a voice in the other side of the Room.

SHEGO? I thought you were working for me?

Dont be ridiculous. Ill always be on the side of my dear Kimmie. Said Shego while hugging very seductively a red faced Kim.

Shego please dont do that

Oh my Kimmie, still denying our love? Dont worry Ill wait until you see the light.

Felix, please

On it Kim. Answered a familiar Felix Renton in his wheelchair that sprouted a couple of mechanical tentacles that took Shego away form her prey.

Good moves man.

Dont talk to me you traitor. Said an angry Felix.

Whats wrong with him? Asked Ron to Kim.

What did you expect? You married his mother.

I I

Are we ready to go? Asked Felix.

We only need one more person.

***

Ron found himself facing an intricate cell door in the deepest part of the dungeon.

Who is here?

Somebody that The Great Blue is obsessed in interrogating the main source of all the knowledge that he has about the MMP and the only survivor of the Yamanouchi Ninja School.

The door opened showing a young Japanese girl in shackles.

So The Great Blue has come with his minions to see me?… I do not have anything else for you. You might torture me all that you want but youll learn no more from me. So… just finish me off.

Actually Yori, we are here to offer you a chance to take revenge on The Great Blue.

What are you talking about red haired follower? He is just right there.

Well Its a long story

***

Unbelievable. Said Yori after listening to the whole story from Ron. Of all the Mystical Monkey relics I thought that the Tempus Simia was the one most unlikely to really exist.

Well I can tell you that it does and that it works very well too damn well it seems.

And in your world youre a force of good?

More like a small assistant but yeah, I am on the side of the good guys.

Then the prophesy is true Yori began to cry. Kim was surprised, in all the times that Ron has tortured the girl she had heard Yori scream, curse, and kick around but never cry. you are the legendary hero that will save us.

But I never even heard of your school in my time line.

You would have if the timeline would have run as it was supposed to I can assure you that we would have contacted you. After saying that she hugged a very surprised Ron.

HEY! Let him go! Screamed Kim to Yori while the young ninja was giving Ron a rather affectionate proof of support. Whats wrong with you? I thought that you hated his guts?

But I do. I hate The Great Blue. But you must understand that he is not the Great Blue. He is the one that I have been waiting for so long The ray of light and hope that our departed Master Sensei foresaw. And its not true that he has moved all to you in action?

She got you there Kimmie. Said Shego with a nudge.

You know what? Forget it! If you trust in him so much and do not even suspect that this could only be a trick from you enemy to break you even more then by all means hug him all you want. SEE IF I CARE! Said Kim while stomping out of the dungeon.

Whats wrong with her? Asked Ron.

Oh honey, youre really nave Answered Shego. You know, thats kind of hot

I-I better follow KP. Said Ron while running away from Shego.

and shy too. I like that.

***

Ok so how are we going to do this? Asked Felix once they were out of the dungeons.

Right now The Great Blue is in his Lab. And we must do this now that the Lowardians are away performing his orders for the known galaxy. Answered Kim. So Felix, you and Shego try to enter trough the front door where team Go is most likely to be in guard duty. That would create enough distraction so Ron, Yori and me enter unnoticed to the lab itself.

How are we going to enter there?

Ventilation ducts.

Why is always the ventilation ducts? Isnt there any other option?

Ron. I made the plan, brought all of you together, broke you and miss hated enemy one moment-adoring fan the next out of prison I think I can decide what were going to use to enter there.

Great, not even in a world were I am the world ruler I get to call the shots.

Hey how is it that I am not with Kimmie? complained Shego.

About that well Kim found herself at a loss for words.

Its because if both of you are together then Kim will be too distracted to fight properly. Answered Ron.

Oh, I see Hey, youre not only cute, youre very smart too thats sexy. Said Shego while liking her lips. What do you say if you help me to get Kimmie out of her prudish shell? We could share her!

SHEGO!

Dont worry Kimmie, I understand. Ill be out of your way and after everything is over Ill take good care of any wounds that you might have.

Kim just face palmed.

And what about us?

Jim, you and Tim TWEEBS?! What are you doing here? You were supposed to evacuate with mom and dad!

You really didnt think that well miss on the action, right?

And do not worry about mom and dad; they are ready to leave as soon as Wade gives them the signal.

Possible-san I think that it would be wise to let them join, their alliance could prove to be an unexpected asset.

Yeah Kimmie, besides I always wanted to know you family better.

You two Ok. Tweebs help Shego and Felix but at the first sign of everything going south you scram, understood?

Hicka-bicka-boo

Hoo-Sha.

***

Well, Jim and Tim seem the same said Ron while crawling the vents with Kim while Yori was taking point in the same vent. Yori seems I don’t really know since Ive never met her. Kim eye rolled at that. But Shego is way off. At least from my point of view. What happened to the violent and bitter villain that I knew.

Maybe it has something to do with Drakken. Answered Kim. I remember that at the beginning, after I saw how evil you were becoming, I left and tried to fly solo in the hero business for a while. After a lackluster record of failures and noticing that you were doing some good to the world after all I decided to come back and found Shego working for you already. I do not know what you did to Drakken, or her for that matter, but she was already terrified of you when I returned

Wow

Yeah, she was so bad that one day I found her crying on the surveillance room. So I came in and talked to her trying to comfort her and well lets say that she just stuck to me ever since.

Double wow! And here I thought that the best way to get chicks was to get a new haircut!

At that point Kim wondered why she just bothered.

***

Its over Great Blue Screamed Kim while jumping out of the air vent.

Kimberly Ann possible! So you decided to betray me!

I came to set things right and by the way, the second name is so overkill!

I am afraid that that is the idea Kimberly Ann. And I see that you brought company. Said The Great Blue while eying Ron and Yori.

And they are not the only ones. Said a voice coming from the shadows.

Shego! I thought that I taught you better to go against me.

I-I am no-not afraid of you. Said a shivering Shego.

Yeah I can see that sweetie. And you even brought my stepson here too.

I think is time to have a father and son discussion. DAD!

Well, I am appealed. And not surprised at all. Said The Great Blue while pushing a button on his console that brought forth mechanical tentacles that restrained Yori and Kim.

What the

You disappoint me Kimberly Ann. You thought that I never watch my own surveillance records? That I did not had alarms on my cells that you knew nothing about? Thats one of the main points of the Evil Overlord rulebook! I knew of your plan from the very beginning!

But how did you know where to put these restraining devices?

Oh please! You always use the ventilation duct!

You see I told you so!

RON!

Oh and you, my not-so-skillful counterpart, I have a surprise especially reserved for you. Boo-Ya Ha Ha Ha! Said The Great Blue while pushing another button on the console.

A door opened and

GROWL

What the

Let me introduce you to the new and improved RUFUS!

A gigantic pink mass of flesh came out of the recently open door. The only things that made any resemblance to the old Rufus were the flesh color, the whiskers and the nakedness.

While looking at the horror faces of the would-be rebels The Great Blue, El Conquistador smiled.

Its the small details like this that make me enjoy being an evil genius. Booya Ha Ha Ha!

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To be continued