Kim Possible Porn Story: Failure Is The Only Option Chapter 11

Disclaimer: The Disney Corp. owns Kim Possible, but Jim and Tim just bought a controlling interest. “Hicka-bicka-boo?” “Hooo-Sha!”

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Its a beautiful day in downtown Middleton . . . or is it? What fiendishly foul foolery is afoot at the Tri-City Convention Center? A demonstration is in progress at the annual DexCom Computer Trade Show . . .

The host waxed rhapsodic about his newest computer design. The new Zenith 9500 is a revolution in computer technology, and will be faster than anything on or off the market! Using the latest scientific breakthroughs and the best technological upgrades available, this wont simply be cutting edge, its the ultimate in bleeding edge technology!

From just offstage, a voice spoke up. Well, well, well: Ill take it!

Perplexed, the presenter looked around for the source of the voice. Uh, sorry, but this is just a prototype, and wont be available for sale until next year.

Who said I wanted to buy it, hmmm? And no need to wrap it, Ill just take it as is! Booyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

A frightening blue-skinned figure rushed onto the stage, a red Z emblazoned on the front of his coal-black suit. Wearing a red-lined black cape and a purple helmet, his eyes blazed insanely behind his red goggles. Zorpox the Conqueror had struck again, accompanied by his henchwoman in crime, the sultry Sheila of the Leopard People. Dressed in a brown skin-tight catsuit, her long blazing red hair cascaded down from beneath her mask, her tail twitching as Zorpoxs maniacal laugh rang throughout the auditorium, sending chills down the spine of everyone present. He grabbed the computer, while Sheila, cracking her leather whip, kept the security guards at bay.

Thanks for the rig, you can put it on my tab, care of Zorpox the Conqueror! Ah-booyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Throwing down a smoke bomb to cover their escape, Zorpox fired his grappling gun, sending a hook through the skylight. The self-retracting line quickly pulled him up, and Sheila, using her own grappling gun, followed immediately after him. In a moment, they were both gone.

Pandemonium had broken out on the convention floor, as people ran screaming for the exits. One security guard ordered the other, Call the police! The other said, Yes, and send for . . . the Fearless Ferret!

Meanwhile, in stately Blaine Manor . . .

Ron, Rufus and Kim had just appeared in what looked to be the study of an upscale mansion. Suddenly, a red phone on the desk began blinking and beeping. Ron picked it up. Hesitantly he said, Heh-hello?

Fearless Ferret? This is Commissioner Warden. We need you: Zorpox the Conqueror has struck again.

Recognizing the voice of Kims dad, Ron exclaimed Wow, Dr. P! Movin up in the crime-fighting world, ah-booyah! Oops, need to keep my secret identity. Assuming his deepest manly voice, he continued, Of course, Commissioner! Were on our way! Ron hung up and turned to Kim. Your dad is Commissioner Warden in this sitch, which makes you Pamela Warden, which makes you . . . Ferret Girl! All right Kim!

He flipped open a statue of a ferret head and pressed the red button beneath. A sliding door in the wall appeared, revealing two poles.

Ron ordered, To the Ferret Hole, my fabulously fabled friends!

As Ron and Rufus ran towards the poles, Kim yelled, Wait, Ron! Do you know what youre doing?

Without missing a beat, he replied, No time to waste, Kim! The Commissioner needs us! Ron and Rufus slid down the poles, followed closely by a reluctant Kim.

After a quick costume change for the fierce fighters of freakish foes, Ron, Kim and Rufus sped towards the Commissioners office in the turbine-powered Ferretmobile.

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Now back at his secret lair, Zorpox considered his next move. So! Now that I have the fastest computer that money cant buy, its time to build the robot that will be controlled by it!! Drakkens Diablos will pale in comparison to my wrathful robot of revenge! Wha, Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

But what about the Fearless Ferret, Zorpy? purred Sheila. You know he always tries to thwart your plans. Zorpox glared at Sheila as she continued. I know youre always at least one step ahead of him, but cant you let your little leopard girl in on your secret plan? as she seductively wrapped her tail around Zorpoxs waist.

Warming to her request, Zorpox admired Sheilas form-fitting outfit, which revealed every sinuous curve of her lithe form. With evil glee, he replied, Patience, my little kitty cat, patience! All in due course. Remember that Rome wasnt built in a day: but if it had been up to me, I would have! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Zorpox smiled as he turned back to his computer. Next Ill visit the Military Robotics Convention for a suitable vehicle, but first I need to set a trap for that rabid raccoon and his ridiculous rodent. Ferrets are fearless to the point of foolishness, and as his ferrety curiosity often exceeds his common sense, Ive got just the decoy for him . . .

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Meanwhile, at the Middleton Police Commissioners office . . .

The Fearless Ferret, Wonder Weasel and Ferret Girl dashed into Commissioner Wardens office. Ron exclaimed, Were here, Commissioner! Whats the sitch?

Kim complained, Hey, thats my line!

Ron responded, Sorry, Ferret Girl! The Fearless Ferret never plays second fiddle.

Kim folded her arms and shot Ron a warning look. Watch it, Ferret Boy . . .

Commissioner Warden quickly spoke up. Thanks for getting here so quickly, Fearless Ferret. Zorpox the Conqueror and his sidekick Sheila the Leopard Girl just stole a state-of-the-art computer from the DexCom Computer Trade Show. We dont know what he plans to use it for, but it cant be good.

Zorpox and Sheila? Ron exclaimed. My fiercest foe is, myself? Oh, man, this tanks . . .

Uh, Ron, if were up against Sheila too, it looks like were both in the same boat, Kim noted. Well, Fearless Ferret, since you were the original Zorpox, what would you create with that computer?

Ron thought for a moment. Well, Id use it to be the brains of some kind of world-domination device. Either that, or design the perfect Naco. Maybe both! But if hes using it as a master control, hell be building a robot of some kind, and probably a BIG one . . .

Rufus suddenly started chattering and pointing at an open newspaper laying on the desk.

Ron saw what had caught Rufus attention. Or else steal one! Look here, Ferret Girl: the annual Military Robotics Convention opens today in Upperton! Well done, Wonder Weasel!

Rufus struck a heroic pose as he gleefully said, Tah-dah! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!

Ron continued, He must be planning his next heist there. Its time to thwart his evil plan and make him bow to the will of the Fearless Ferret!

Just then, the phone rang. The Commissioner picked it up and answered, Hello, Commissioner Warden speaking. He paled when he heard the voice on the other end of the line, and quickly hit the speakerphone button.

Yes, Commissioner, it is I, Zorpox! I trust that that my foolish ferrety foe is there?

Ron frowned as he grimly replied, Right here, you fiendishly foul freak! What foolish fantasy are you fawning over now, my facetious friend?

Right you are, my recklessly rancid wretch! Ive hidden an explosive device at the Federal Heights Pet Shop, and its set to go off in just 15 minutes! You have just enough time to make it there, or perhaps not! Tick-tick-tick, Fearless Ferret! Ah-booyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Zorpox broke the connection.

Ron turned to Kim. Well, it sounds like either a decoy, or a trap. Or maybe a . . .

Kim stopped him in mid-sentence. Ron, if you say trap-trap, Ill have to seriously hurt you.

Well, it could be! Ron whined. He thought for a moment, then stated, No, Im sure its a trap-trap-trap, which makes it a real trap. But its funny though that he didnt address you, Ferret Girl. Either he didnt know you were here, or the trap is for you too.

Trap or not, weve got to stop that bomb, Ron! Kim urged.

Right, KP . . . uh, FG! You take the Ferretmobile and get to the Federal Heights Pet Shop as soon as you can. And take Ruf . . . uh, Wonder Weasel with you. Hes as good as I am at disarming things. Ill head for Upperton and try to stop Zorpox. Good luck!

You too, uh, Fearless Ferret. But how are you going to make it to Upperton? Kim asked.

Ron pushed a button on his wrists control panel. No problem, FG! Ive already activated the homing device for the Ferret-Jet. Itll be here before you can say, Farewell, my fascinating ferret fanatics!

As they all raced toward the door, Ron turned back and announced, Farewell good people, were off to ferret out crime wherever it may hide!

Kim simply rolled her eyes as they all left on their respective missions.

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As luck would have it, Federal Heights was right next to Middleton, so Kim and Rufus made it to the pet shop in record time. The shop had been quickly evacuated after being warned by Commissioner Warden. They rushed into the now empty shop, and there in the middle of the floor was the device, its digital timer ticking down the final minutes to the shops destruction. Kim tried to pick it up, but it was securely attached to the floor. It would take much longer to remove it from the floor than it would to disarm it.

Kim turned to Rufus and said, Okay, Wonder Weasel! Its up to you.

Rufus confidently replied, Uh-huh! No problem! Opening the panel, they saw two wires, one red and the other blue.

Kim moaned, Why, why, why do the wires on a bomb always have to be red and blue? Youd think Zorpox would be more creative!

But no sooner had Kim voiced her complaint then the wires changed color to green and purple. With a look of surprise on her face, she exclaimed, Fiber optic LED wires? Sorry, Rufus, I guess I spoke too soon. They changed color once again, this time to red and black. Her voice tinged with sarcasm, she noted, Hmm. Zorpoxs signature colors. Nice touch.

By now, the timer was counting down its final minute. Kim knew that they either had to either disarm the bomb quickly or beat a hasty retreat. She sighed, Well, any ideas, Rufus?

A voice sounding suspiciously like Kims came from behind them. I have a few, Ferret Girl! Whirling around, Kim came face to face with a striking redhead wearing a form-fitting brown catsuit.

Sheila! Kim exclaimed, immediately assuming a fighting stance. Rufus, take care of the bomb while I put this cat out!

Easier said than done, Ferret Girl! Sheila snarled viciously, as they both attacked each other at the very same moment. Evenly matched, each girls moves virtually mirrored the other: each punch blocked, each kick avoided. As she slashed at Kim with her claws, Sheila growled, Zorpy wanted me to make sure you were here, Ferret Girl!

Zorpy? Oh, please . . . Kim chided. She tried a feint, pulling back for a punch but suddenly switching to a scissors kick. Sheila easily avoided the kick and countered with a quick double slash of her claws, missing Kims face by mere inches. Wow, youre good! Its almost as if Im battling . . .

Yourself? Sheila finished. Silly girl, I am you! A chill went up Kims spine as she stared back into those two green orbs that perfectly matched her own. Sheila smiled malevolently back at Kim and attacked with the same moves that Kim had used just the week before to take down Shego. Kim again managed to fend off the attack, but was starting to worry about . . .

How much time you have left? Less than 30 seconds, Ferret Girl! This sitch has been real fun, but its time for me to scoot! And with a quick flick of her tail, Sheila grabbed Kims ankle and pulled, as Kim ingloriously fell on her behind. Kim was momentarily shocked as Sheila taunted, Yes, thats our one difference: my tail is fully functional! Until next time, Kimmie! And with that parting shot, Sheila leapt through the stores front door and slammed it closed, jamming it in the process. Kim screamed in frustration.

In the meantime, Rufus had run out of ideas. He had tried to pull out one of the coruscating wires, but it held fast. He then tried biting through it, but only received a shock for his efforts. There were now only 15 seconds left on the timer. Oh, no, he whimpered, looking at Kim, who had just picked herself up off of the floor. Without a moments hesitation, she grabbed the wires and pulled with all her might. Much to her relief, the wires snapped free. But her smile turned to horror as the timer not only failed to stop, but actually accelerated its countdown towards their doom. With no time left, Kim grabbed Rufus, hoping that her body could shield the tiny mole rat from the explosion. As the timer reached zero, she tearfully said, Goodbye, little friend . . .

Oh, the horror! A trap within a feint within a ruse! Will this spell the end of our fearless friends? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode: same Ferret Time, same Ferret Station!

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Cliffhanger! Yes! Now its my turn to be evil! But I promise not to leave you hanging too long . . . maybe! Ah-booyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!