Kim Possible Porn Story: Failure Is The Only Option Chapter 17

Disclaimer: Disney may own Kim Possible, but Mr. Dr. P sets her curfew!

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Beads of sweat trickled down Wades forehead as he completed the delicate rewiring of the Magnetronic Personality Analyzer. He slowly let out the breath that hed been holding, then grinned slightly as he admired his handiwork.

There! With luck, that should reduce at least some of the negative influences of the Analyzer. I just wish I hadnt needed to increase the positive inputs just to decrease the negative ones. Oh well, I guess that couldnt hurt. Now if I can just reverse the polarity of the fail-safe device . . .

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Ron piloted the spy car through the air at its top speed, while Bonnie tracked Drakkens aircar on her GPS. Thanks to Dr. Ps brilliant rocket propulsion design, plus some additional tweaking by the Tweebs, Ron would easily be able to intercept Drakken by the time he landed at his secret lair at the CERN particle physics laboratory.

Suddenly, Bunnitailya stuck her head into the front and whispered in Rons ear. James, I could use your assistance back here.

With his best Sean Connery inflection, he replied, Of course, Bunnitailya. He quickly turned on the autopilot and deftly moved into the back seat.

Bonnie began running her fingers through Rons hair. She simply smoldered as she purred, You vere brilliant back there, James. I just vanted to reward you before vee apprehend Dr. Yes.

Kim began to pout. Hey, whats with you two anyway?

Bonnie seductively replied, Chill, Keemberly. Theres nothink that says vee cannot share, da?

Kim thought for a moment. Well, in the spirit of international cooperation, I suppose . . .

Kim climbed into the back seat as well, as Bonnie continued to run her fingers through Rons hair. Kim began rubbing Rons tux shirt as both Kim and Bonnie sighed, Oh, James . . .

Ron? Ron! Look out!

Shocked out of his daydream by Kims warning, he took evasive action and narrowly avoided a large flock of geese that had suddenly appeared.

Whoa! Thanks Kim!

Bonnie picked up the compact that she had dropped during the sudden maneuver. Hey! You made me smear my makeup! Cant you fly straight, Stoppable?

Head in the game, Ron! Kim chided. This may just be a movie, but I dont want to test that out with a mid-air collision with a flock of birds. And whats with that goofy smile?

Heh-heh, uh, nothing Kim! Ron then yelled, Oh, hey, look! The Alps!

Thankful for the distraction, the Swiss Alps had just appeared in the distance, as well as Drakkens aircar.

Ron cleared his throat as he calmed down a bit. OK, we have a visual on Drak . . . uh, Dr. Yes and Ms. Goodthighs. Everyone prepare for landing.

Ron slowed the spy car as he descended through a layer of clouds. Suddenly, they broke through the overcast a few thousand feet above Geneva. A breathtaking view of the Swiss Alps met their eyes, and just below them Drakkens aircar could be seen entering the mountain entrance of the research laboratory.

Bonnie sighed. Oh darn, I wish I had brought my skis! Just look at the powder on that mountain!

Later, Bonnie, Kim said dismissively. First weve got to catch the bad guys. Well Ron, looks like youre the lead in this sitch, so whats your plan?

Ron thought for a moment, then suddenly increased speed. First weve got to land inside before those doors close! The clamshell doors had begun closing as soon as Drakken had entered the mountain. Hold on, this is gonna be close!

Rufus yelped Oh no! as he covered his eyes. Kim and Bonnie both gasped as Ron continued to accelerate, speeding toward the rapidly closing doors. As he zipped through the opening with no margin for error, a terrific scraping was heard as he hit the retrorockets and brought them all to a screeching halt.

As they caught their breath, Ron complained, Oh, man! P is going to kill me for wrecking the paint job!

Kim breathed a sigh of relief. Well, Ron, at least you got us inside in one piece! And remember that these spy cars usually get wrecked anyway . . .

They all piled out of the car and took a look around the huge cavern, home to the Large Hadron Collider, the largest and highest-energy particle accelerator in the world. Huge electronic devices reached nearly to the ceiling, and the cave literally hummed with enormous energy.

Ron was awestruck at its vast size. Wow, this cavern is . . . cavernous!

Bonnie was about to roll her eyes and make a sarcastic comment, but found that she couldnt. Instead she said, Yeah, Ron, I agree. It is kinda cavernous. Nice observation.

Kim did a double take. Bonnie, did you just say something nice to Ron?

Sure, why not Kim? Hes observant and smart. Youre lucky to have him.

Alarm bells were now going off in Kims mind. She thought, Somethings very wrong here: Bonnies never been nice to Ron before . . . But as suddenly as she had thought that, her concern instantly faded. Yeah, Bonnie, youre right. I am lucky to have him! Hes the best boyfriend a girl could ever hope for!

Now it was Rons turn to be shocked as he whispered to Rufus, Whoa! Bonnie and Kim both being nice? Whats going on?

Rufus quickly climbed up Kims shoulder and put his paw on her head. Uh-uh, no fever!

Kim smiled and said, Thanks, Rufus, but Im feeling just fine. In fact, Im feeling better than I have all day! And by the way, Bonnie, great job as Odette. You really danced that part well.

Thanks, Kim! And thanks for being such a great cheer squad leader. I know that with you in charge, were going to blow away the competition at the regionals!

Ron and Rufus just looked at each other in amazement as their respective jaws hit the floor.

Ohhhhh Kayyyyy . . . whats the real sitch here? Suddenly Ron had a thought. KP, mind if I borrow the Kimmunicator?

Sure, Ron, right here.

Ron activated it, and Wade appeared. Hey Wade, buddy, hows it goin?

Wade smiled cheerfully. Making progress, Ron! Ive adjusted the Magnetronic Personality Analyzer by increasing some of the positive inputs and decreasing the negative ones, so that should reduce the possibility of any more embarrassing situations.

Ron nodded in understanding. Uh, Wade, there seem to be some new side effects, which may explain why Kim and Bonnie have formed a mutual admiration society!

Whoa! Theyre being nice to each other?

Yeah, and its freakin me out! But on second thought . . . Ron turned away from Kim and Bonnie, who were now helping straighten out each others clothes. He whispered, Hey, Wade, any way we can make this permanent?

Sorry, Ron! Any effects of the Analyzer will stop as soon as I bring you all back, which should be soon. Im working on the fail-safe right now, and Ive picked up signals from Kims dad and her brothers close by your location, so it shouldnt be much . . .

Wades sentence was cut short by a green energy blast that whooshed over their heads and impacted on the far wall.

Sorry, sorry! Everyone okay? I just needed to get your attention, thats all. Shego had just appeared from behind one of the control panels.

Kim cheerfully replied, No big, Shego, but were all fine! Thanks for asking!

Shego continued, Well, I dont really feel like it, but I guess we should fight now, huh?

Kim sighed. Yknow, I suddenly feel the same way, but thats what we do, isnt it?

Shego shrugged. Yeah, youre right of course. It used to bug the hell out of me that youre right all the time, but for some reason its not bothering me right now. But I just wanted to check first.

Thanks for your consideration, Shego. I really do appreciate it. Shall we? And with that, Shego swung a plasma fist at Kim, purposely missing her as Kim did a back flip, landing behind Shego.

Wow! Great move, Kim!

So not the drama, Sheeg! But thats nothing compared to those plasma powers of yours!

Aww, no big, as you say. Blame it on that stupid comet. She took another half-hearted swing at Kim. Say, once were outta this sitch, what say we go for some coffee sometime? My treat!

Kim crouched low and performed a simple swinging kick, which Shego easily jumped over. That so sweet of you! Itll give us time to catch up on whats been happening in each others sitches!

Shego laughed as she fired off a few plasma bursts, carefully aiming high so as not to injure anyone. Oh, Kim! I cant wait to tell you how I blew away Marta Stewert, and then took Drakken to court on Judgin Judith to get him to pay the back wages he owed me! And I won!

Kim happily shrieked, Get . . . out! Thats great! Hes really had it coming for so long. I cant wait for you to spill!

Suddenly another voice rang out, but this one was tinged with both amazement and anger. What in the name of all thats evil is going on here!? Dr. Drakken stood before them, and was aghast at what he was hearing. Shego and Kim Possible? Going out for coffee together!!??

Both Kim and Shego had frozen in mid-swing. Kim just grunted, Men. Shego muttered, You said it, sister.

Ron quickly wiped Bonnies lipstick off his face as Bonnie hastily straightened her clothes and checked her make-up.

Drakken, purple with rage, continued his rant. That does it! Get over here, Shego! Now!

Shego turned to the others with a shrug. Sorry, guys.

Drakken pulled out what appeared to be a small electronic pistol, and fired. A beam of blue energy shot out, instantly immobilizing Kim, Bonnie, Ron and Rufus. This paralyzing ray specially designed by SPECTER should put a stop to these silly shenanigans until we can tie you meddlesome teenagers up. This is one time that I am determined to win!

A few minutes later, they were all bound securely to some of the caverns heavy electronic equipment. Shego was apologizing to Kim as she finished tying her up. Sorry I had to do this Kimmie, but, well, Im evil, and thats just my job. Please dont hold it against me? How are those bindings, too tight? I wouldnt want to cut off your circulation.

Enough, Shego! Drakken had calmed down, but only a little. Now, Kimberly Ann, you will hand over the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler.

Uh, not to be rude, but its kinda hard when Im all tied up like this. I hope youll understand?

Faced with the obvious, Drakken found himself at a loss for words. Well, uh, yes, I see that, er . . . Oh, stop that! Just tell me where it is!

Kim frowned. Or else, what?

An evil smile widened on Drakkens face as he merely pushed a button. An deep hum was heard as the wall in front of them began revolving around, revealing three tightly bound figures.

Kim suddenly paled. Dad! And the Tweebs! Are you guys ok?

Dr. P answered, Yes, Kimmie, were fine for the moment. Dr. Yes and Ms. Goodthighs somehow infiltrated our HQ and grabbed us right after you left.

Jim excitedly blurted out, But were in a James Blond movie! How cool is that! Hicka-bicka boo?

Hoo-shah! was Tims enthusiastic reply.

Kim yelled, Let them go, Drakken! as she struggled uselessly against her bindings.

So sorry, Kimberly Ann, but not until you reveal where my Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler is!

But before she could answer, Ron assumed his best James Blond voice and interjected, Just curious, Dr. Yes, but why arent you being affected by Wades Magnetronic Personality Analyzer adjustments? And for that matter, me either?

Drakken thought for a moment. Hmm. Good question. Your boy genius obviously has fiddled with the circuitry that affects only the female gender. Otherwise you and I would be acting just as obsequiously polite as Kim and Shego were just a few moments ago.

Rons eyes narrowed. Well, Kim doesnt know where the device is, but I do. So Ill make a deal with you. Release me and Ill retrieve it for you. Then you will let us all go. Deal?

No deal, uh, James. Whats to prevent you from escaping?

I wouldnt do that to my friends. Something you wouldnt understand. And why does he remember to call me James, but can never remember my real name?

Rons devotion to them deeply touched Kim and Bonnie, as they both looked at Ron longingly, their eyes as big as saucers. Suddenly they said in unison, Oh, James . . . Kim quickly said, Jinx! You owe me a soda! Both Kim and Bonnie began to giggle.

Drakken pondered for a moment. Hmm, yes, well. But why cant Shego retrieve it?

Simply because its in my spy car, and the car will self-destruct if its tampered with.

Drakken frowned as he recalled Rons history regarding self-destruct mechanisms. Well, that settles that, I suppose . . . Shego, untie Mr. Blond and accompany him to his car. And no tricks: you have five minutes. His voice darkened threateningly, Or else you can say goodbye to all your friends.

Shego carefully untied Ron, and they began walking back to his spy car.

Yknow, Ron, Im really sorry about all this. As a sidekick, I can really relate to what youre going through. But youve really stepped up this time and done an amazing job.

Ron was surprised at Shegos candor. Thanks, Shego. That means a lot, coming from you.

Shego stopped and looked deeply into Rons eyes. Youre a hero, Ron. Like I was once. She moved closer to him. And thats incredibly attractive to me.

Uh, oh . . .

It may just be that Magnatronic doohickey . . . Shego took him into a warm embrace. . . . but Ive wanted to do this for a long time . . .

Oh, no . . .

Shego then gave Ron the longest and most passionate kiss hed ever had the pleasure of receiving. Lost in the moment, he thought, Oh, man, this is just so wrongsick. . . Kim will kill me when she finds out . . . well, if she finds out . . . uh, but its all in the line of duty . . . wow, evil never tasted so good . . .

All too soon, Shego released Ron and smiled. Hmm. Not bad, Stoppable. But dont worry, itll be our little secret. Then her eyebrows lowered in that uniquely Shego-esque way. Not that youd go and blab about it. Then Kim and I would both have to kill you . . .

Uh, sure, heh-heh, our little secret . . . Ron replied, as he began to walk unsteadily toward the spy car.

And dont worry about Drakken, I wont let him hurt you guys. I have a little surprise that will help you guys escape once he and I are clear . . .

Ron and Shego returned with the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler. Excellent, Shego! Now tie Mr. Blond back up!

Hey! That wasnt the deal! Ron yelled.

Sorry, Stoppable. Shego gave Ron a wink as she bound Rons feet, but left his hands incompletely tied.

Now my victory is complete! Drakken cackled. The Large Hadron Collider is capable of artificially creating a black hole, and by harnessing its nearly limitless energy, my time travel device will have enough power to transport me anywhere in time! Ill start by going back in time to yesterday, where Ill be able to grab that nuclear device in Ms. Rockwalskayas dressing room before you meddlers even show up! And with the threat of nuclear annihilation, the world will be forced to bow down before its new master, Dr. Yes!

Drakken climbed the elevated platform to the control panel as Shego followed, carrying the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler. He began to push several buttons and adjust the dial on the time travel device. Moving several slide controllers to their maximum positions, the enormous hum of the Large Hadron Collider trebled in volume.

Farewell, Kim Possible! You thought you were all that, but youre not! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ron, any bright ideas? Kim pleaded.

Ron was perplexed as he tried to figure a way out of their dilemma. Ive got nothin Kim. Its not supposed to happen this way! We cant all be captured, or else how would we be able to escape?

All of a sudden, intruder alert klaxons began to echo through the cavern, and a dozen black-clad female figures suddenly appeared through an opening in the roof of the cavern. Releasing nylon ropes and quickly sliding down to the cavern floor, they immediately began tossing grenades into the electronic equipment. Brilliantly hued explosions detonated as huge arcs of electricity shot throughout the complex.

Suddenly, Shego tossed the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler to Ron as she yelled, Stoppable! Catch!

Not realizing that his hands were free, he reacted as any trained football star would and automatically caught the device. Whoa! Thanks, Shego! The female intruders in their stylishly form-fitting black outfits, and obviously dressed to kill in more than just one way, immediately rushed toward Ron.

AAAH! Now I AM being attacked by crazed supermodels!

The nearest woman removed her hood. Oh, Ron-san. I never get tired of your American-style jokes!

Ron was stunned. Yori! Boy, am I ever glad to see you!

Yes, Ron-san. And we are not crazed supermodels, we are Ninja supermodels! We have been sent to help you by the Yamanouchi Modeling Agency. Ms. Goodthighs assisted by providing us with a homing device in order to track and locate you.

Ron just swooned. Oh, man, Ive just died and gone to heaven . . .

Yori just giggled as he untied Rons feet. Yes, I could not imagine tengoku without you, Stoppable-san!

Tengoku? Uh, whats that, Yori?

She whispered in his ear, It has two meanings, Ron-san. One is heaven, and the other is . . . Her smile broadened as her half-closed eyes began to sparkle. Paradise. She then gave a very surprised Ron a brief but tender kiss.

Heh-heh, uh, is it suddenly getting hot in here all of a sudden, Yori?

Yoris laugh tinkled as delicately as a Japanese wind chime. Oh, Ron-san! You and your American-style bashfulness. But its time to leave quickly: this facility is about to completely destroy itself.

The ninjas had by now untied the rest of the others. Over the increasing explosions, Kim yelled, Thanks, Yori!

Ron began futilely trying to activate the Quantum Reverser, but failed to notice that once again, the battery pack had fallen out.

Drakken yelled, Youre too late! The black hole is beginning to form!

Kim flipped open her Kimmunicator. Wade! Emergency! Youve got to bring us back, now!

But Kim . . .

If you dont pull us back now, Drakken will escape into the past and well be stuck in limbo forever!

But I havent rebalanced the machine to include Jim and Tim yet! Stand by, Im going to try to increase the power to maximum and hope we dont have a burnout!

Hurry, Wade! Kim’s voice was tinged with desperation.

Wade dialed up the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducers power setting to maximum, then hit the emergency override connecting it to the local power grid. As the device began to pull huge amounts of energy from the grid, circuit breakers began to flip throughout the city, plunging first Middleton, then Lowerton, and finally Upperton into darkness. A cascade effect quickly began as the device continued to suck ever-increasing amounts of energy from the now-overloaded regional power grid. Massive circuit breakers throughout Colorado, and then the entire Midwest began to topple like so many gigantic dominoes. Half the country was now in total darkness, but the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer was finally ready for activation.

Rufus had in the meantime run up to Ron with the battery pack in his tiny clutches. Ta-da-da-DAH!

All right Rufus! And in the nick of time, little buddy! Ron slammed the battery pack into the Quantum Reverser and adjusted the device to wide-beam.

At the same moment, the Large Hadron Collider had completed its creation of a black hole, and Drakkens time machine now had the almost unimaginable power necessary to operate. Drakken laughed maniacally as he reached for the transport switch.

Wade then yelled through the Kimmunicator, Hold on, everybody! Im bringing you all back . . . now!

At precisely the same moment, Ron, Wade and Drakken hit their respective transport switches. There was a sudden deafening silence, and Time itself stood briefly still as the three devices began to battle each other for quantum supremacy. The explosions within the cavern had ceased as the very fabric of space-time began to tear apart at the sub-atomic level.

In the point in space equidistant between the Quantum Reverser, the Kimmunicator and Drakkens time machine, what looked like a multi-colored coruscating whirlpool had formed. And it was growing larger.

Yoris normally calm face now had a distinct tinge of fear. Oh, Ron-son! You and your American-style quantum cataclysms! She gave a quick but polite bow. So sorry, Ron-son, but it will now be my honor to . . . run for my life! She and the other Ninja supermodels tried to escape from the quantum whirlpool, but the faster they tried to run, the slower they appeared to move. Everyone appeared to be stretching as they each began to be drawn inexorably into the maelstrom.

Dr. P simply uttered, I have a very bad feeling about this . . .

The Tweebs were still beside themselves with excitement, as they exclaimed, Cool!

As Rufus chattered away in abject fear, Ron yelled, Yeah, this would be so cool if it werent going to reduce us all to our component atoms!

Shego felt as if her body was now made of soft-set Jell-O and being sucked through a tiny straw as she screamed, Drakken! . . . What . . . have . . . you . . . done?!

Bonnies eyes were wide-open with fright as she began to be pulled into the quantum tornado.

Kimmm . . . whatsss . . . happeninggg . . . tooo . . . usss?!

Kim tried to answer, Jussst . . . hollld . . . onnn . . . Bonnieee . . . !!

In his last moment of consciousness, Ron thought, Oh, man, this cant get any worse . . .

And then, it did.

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Well, which device will win, and will it get our band of adventurers home? Or are there still a few more surprises in store? Will Ron’s outing as Double Uh Oh get him into any hot water with Kim, or will he be able to blame it on the Magnetronic Personality Analyzer, or on his essential Ronness? As the saying goes, it’s not over until the fat lady sings . . . Update soon!