Kim Possible Porn Story: Failure Is The Only Option – Chapter 14

Kim Possible Porn Story: Failure Is The Only Option – Chapter 14

Disclaimer: Disney Corp already owns Kim Possible. Resistance is futile . . .

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Drakutus fixed Captain Kim Gangway with his cold, inhuman stare, as the red laser tracker in his one artificial eye flickered malevolently.

Kim sneered, So, Drakutus, changing your plans from world domination to galactic conquest?

He laughed evilly, his voice echoing in the cavernous control room. And why not? By the way, your times almost up, Kimberly Ann. He smiled grotesquely. Oh, and dont bother trying to run away, Ive got a tractor beam locked onto your ship.

Drakutus relaxed back into his command chair, pleased that at long last he had finally gotten the drop on his teenage foe. Kim tried to think what her next move should be.

Uh, Red Alert? she commanded. The Red Alert klaxon sounded as she asked her crew, And does anyone know how to put him on hold?

Bonnie pushed a few buttons, and Drakutus disappeared from the screen. His image was replaced by a wide-angle shot of the huge cube-shaped Berg ship, its immense black form instilling in Kim a sense of awe.

Whoa, this is one lair thats going to be really hard to take down. Ron! Do we have weapons, or shields, or anything?

He quickly replied, Checking, KP!

She then turned back to her Kimmunicator. Wade, weve got big trouble. Drakken is one of the Berg, and hes preparing to fire. Any great ideas?

Yeah, Kim. Try to use the ships computer for help.

Kim looked perplexed. The ships computer?

The charming voice of the Explorers computer spoke up. Thats what Im here for, Captain. Allow me to help. The strangely familiar voice of the computer continued. Six of Eight, rotate the shield harmonics to break the tractor beam lock. Rufus, get ready to fire the phasers on the target Ive locked on. And Ron, stand by for warp speed.

Bonnies fingers flew across the controls, rotating the shield harmonics. The ship lurched slightly as the tractor beam lock was broken. Wow! How did I know how to do that?

Ron grinned. Its your Berg implants, Bon-Bon. And I think they make you look very . . . Sixy!

Rufus hit his forehead with his paw. Oh, brother!

The computer ordered, Now, Rufus. Rufus uttered a cheerful Okay! as he hit the firing button. The phasers lanced out, hitting the precise spot the computer had targeted: the tractor beam emitter on the Berg ship. A brief flare indicated its destruction. Warp speed now, Mr. London. Ron manipulated the helm controls, barrel-rolling over the Berg cube and accelerating to warp speed, leaving a rainbow-hued trail behind them.

Kim breathed a sigh of relief, as star trails sped by on the viewscreen. Spankin! Good job everyone. And you rock, Computer!

You can call me Sadie, Kim, answered the computer.

Ron piped up, Sadie? As in Dr. Freemans car, Sadie?

Kim was pleasantly surprised. Sadie! I thought that sounded like you! What are you doing in this sitch?

Sadie sighed. Blame that on the writer, Kim.

Kim shook her head in understanding. Okay, whats next?

The ship lurched slightly as another long-range weapons impact hit the ship. Bonnie announced, The Berg cube is in pursuit, and closing.

Kim yelled, Ron, I never thought Id ever be asking this, but I need maximum warp speed, now! Without a moments hesitation, Ron punched in the command, and the Explorers engines thrummed with power as it accelerated to its maximum speed.

Booyah! Warp 9.97, Capn Kim!

Kim smiled and asked, Six, are we out of range of the Bergs weapons?

Bonnie sashayed over to another panel and entered several commands. Kim, were out of range of those losers, but theyve accelerated to Warp 9.98 and are closing. Theyll be in range again in . . . 90 seconds.

Ron couldnt help but notice how Six of Eights form-fitting jump suit accentuated every curve of her Berg-enhanced body. It reminded him of Sheilas clingy cat suit. Whoa, Ron! Head in the game, got to focus here, he thought to himself. And note to self, remember to buy one of those outfits for Kim for Halloween . . .

Kim then asked, Sadie, how do I contact the engine room? Sadie replied, Just press your comm badge, and ask for Engineering. Kim pressed the comm badge on her uniform and said, Come in, Engineering! Scotty, are you there?

Scotty who? was the confused reply. This is Lt. Torrid, Captain.

Oops! Heh-heh, sorry! Wrong sitch, Kim quickly apologized. Were being pursued by the Berg, and we need maximum emergency override warp power or whatever it is that we need to escape.

Lt. Bwana Torrid, the half-human, half-Klingon Engineering Chief, simply shrugged her shoulders. Aye, Captain, cutting in Maximum Emergency Override Warp Power Or Whatever It Is That We Need To Escape . . . now! The ship shot forward again.

Were now at Warp 9.98, Kim! Ron said excitedly.

Bwana warned, But Captain, we can only maintain this speed for a few minutes. Any more, and well be courting disaster.

Why, will the ship explode? Kim asked.

No, were using energy from the coffee makers and mini-fridges, and theyll burn out. Remember when the same thing happened in Episode 42, and the crew mutinied?

Ron interrupted, Uh, I thought that was Episode 84, Bwana . . .

No, she responded testily. Youre confusing it with Space Passage: The Next Incarnation.

No, Im sure it was Episode 84 of Explorer, Ron stated with certainty.

Growing angrier, Bwana responded, No, you silly p’tahk, and Id reconsider that answer unless you want to be sleeping on the floor tonight!

Kims eyebrows shot up in surprise as she thought, Oh great, here we go again. Ron . . . !

Ron smiled sheepishly as he explained, Uh, yeah, Bwana and Ron London are married on this episode.

Kim sighed deeply. Ron, we need to have a long talk once were out of this sitch . . .

Bonnie then cut in. Uh, hello space people, but that Berg cubie thingy has increased speed to Warp 9.99 and is closing again. Contact in 30 seconds . . .

Just then, she froze. A voice in her head eerily spoke to her. Six . . . Six of Eight . . . can you hear me?

Bonnie hesitated. Who . . . who are you?

I am the beginning . . . the end. The one who is many. I am the Berg, and I am . . . your Queen.

Bonnie crossed her arms and frowned. You are so not my Queen. If anyone should be Queen, it should be me! Everyone suddenly turned and looked at Bonnie.

With a concerned look on her face, Kim asked, Bonnie, are you okay?

Bonnie replied testily, Excuse me, on a call here! She turned away and continued to speak. Besides, you sound a lot like that green flamy chick that helps Dr. D all the time.

Six . . . you are my favorite drone, and I need you back in the Collection. Stop the ship so we can board her, and I promise no one will be harmed . . .

No way! Like I really believe that! She turned to the Captain and blurted, Kim, that green lady says shes the Berg Queen and wants me to stop the ship!

Just then, the viewscreen changed from the pursuing Berg cube to that of the Berg Queen. She radiated a virulent green glow, though her skin now had a sickly grayish cast. Her body suit was now totally black, exposing her greenish-gray shoulders. What little she had left of her long dark hair was tied back in a tight ponytail, and her eyes glowed with an almost malignant evil. But in spite of her new alien form, it was still clear who she still was.

Shego . . . Kim spoke her name through gritted teeth.

Ron wailed, Shegos the Berg Queen? Bad thing! Very bad thing!

Captain Kimmie, I presume? So, how do you like my new look? Shego purred, spinning around like some kind of evil alien runway model.

It suits you to an evil T, Shego! Kim hissed.

Okay, Princess, down to business. Hand over the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler, and Ill consider letting you live.

No way, Shego! Weve defeated you before, and well do it again!

Shego just yawned. My prior defeats are irrelevant. Resistance is futile, yada-yada. She waved her hand in bored dismissal.

Shegos lazy reply infuriated Kim. Resistance is never futile! Well fight you to our last breath!

Shego replied with a malicious grin. Have it your way, Cupcake . . .

Just then, the screen split into two images, one displaying Shego and the other showing Drakutus.

Drakutus whined, Shego, Im in charge here, and Ill make the decisions!

Not this time, Drakutus! Shego growled. Youre just a drone here. Im the Queen, and Ill be calling the shots from now on!

Shego, this is no time to be questioning the nature of our relationship! Drakutus yelled.

Tough, Dr. D! I happen to like my newfound power, and all of those thousands of hunky drones, all at my personal beck and call. And just remember that on this show, I can disconnect you from the Collection with just a thought, and youd go poof! Shego snapped her fingers for effect.

Drakutus hesitated. Uh, lets not be rash now, Shego, er, my queen. . .

While Shego and Drakutus continued to bicker, Ron whispered to Kim. Kim! I have an idea how to disable that Berg cube. Its called Emergency Deceleration: if we drop out of warp suddenly and come to a complete stop, the energy release would be powerful enough to do some bon-diggety damage to their ship, if its close enough. Its dangerous, but it just might work!

Kim considered the plan. Are you sure itll work, Ron? And just where did you find out about this tactic?

Uh, Space Passage: Tactical Assault III, on the zBox platform?

Oh no, Ron, not another computer game! Kim sighed. All right, well use it as a last resort, but only on my command, okay?

Ron smiled. No problem! I got your back, KP!

The Berg cube had by now closed the range and opened fire on the Explorer. Huge explosions shook the ship as the cubes massive weapons lanced out, rapidly reducing their shields.

Shields down to 60%! reported Bonnie.

Rufus, return fire, all weapons! ordered Kim.

His little paws furiously punching the fire control buttons, multiple phasers and photon torpedoes struck the Berg cube, exploding with colorful pyrotechnics across its massive sides. But the Berg cube continued its relentless fire.

Shields down to 35%! yelled Bonnie.

Sadie, any effect of our weapons on the cube? Kim asked hopefully.

If a computer could sigh, Sadie would have. Kim, the Berg cube has multiple regenerative shield emitters, multiple redundant systems and self-regeneration capability.

Uh, Sadie, I didnt understand a word you said, but that didnt sound good . . .

Sorry, Kim. No effect.

Continue firing, Rufus! Kim commanded, as another massive volley struck the Explorer.

Shields down! Kim, do something! Bonnie screamed, as further explosions rocked the ship.

Rons fear now equalled his excitement. This would be so cool if it wasn’t going to be the last thing we ever saw!

Sadie, whats our status? Kim hollered over the din of the emergency klaxons.

Sadie reported the damage. Shields inoperative, weapons and transporters offline, damage to port impulse engine, warp drive still functional.

Kim? Ron was ready to hit the button to engage Emergency Deceleration.

The cube ceased fire, and the Explorer shook violently as it was captured by another tractor beam. A green energy beam shot out and began slicing into the hull.

Kim! Ron yelled.

Sadie reported again. Neutron cutting beam is compromising the hull. Explosive decompression in 10 seconds.

Ron, NOW! Emergency Deceleration!

Ron hit the controls, bringing the Explorer from Warp 9.9 to zero velocity in a matter of seconds. The artificial gravity generators screamed in protest, but not enough to keep the crew from being thrown around violently as the ship ground to a halt. Sparks flew as systems overloaded, and the ship lurched from one side to the other as the cubes neutron cutting beam disengaged.

Emanating from the Explorers warp engines, the massive energy pulse caused by their sudden stop struck the Berg cube full force, not only knocking it out of warp, but also obliterating the entire side that faced the Explorer. The lights on the cube flickered briefly, then went out completely. The cube hung dead in space.

The emergency lighting had activated on the bridge of the Explorer. Kim waved her hands to try and clear some of the smoke. Is everyone okay?

Ron picked himself up off of the floor. Looks like were a little shaken up, Kim, but okay otherwise. How are you doing, Rufus?

Rufus rubbed a small bump on his head. Ohh, Im okay!

Bonnie was inspecting her face in her compact. Kim! Ive got a horrible blemish from all this stress!

Kim just rolled her eyes as she turned to the computer. Sadie! Whats our status?

Warp drive, main power and all other systems offline. Life support currently operating on emergency battery power.

Kim turned toward the computer. Sadie, main screen on. Can you scan the Berg ship?

Sadie replied, Yes. Berg systems also temporarily down, damage to the cubes forward hull.

Can you estimate how soon before they restore their power?

It probably wont take them long, Kim. I estimate 15 minutes.

Kim hit her comm badge. Bwana! We need power back on quick, before the Berg can repair themselves!

Bwana coughed through the smoke in Engineering as she replied, Things are a mess down here, Captain! Ill do what I can, but itll be awhile. Ill let you know when I have a better idea. Torrid out.

Just then, Bonnie started to receive a new radio transmission. Six? Six of Eight? Can you hear me? Its the Doctor!

With a puzzled look on her face, she asked, Doctor who?

No, not Doctor Who, thats another series entirely! This is Dr. Possible, and I seem to be the Emergency Medical Holograph in this show. But Im not on the Explorer, Im trapped on the Berg cube!

Bonnies eyes widened. Kim! Your dads OK, but hes some kind of Emergency Medical Hula-Hoop, and hes on that cubie thingy over there!

Kim was visibly relieved at the good news that her father was all right. Dads OK? Thats great! But where is he on that ship, and how can we get him back here?

Sadie responded, Ive located his position via his commlink. A small blinking red light appeared on the screen showing his location on the Berg cube. The transporters are down, but the Alpha Flyer is still operational. Im downloading his coordinates to its navicomputer. Ron can pick him up.

No, well all go, Kim ordered. I dont want us split up if we can help it.

Sadie replied, Then just step into the turbolift everyone, and Ill take you to the shuttle bay. And good luck, Kim!

In moments, they were all on the hanger deck, boarding the Alpha Flyer. Ron was even more excited than usual. This is so cool, Kim! Were saving your dad, and I get to fly the coolest shuttlecraft in Space Passage history!

Whoop! Whoop! Geek alert, Kim! was Bonnies reply.

Kim grinned. Bonnie, just be thankful that Ron is a geek, or else you might be spending a lot more time as a former Berg drone . . .

Bonnies hand shot up to the implant above her eyebrow. I take it back! she yelled.

And with that, Ron piloted the Alpha Flyer towards the disabled Berg cube.

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Ron followed the coordinates that Sadie had provided, and soon they flew through the Berg cubes residual shielding and into the cube itself.

Bonnie spotted Dr. P first. There he is, Kim!

Dr. P waved as he saw them approach and land. As soon as the hatch opened, Kim rushed to him, giving him a big hug.

Dad! Im so glad youre OK!

Mr. Dr. P smiled. Oh, Im fine, Kimmie-Cub. But we better get out of here before the Berg can restore their systems.

Kim frowned. But if they restore their power before we can, were back at square one. Too bad this cube doesnt have a self-destruct switch.

All eyes suddenly turned to Ron.

Wait! Ive got an idea. Ron smiled conspiringly at the Doctor. Dr. P, can you interface my iPod into this Berg regeneration node thingy?

Dr. P took Rons iPod. Sure, Ronald, but why would . . . ah! Episode 75?

Rons eyes gleamed with a devilish look. Right you are, Mr. Dr. P! He continued in a hushed tone. The Next Incarnation, Episode 75.

Bonnie simply crossed her arms and petulantly asked, Does anybody other than these geeks know what theyre talking about?

Kim smiled. Trust me, Bonnie, I think these geeks are going to save our skins.

If you have any skin left, that is.

Kim spun around as she recognized who had just uttered those words.

Queen Shego, I presume? Kim immediately crouched into a defensive posture.

Shego stood before them, her green glow pulsing malevolently as she casually walked towards Kim. You got it, Kimmie. Youre not the only one with sensors to pick up the Doctors location.

Kim noticed her new Berg attire. Still green and black, Shego? Thats so last week!

Still a smart-mouth cheerleader? Lets see if I can rectify that. Once youve been assimilated into the Berg Collection, Princess, youll make a nice personal slave to me, your new Queen!

Kim looked perplexed. Assimi-what?

Shego shot back, Assimilated! AS-SIM-IL-ATE . . . oh, never mind. Youll find out soon enough.

Shego fired a plasma blast at Kim, which she deftly avoided. The blast ruptured an induction pipe, spraying Ron with a burst of steam.

Ow! Ow! Ron screamed, grabbing his behind. Hot steamy badness!

Kim raced to attack Shego, but before she could close the distance, Bonnie yelled, Kim! No!

Bonnie launched herself at Kim, knocking her out of the way, but failing to avoid Shegos assimilation tubules. The tubes pierced deep into Bonnies neck, as she gasped in surprise.

Shego smirked at Bonnie. Ha! Berg nanoprobes are now coursing through your veins. Your assimilation will begin immediately, and your friends are next!

I dont think so, Flame Queen! Been there, done that! And with a quick back flip, she landed deftly behind Shego. Launching a powerful kick, she caught Shego off guard and knocked her into a regeneration alcove, which promptly exploded. Shego was now out cold.

Ron yelled, Wow, Bonnies stepped up, Kim-style! Way to go, Six of Eight!

Kim was astounded. Thanks, Bonnie! That . . that was amazing! How did you do that?

Bonnie just smirked. Well Kim, I already had those nano-proby thingies in me, and they allowed me to kinda . . . listen in on Miss Green Queens thoughts. She was expecting an attack from you, not me. And as much as Id like to be the cheer squad leader, I dont think Id be happy with you totally out of the picture as a Berg drone.

Kim as a Berg? Ron shuddered. Yeah, thatd be just so sick and wrong! Right, Rufus?

Yeah, wrongsick! the naked mole rat agreed.

Suddenly, a low hum was heard, rapidly escalating both in pitch and volume. Sparks began to shoot from wall panels, and explosions were heard emanating from deep within the ship.

The Doctor spoke. Time to leave, kids! Rockets are go!

Um, Mr. Dr. P, thats a Captain Constellation tag line, Ron pointed out.

Dr. P chuckled, Ohhhh, I know, Ronald, but thats the best I could come up with on short notice. But it fits!

As they all began to climb back into the Alpha Flyer, Drakutus appeared from out of a corridor on the Berg ship. As he tried to help Shego up, he yelled, Six of Eight! You think youre all that, but youre not!

Bonnie slyly looked over at Kim. Oooh, does that mean I have a new signature line, Kim?

Before Kim could launch a smart retort, Ron interceded. Dont worry about it Kim, were almost done with this sitch, and Six of Eight. Remember that she helped you defeat a super-Shego evil, and that Bonnies only high-school evil. A half-Berg hottie evil . . .

Ron . . .! Kim warned, as they all strapped themselves in.

Ron quickly backpedaled. Sorry KP! Just drifted for a moment. But I do have some Halloween costume ideas for you . . .

Dr. P cleared his throat. And I have some black hole ideas for you too, Ronald.

Ron gulped, blanching at the thought.

Teenage Boys . . . Kim sighed in exasperation. By the way, Ron, how did you and my Dad manage to start the Berg self-destruct back there?

Ron leaned back in his command seat, hands behind his head and a slightly smug look on his face. Oh, I just set my iPod to repeat The Naked Mole Rap on continuous play. When we tied it into one of the Berg regeneration nodes, it set up an uncontrollable feedback loop, and viola! Self-destruct sequence, Capn Kim! Ah-Booyah!

Kim giggled, Thats voila, Ron, but you and Dad still rock. Which reminds me . . . Kim picked up her Kimmunicator. Wade, time to bring us home. Wade? Are you there, Wade? The Kimmunicator appeared to be dead. Kim flipped it over, and spotted a jagged piece of Berg induction pipe poking through the back. Oh, just great. Okay, everybody, time for Plan B. Ron, do we have the Quantum Reverser and Dimensional Compiler with us?

Yup, KP, got it right here. But didnt Wade say . . .

No time, Ron! That cubes going to blow up any second! Kim hit her comm badge one last time. Sadie! The Berg ship is about to self-destruct! Whats your status?

Sadies calm voice came on line. Kim, Lt. Torrid has one of the impulse engines running and were moving away from the Berg cube. We also have minimal shields back, so we should withstand the explosion.

Kim breathed a sigh of relief. Thats good news, Sadie. Im placing Lt. Torrid temporarily in command. Weve made . . . other plans, and wont be returning to the ship. It was great working with you again, Sadie.

Kim could almost feel Sadie smile. Understood, Kim. The pleasure has been all mine. Good luck. Explorer out.

Kim turned to her Dad and Bonnie. OK, everybody, stand by. Ron, punch it!

As Ron pushed the button to take them into a new episode, the Berg cube exploded in a magnificent fireball, sending huge fragments of metal hurtling harmlessly into space.

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Well, Captain Kim and the crew of the Explorer seem to have acquitted themselves quite well against Drakutus and Shego. And kudos of those who guessed Shego would be the Berg Queen, and that Mr. Dr. P should be puttting in an appearance in our little space opera. But will they be making it all the way back home yet, or are there further complications as they try to return to reality? There are more surprises in store, so stay tuned for the next exciting chapter!

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