Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Mr Impressive Chapter 1
My Evil Beloved
The Shego & Drakken Show
Episode 13, Season 1: Mr. Impressive
It was a beautiful morning in the Caribbean as Shego reclined in her beach chair. She and Drakken had rented a boat captain for the day and were going to spend the morning lazily cruising off shore. Of course, nothing was ever that easy
Phhlook at this thing! Drakken remarked with his arms crossed. Ive had wind-up toys with more power! he said. Like hell you have! the captain shot back while steering the boat. This baby is top of the line! You cant the captain began. Oh please! Whats this thing23 horsepower!? HA! Drakken interrupted. The captains face dropped into an angry scowl. For youre information he began. I mean reallyI could ROW faster than this thing! Drakken interrupted again. You wanna see what this puppy can do!? You got it! the captain shot back. He pushed up the throttle and jerked the wheel. Drakken quickly grabbed the railing behind him and tried to hide his surprise. Shego was lazily flipping through a magazine. Will you two stop arguing already? Ah! she said falling out of her chair and spilling iced tea all over herself. DRAKKEN! she yelled standing up. He looked at her with fearful eyes, then back at the captain. A smug look fell over his face. Oh come on Shego! I just wanna see what this old RUST BUCKET can do! he shouted. Rust Bucket aye!? Ill show ya a RUST BUCKET! the captain replied.
They were sitting in a rubber raft as the boat sped off. Drakken swallowed hard as he watched the captain wave back at them. Y-you know ShegoI dont know what HIS problem was he said. Slowly, he turned around to face her, and his eyes grew wide. Shego was sitting there with her arms folded, looking as though she was going to rip his head off. Drakkens head sank low and he smiled sheepishly at her. Nice going dumbass! she said with a growl. Sh-Shegoha-how was I supposed to know hed throw us overboard!? he pleaded. How about when he said, Im gonna throw you two overboard if you dont cut it out! she shot back. Wellhow was I supposed to know he meant it! he said. How about when he said, I MEAN IT! she yelled throwing a fist in the air and lighting it up. Drakken sank low again. Wellwha-why couldnt you get angry at HIM andand stop him! he said. Because Im on va-ca-tion! And Im not about to get thrown out of our hotel for beating up some stupid captain! Now paddle us to shore! she yelled. Drakken looked at her and then at the distant beach. Thats an awfully long way Shegocould youhelp? he asked. NOW! she yelled. Right right! Here we go! Drakken said frantically smacking the water.
A few hours later, they were window-shopping on the boardwalk. Come here folks! Step right up and take a spin on the world famous marry-go-round! a man in a red shirt yelled. Gah! Please! Those things are so boring! Drakken replied as they passed the man. Oh? And what have YOU done that is so amazing!? the man shot back in frustration. For YOUR information! Ive saved the world! Drakken replied. Sure buddy! And Im the Queen of England! the man said. Drakken wasnt about to let this insult stand, just as the man turned to welcome a group of tourists onto the ride, he grabbed his shirt. I HAVE saved the world! HELLO! Blue skin! Ponytail! Its ME! Dr. Drakken! he yelled. Drakken waved his hand and was about to mention Shego when he noticed that she had her hand up over her face. The man with the red shirt looked in awe at Drakken for a second, then said, Hey yea! I saw you two on TV! Everybody! Look! Its them guys who beat the aliens! Everyone on the boardwalk suddenly stopped and began crowding around Drakken and Shego. It is them mom! a kid yelled. Oh! Can I get an autograph!? another person said. I want a picture! someone else yelled. Ooo! Wait wait! a voice called out. The crowd got closer and closer until they were almost upon them. Shego suddenly grabbed Drakkens arm and jumped off of the back of the boardwalk. They hit the beach, ran down the street, and ducked under a bridge. Hold on Shego! I cant catch my Drakken began to say. She suddenly slammed him against the wall of a building and lit up her hand. What the hell is wrong with you!? she yelled. What!? Drakken replied. Youre gonna have every person in this stinkn city after us if you keep doing stuff like that! she screamed. He stopped for a second and looked at the ground. Ohhehesorry he said. GAH! Lets go! Shego yelled letting go of him.
Who the heck is that!? Drakken asked reading the sign in front of him. Chef La Dugoodhes like got his own show or whatever Shego replied. Well what do WE care about that!? he said. Normallynothingtodaya lotsee what hes cooking!? she asked. Ooohha Seafood Buffet! How original! Shego! I can make you one of he began. She quickly waved his comment off. Yea yea, but were on va-ca-tionand hes going to COOK for USnow come on! she said pulling him into the building.
They were seated with several other couples around a countertop that sat in front of a large kitchen. Howd you get this gig? Drakken whispered. I have my ways Shego replied smirking at him. And heeere he is! Chef La Dugood! a man behind them said. Everyone started clapping as a skinny man with a moustache and large hat stepped out into the kitchen. Thank you all VERY much for joining me today! Im sure youll find it a very SATISFYING decision! Dugood said. A few people laughed and Chef La Dugood nodded in appreciation. What Ive planned for you today is a very special Seafood Dinner! Dugood said. PhhI thought this was going to be a BUFFET! Drakken said to Shego. SHH! she said. What was that my friend? Dugood asked looking at them. I SAIDI thought this was going to be a BUFFETnot some lousy dinner! Drakken replied. Dugood looked at them blankly for a second and then let out a big laugh. Oh dont worry! Im sure youll enjoy EVERY BIT of this feast! Dugood said chuckling. Shego licked her lips as she watched the him mix together the batter for the fish and pull out the special seasoning. Drakken growled as he saw this, feeling quite jealous. Ah! And what do you think of THIS my friends!? Dugood said holding up a plate of fish. Looks a little OVER-COOKED! Drakken shot back. Oh my friend! Trust me! This is one tasty bunch of Dugood began. Blah! Ive seen better food on the street! Drakken said. Oh really!? Do you think YOU could do any better friend? Dugood teased. As a matter of fact Drakken said getting up and running into the kitchen. I think I can!
He bumped Dugood off to the side and picked up a bottle of cooking oil. First offyou didnt use enough of this! he said. What are you doing!? Shego angrily whispered. Trust me Shego! This guy NEEDS a few pointers! he replied. Just then, Dugood ran over and grabbed the bottle of cooking oil. Hey! I didnt mean literally RIGHT NOW! Dugood screamed. Gimme that! Drakken yelled as they fought over the bottle. As they struggled, the bottle spilled onto the stove, causing flames to shoot up instantly. Ah! Im on fire! Drakken screamed running around. Get it off! Get it off! Dugood yelled behind him. They both rolled around on the floor for a few moments until they had apparently put it out. Drakken stood up and wiped his forehead. Whew! he said. At that exact moment, the fire alarm went off and the sprinkler system in the ceiling as well. People screamed as they were drenched in a downpour of water that soaked everything. Drakken looked around at the crowd of fleeing people. My..my beautiful dinner! Dugood said crying over his plate of fish. Drakken felt himself begin to smile evilly, when he noticed Shego. She was sitting at the table with her arms folded. Sh-ShegoIm sorry about he began. Dont talkIm going to the Spa she said. The Spa!? Now!? But I dont he started to say. ALONE! she shot back. But why!? Drakken asked. I need to get away from you for a little whileAND your annoying attitude! she said. ShegoI was only trying to impress you! he replied. I KNOW! And in the processyouve RUINED the past two days of my VACATION! she yelled. Drakken swallowed hard at this and looked away. Butbut what am I supposed to do he said. I dont CARE! Go play with your stinkn tools if it makes you happy…do whatever you want! Im sick of trying to make you enjoy yourself! Just leave me alone! she said getting up and walking away. But Drakken said. Ill see you tonight! Shego shot back before leaving the room. Drakken pulled out his cell phone and frantically punched in some numbers. Hello? Big Jim? This is Ol BlueHey I was wondering if you could do me a favorany chance we could get the boys down here? he said.
Shego was lying on her stomach as she got her back massaged. Jeez, being with Drakken makes a trip to the spa a weekly must! she thought. Why does he have to go and try impressing me anyway? I already TOLD him I love him! she said to herself. He must REALLY love you then the girl next to her said. Huh!? Shego said in shock as she realized shed been talking out loud. Yea, it sounds to me like he knows you like him, but like hes still afraid of losing you the girl said. Really!? Shego replied. Oh yea! Look, you must mean a lot to him, because if youve already told him you love him and he STILL acts like hes trying to win you overthen he must really be in for the long-haul she said. What are you saying? Shego asked. He just wants to make sure that youll ALWAYS be hisforever the girl replied. Shego smiled as the words began to sink in. Woweven after all weve been through Shego said quietly. Yep, even now I bet he STILL cant believe hes waking up to you the girl said. Heyhowd you know we Shego began. I can just see it the girl replied. Shego smiled as she thought, Together forever
Ok so WHY have I never heard of this place!? Shego asked as they walked into a small bar. Because Shegoits wellnot quite your thing Drakken said. She looked around and her eyes grew wide as she caught sight of a stage. Oh no! Oh no no no! We are NOT doing Karaoke Night! Were on vacation! she said growing angry. Relax Shego! Karaoke requires someone to sing a song that already exists! Drakken said patting her back as she sat down. THIS song is original! he said beaming with excitement. Shegos pupils shot down until they were almost non-existent. Now you just wait there! Drakken said as he walked up to the stage. ImIm going to kill him Shego said with wide eyes. Hello? This thing on? Drakken said tapping the microphone. Hello everyone! Good Evening! Id like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to my bandBad News! he said. WHAT!? Shego said in disbelief. On drums weve got Mad Larryon bass is Groovin Georgelead guitar is Shreddin Sammyand of course meOl Blue Drew! Drakken said taking a bow. Oh my Shego said smacking herself in the face. Weve got a very special song tonightthat I wrotefor a veryspecial person he said looking over at Shego. He pulled at his collar as he saw her expression. Its calledLovin Evil
Drakken lowered his head and began to sing as Shreddin Sammy followed him on acoustic guitar
C G
I was one timejust, a lonely man
C G
Doing all thingsthe bestI can
F G F G
Then I foundone dayand I hope shell hear me say
F G C
That I neededanotherwaaaaaaaayyyyy
At that moment, the rest of the band joined in and the song kicked off
C G
Now Im eviland I think thats here to stay
C G
Ive been on this pathfor a long time I should say
F G
If the wooooorldwere to fall
F G
I had hoped it would be my faaaauuult
C G
It was never easyfighting all alone
C G
The streets are coldand I never had a home
F G
Then I foundin you
F G
A love that was realits truuuuuuueeeee
C
Oh, you!
C G
Days and weeksturned to months and years
C G
Bitter fightspillows soaked with tears
F G
And wealways knew
F G
Id never come close… without you
C G
Failuresthey mock my every step
C G
My prideI really had none left
F G
And Ialways knew
F G
I just couldnt live… without you
C
Oh, you!
The band hammered out the final chord for a few more moments and then suddenly shot into a different sound altogether
Am E
Dark haired beauty in the night
Am E
With the glowing hands that shine so bright
Am E
Youre a villain, youre a thief
Am E
Steal my heart, in my sleep
C E
Will ya smile, once for me
C E
Will you letour love be
Am E
Evil vixen of my dreams
Am E
Tear me down, at the seams
C E
Id give it allup for you
C E
If youd take me backlove me true
The band suddenly stopped as Sammy picked out a few final notes and Drakken uttered a few final lines.
And I cant-keep-fight-ingcant-keep-liv-ingwith-out youby-my-side
I dont want-togo-to-sleepa-looooonneee.Sheeeeeeeeeeegooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Drakken lowered his head again and the room lit up with applause from the audience. There were cheers and whistles, but Drakken kept his head low and took a deep breath. Shes either disgusted even more with meor already gone he thought. When he looked up, she was still there smiling. He stepped down from the stage and walked towards her, unaware of everything else around him. She met him halfway, and they embraced. After a long, passionate kiss, they pulled apart and looked into each others eyes. You wrote that for me? Shego asked. Yes I didmostly today he replied. She lookedimpressed at this, but the next question was not what Drakken had expected. Soyou mean to tell me that I said it was ok for you to play with your little toolsand you still didnt!? she said. Drakken made a face and looked off to the side. She cupped her hand around his cheek and pulled him in for a kiss. Now THATS impressive! she said locking onto his lips.
If at first you don’t succeed…lol (Bad News rocks!)
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*Don’t miss Episode 14: “Loving Affection” coming soon…very (this weekend-ish)