Kim Possible Porn Story: Unconventional – Chapter 1

Ron wasnt sure how hed gotten into bed. All he knew was that he was sleepy. Very sleepy. And Kim was a nice warm weight, something that he could cuddle with to keep himself warm in his oddly cold room. Or was it Kims room?

Oh well Ron thought to himself, burying his face into his bedmates shoulder. His arms tightened around her body, shifting both their weights slightly to make himself more comfortable as his right arm was trapped under her body. Kim moved and a familiar voice grumbled incoherently, but she soon settled down again.

He sighed and inhaled, smelling a familiar yet different scent from her skin and hair. Huh. Thats weird. I dont remember Kim saying that she was going to change her body washand why is this making me feel like I should be running for cover?

Ron opened his eye slowly, surprised at how hard it was to accomplish and opened his mouth to ask Kim if shed bought some new shampoo or something when he realized that there was a problem.

A big problem.

A big, green problem.

A big, green, scary, flame-producing, short-tempered and evil problem.

Who was laying next to him.

In his arms.

Startled and panicked, he cried out while both jumping and falling ungracefully out of the bed, partially dragging the green villainess with him across the bed. He tried to catch his breath and his bearings as the form on the bed slowly came to consciousness.

Abruptly pulled from her dreamland, Shego gave a short quick cry of indignation as she tried to wake herself up enough to ask her latest boy toy what hed been thinking. Hed better have a damn good reason for waking me up like this she grumbled to herself.

Shego rose onto her knees, wiping the sleep out of her eyes and narrowed them. Her mouth opened, ready to deliver a sassy irate remark when her eyes landed on her bedmate.

And she froze.

The sight her eyes beheld did not compute.

This wasnt her room. The design didnt matching her usual green-and-black color scheme, instead being a deep crimson comforter soft enough to make even the most sensitive-skinned person content. This was a king sized bed, the design matching the quality which Shego was accustomed to; spacious, high-class, and luxurious beyond compare. These were 100 percent Egyptian cotton sheets on the floor, crumpled in a pile from the hasty exit from her bed. And there was the cheerleaders sidekick standing there, the sheets still wrapped around one of his legs as if hed actually been the one laying with her.

Wait

Oh no.

Nono– Aww!

The sidekick?! The SIDEKICK? And— gah, hes— and Im and we Shego felt a wave of nausea hit her as the reason for her loose, relaxed feeling finally made its way into her brain.

Meanwhile, Ron looked about the room in wonder. Hed never been in another girls room besides Kims, and as weird as the situation was with waking up next to Shego, he couldnt help but to take a look around.

Shego coughed, catching Rons attention again and his gaze shifted back to her face. Now that he had some of his bearings back, he wasnt nearly as afraid as hed been before. His Mystical Monkey Powers were much easier to control now that he was able to focus and he knew that if push came to shove that he could take her on.

Uhsport? Ya might wanna put something on there. Shego smirked and, uncharacteristically, blushed slightly, her cheeks blotching. The view isnt exactly one that I like to wake up to in the morning.

What are you-Ron began before noticing where her gaze was aimed. Looking down, he was shocked to see himself in all his glory. Gah!

Grabbing the sheets from around his leg, he pulled them up to cover himself. Unfortunately when he did so he pulled them out from under Shegos feet; with a cry the ex-villainess fell over backwards with her feet high up in the air giving Ron a view of her Oh my Ron thought. Shego was quick to recover however as she flipped over and brought herself back to her feet.

Why you little Shego said lighting her hands on fire. The sidekick wasnt looking at her hands however, he was looking at her…oh. Looking down Shego remembered that she was also nude. Extinguishing her palms, she quickly moved to cover herself up, bringing her left arm up across her chest and her right arm covering up her groin. Eyes up top sidekick! she snapped. Ron finally snapped out of his daze and looked at her face.

Shego! What have you done to mewheres Kim? he demanded.

How should I know where Princess is? she said, covering herself with the bed covers. She stopped, her head raising, and said Unless..

Unless? Ron waved his free hand in a continue motion.

Shegos eyes widened in terror. Oh noI didnt sleep with her too, did I?

What? Ron nearly lost hold of the sheet that was keeping him decent. No! Nuh-uh, no way! Ron yelled. Then, to make sure, called for Kim. No one answered. For a few moments neither spoke, until finally Shego took a step forward causing Ron to yelp. He thought he could take her, but those flames still hurt. What are you doing?

Im going to go take a shower she growled at him. He moved in front of her blocking her way. Oh no you dont! Not until I get some answers! he demanded.

Look. Shego said getting impatient. I dont know where we are. And Im guessing that you dont either, to which Ron nodded. In that case, Im going to go take a shower and then Im going to go get some real answers. Unless you want to be toast, get out of my way.

Ron got out of her way.

While Shego was in the shower, Ron took a look around the room. Now that he was more awake it was obvious that it was a hotel room rather than a regular bedroom.

A very expensive hotel room.

Ron couldnt help but feel a bit envious as he opened the French doors leading out to the main area. It was bigger than his entire room in there! Heck, most of his house could easily fit in the massive space that the room provided. There was a dining room table which sat across the room which was long enough to have seated his entire family, including the cousins, uncles, aunts And though Ron wasnt much good with woodworking, even he could admire the effort put into not only the table, but the rest of the furniture as well.

His eyes traveled from the dining area to the kitchen (which was still bigger than his room). It had a stove with convection tops and a large refrigerator that looked like it could hold enough food to feed a family of 10 easily. The sight of which caused Rons stomach to growl almost instantly. Suddenly hungry, Ron opened the fridge door but was disappointed to see that it was empty.

Ron was about to throw his old clothes back on and go see if there vending machine nearby when he happened to look on the desk, where Shego had laid her purse. Curiosity getting the better of him, he quietly flipped the lid open. Spotting the wallet, he pulled it out to look at her ID. The name Sharon Gates was printed on it next to a picture of Shego.

At long last, I know Shegos real name!

The next moment he was disappointed as his eye caught something else. Under the wallet were several other IDs, each with a picture of Shego and a different name. Linda Blair. Mary Adams. Christy Dutrie. Theyre aliases Ron realized. Which meant the one in her wallet was probably fake too.

Giving up on both finding out more about Shego and on the search for food Ron sat back down on the bed and turned on the TV trying to find something to watch. He settled on an old episode of the Fearless Ferret and, laying down, waited for Shego to get out of the shower.

A few minutes later she did, coming out of the restroom wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around her body and another one wrapped around her head.

You might give it a minute to warm up. she said as he started to move. Looking at her body and picturing it without the towel, Ron decided he didnt want to wait for anything to warm up. Practically running into the bathroom, he quickly shed the shirt he had slipped on and climbed into the shower, where he turned the water as cold as he could get it. He began imagining increasingly disgusting things so as to get the image of a naked Shego out of his head. It was the image of Monkey Fist in a two-piece that did it; he quickly calmed down and tried to enjoy his shower.

This gave Ron time to think. Hadnt been able to figure out why or how he had woken up in bed with Shego, nor did his memories tell him where he was or what had happened the night before. Last thing he could remember wasactually, he couldnt remember what the last thing he remembered was. Which was odd to say the least.

Finishing his shower, Ron dried off and wrapped a towel around him. The only clothing that had been his that he had found in the room was his trademark mission clothes, which made him think he had been on a mission or somethingbut the last one of those he could remember had been against Dementoror was it Killigan? Even here his memory didnt want to work for him.

Stepping out of the bathroom, Ron saw Shego fully dressed and combing her hair by the desk mirror. She was wearing the outfit from when she had been turned good by the Reverse Polarizer.

Smirking, he turned toward her. Hey teach- he began, but she interrupted. Make a joke and your dead. she stated flatly, killing Rons mood. He dressed quickly, careful not to show anything to Shego. Not that she hadnt already seen it all.

When the two of them were both fully dressed, they checked the room once more for any clue to what had happened. Finding none, they headed downstairs.

Ah, Miss Gates, so nice to see you again the clerk behind the counter said to Shego when they had gotten to the front of the checkout line. I take it you enjoyed your stay with us? he asked in a pleasant voice. Nodding, Shego handed him the room key. She then turned to see that Ron was still with her.

Well, this is where we part sidekick she said to him.

All of a sudden Rons stomach growled. Shego looked at him and smirked. Hungry Im guessing?

No! Ron snapped, only to prove himself wrong when his stomach growled again. okay maybe a little.

Shego was about to make a snappy remark when all of a sudden her stomach growled.

Come to think of it, I could use a bite to eat as well. Spotting the hotels restaurant, she grabbed Ron by the collar and started dragging him toward the restaurant.

Ahhhh! Stop pulling, youll rip the shirt!

Shut up and come eat she said. She finally let go when they got to stand at the front of the restaurant, where they were quickly seated.

After ordering their breakfast, Shego turned toward Ron. “So,” Shego said, prepping for an argument that was sure to be fun, “I’m guessing that that was your first time with a woman, huh?”

Ron, whose attention had been drawn to the meal he’d been served, absentmindedly replied, “No, me and KP-” before catching himself. As he turned beet red and began rambling an explanation of what he really meant, Shego cut him off with, “Yup, first time with a woman.”

“Hey! Are you implying that Kim’s not a woman?” Ron demanded. “Cause I can assure you Kim’s 100% babe…although there was that one photoshopped image from an obsessed fan…but never mind that!” Ron added quickly when Shego raised an eyebrow.

“So that’s what the Doc had been working on,” Shego said, the lack of seriousness being caught by the younger of the two.

“Oh hardy har har” Ron replied rolling his eyes. Though I wouldn’t put it past him”

Both Shego and Ron contemplated the thought of Drakken drooling over a well endowed Kim before shuddering from the image

“Nah.” Shego swallowed a mouthful of her fruit parfait before continuing. “The Doc still thinks that kissing can get you pregnant. I don’t think he’d have the ideas for that sorta thing.”

“Ok, I may have gotten a C is Biology but even I know thats not how it works,” Ron exclaimed

“Oh really, well how does it work?” Shego asked slyly, taking a sip of her drink

Oblivious to her teasing voice, Ron began “Well you see now…hey wait a minute” he said finally catching he trickery, causing her to burst into laughter and snort in her drink. Soon he was laughing as well.

“Anyway” Shego said, “I’m actually surprised how much fun the two of us have had sitting here and talking.” And it was true. Usually the guys she would end up with would say two words after waking up and prove why they stayed at the boy toy level.

“Yeah… Ron said slowly, “it has been funbut I still have no idea why we woke up in bed together.

“Naked.”

Ron paused. “That adds a whole ‘nother level of weirdness to it.”

“What, the naked part? Not really, I sleep in the nude…” Shego said, causing Ron to spit out the drink he just took.

TMI he managed to get out as Shego grinned at him.

What, you dont like hearing all my dirty little secrets? she asked mockingly. Ron glared at her, and she decided to quiet downfor now.

The rest of the meal passed in quiet, each wondering what collection of events led them there and caused them to sleep together. When the check came Ron picked it up, but was surprised when Shego snatched it out of his hands. Shego gave him a look.

Does this place really look like something in your budget, Ron? she asked him. He looked around and realized that he couldnt pay for it; the fancy place they were in looked like it would cost more than he made in a month to eat athow much did Drakken pay her anyway? Unless

Ron was about to ask if Shego was doing some theft on the side when the second thing she said clicked in his head. Hey! he yelled a little too loudly, attracting the stares of those around him, You called me Ron. he added a little quieter.

Shego paused in what she was doing and looked at him. I guess I did, didnt I? she muttered, then resumed what she was doing. From then on, however, she had a bit of a troubled look on her face.

Shego finished paying the bill and the two of them made their way to the parking lot where Shego found the hovercar parked. Climbing in, she turned to Ron. Need a lift?

No, I can find a way home from here Ron began, but then realized he still didnt where here was. He said as much, to which Shego pointed behind him and slightly to the right.

Turning around, Ron could see the top and sides of the Eiffel Tower in the distance. Turning back to Shego, Ron started speaking. Oh Paris well thats not soPARIS?!? Ron exclaimed, his own words just sinking in. Shego chuckled at his sudden panic.

So I take it you do need that ride? she asked with a mirth-filled voice, dangling the keys in front of him. Ron looked between her and the keys. While he knew he shouldnt be spending time with her, he did need to get back to Middleton, and he wasnt really looking forward to calling for a lift and explaining to anyone. And to be honest, the prospect of spending a few more hours with Shego didnt sound as bad as it used to.

Making up his mind, Ron climbed into the hover car behind her. Shego started the car before Ron could sit down, sending him forward and causing him to grab hold of the first thing he could for support. Unfortunately, that was Shego.

Hey, personal space! she told him. He quickly removed his arms from around her waist. Blushing sheepishly, Ron was able to sit down now that the cars flight had stabilized.

Man, I hope Kim never finds out about this, Ron thought, followed by another. I wonder where Kim is, anyway.

———————-

The sunlight streaming into the room awoke Kim. Shifting slightly, she slid Rons arm from around her and rolled over onto her other side. Opening her eyes, she looked at the strong, blue form lying next to her.

Wait a second

Blue?

Author’s Notes:

This is a collaborative writing thing between Maceecam (go visit his profile and read/review his stuff!) and Neo the Saiyan angel. They call dibs on nothing.

Neo: Well, this is what ya get when ya have two people with plot bunny problems blab to each other. Hope ya enjoy and maybe this insanity can be finished eventually, eh?

Mace: …what she said.