Kim Possible Porn Story: Kim Possible Blank Slate Chapter 3

For
the lawyers, I dont own any Disney character mentioned herein, nor
am I trying to profit off them. Just telling a story.

KP
– Blank Slate

By
LJ58

Part
3: In
which the news is leaked, bonds are forged, and someone suggests
marriage. Guest-starring Team GO!

I
dont believe it, Drew sputtered, staring at the television in
his cellblock. I just dont believe it. I devise the greatest
plan ever
to put my teen foe on the sidelines with maternal helplessness
weighing her down to keep her out of my hair, and Shego
switches sides to help her? Shego? I just dont believe it, he
shouted.

Be
cool, cuz, Ed grinned, back in prison for numerous speeding
tickets this time. And running over a few dozen squad cars in his
way, too. Seriously. You should know chicks stick together when
it comes to the whole baby thing. Its a major chick thing.

Seriously,
Ed concluded his compelling argument.

Drew
slapped a hand over his scarred face as Shegos parole was
announced along with the shocking news of Kim Possibles incredible
pregnancy thanks to certain inexplicable experimentation on her while
she had been a captive.

They
could have at least credited me with the deed, he sputtered.
After all, it was my genius that led to..

Dude,
you stole DNAmys genetic infuser. How much genius did it take to
use something someone else invented. Seriously?

Its
called outsourcing. Besides, Amy never used it as I did, he told
his cousin. Does no one understand thinking outside the box?

The
only box I care about is the one I am being
inside
just now, Dementor grumbled as he sulked in a corner, his balding
head exposed since the prison didnt allow him to keep is trademark
helmet when he was in custody.

Oh,
do be shutting up now, Junior drawled. Who cares about your
silly boxes, when I am locked away from the sun, and my beloved Le
Goop. I shall become pale, and unkempt for far too many days
according to my attorney, and all because that greenturning
coat-wearer told her girlfriend who should be my girlfriend, where to
find us, he wailed.

Indeed,
Senior, Sr. nodded. It would seem Miss Go was quite perturbed by
you this time, Dr. Drakken, to have turned on the entire villainous
community as she did.

Tell
me about it, Jack Hench himself growled, still waiting to hear
from his own lawyers who were trying rather hard to keep themselves
out of prison at that point. If theres a major player not
already in jail, its because they were smart enough to lay low
when that green bitch started blabbing.

When
the federal prosecutors asked Shego for all she knew, she gave them
enough to fill three prisons with those the authorities quickly
rounded up. NOw they had cases lined up for the foreseeable future
as they tried to sift the mountains of evidence she turned over,
while other organizations were still tracking down the numerous real
estate listings in her files that catered to villains of the
underground.

It
was such a windfall for Justice that even the usually unyielding
German courts believed Shegos bid for redemption was real, and
threw out the outstanding charges they had pending against her in
their country. Besides, the last time she was in their custody, half
their police force was left in traction by the time she broke out,
and left the country. They were in no hurry to see her again.

KP

Welcome
to the family, dear, Ann smiled as Shego walked into the house
under James ominous stare. She was one of the few on the planet
that knew the truth about Kims baby, but she was not going to be
saying anything. Kim was, after all, her baby.

Uh,
thanks, Dr. P, Shego murmured, still feeling more than a little
odd about the whole matter after quite a few very long days in Global
Justice custody, more days locked in sealed courtrooms spilling
everything she knew to earn her new parole, and even more days
listing most of her criminal accounts filled with ill-gotten gains.

Naturally,
she said nothing about her legitimate accounts that were filled with
investments, her legal earnings, and such things that she felt
she was still entitled to since she had earned it.

Call
me Ann. Or mom, if you like, she teased.

Shego
said nothing as she came into the house, and stayed close to Kims
side as they walked into the living room.

Dad,
Kim smiled. Dont you have something to say to Shego?

Later,
Kimmie-Cub, he said grimly, lifting his paper back up to read.
Ill just see how she does before I say anything.

Shego
grimaced at that one.

Dont
let him worry about you. Hes always like that, Kim assured
her.

So,
Kim, Tim asked with his usual mischievous gleam in his eyes. Is
Shego going to be sleeping with you now?

Not
in my house, James stated grimly from behind his paper.

Dad!
And, tweebs, she glared. If I find one more wireless camera
in my room, you wont like
where I put it.

Both
boys looked alarmed, and ran upstairs.

That
should keep them busy for a while, Kim smiled happily as Ann shook
her head, and went back to the kitchen to finish supper.

So
they actually have..? Wait, they are getting rid of those cameras
you mentioned? Kim almost laughed at Shegos alarmed query.

Are
you kidding? Theyre going to be trying to find new hiding places
to ensure I dont
find them.

Shego
gave a very peculiar expression to the young redhead.

Yeah,
were odd, I admit. But..theyre family. What can you do?

Leave,
Shego suggested hopefully, already having offered to rent them an
apartment. A room. A house. Anyplace far, far
away.

Kimberly,
James declared, Youre too young to be moving out with your
girlfriend. Besides, you havent even gotten your first PhD.

Hes
kidding? Right?

James
paper lowered as he eyed Shego, and stated firmly, I never kid
about education.

I
have a degree in child development, she offered.

He
sniffed. And what have you done with it?

Shego
found he actually expected an answer.

KP

Well
that wasnt too uncomfortable, Shego sighed, leaning back on the
spare cot James had dragged into the room for her, pointedly placing
it on the far side of the room from Kims bed.

Dads
kind of protective.

He
lets you run around the world chasing bad guys, Shego sputtered.

Oh,
thats no big. He knows I can handle things like that.

Yeah,
well, now I know how you manage to duck lasers, and beat up twenty
guys twice your size.

Please,
Ive never gone all out. I didnt want to actually hurt anyone.

Hey,
Miss Mule, I recall a few kicks that nearly ended my career if it
werent for my comet healing power, she told her.

Well,
you can take them, Kim pouted as she changed behind the open door
of her closet, still going through phases of modesty with her new
companion. I figured out a while back that your healing ability
is even better than mine. But I still try to keep my full strength
in check, just in case.

Oh,
goody. That still didnt keep you from kicking my green butt all
over the lair last week.

I
didnt remember anything at the time. And to be fair, you did
tell me not to hold back.

Yeah.
Me and my big mouth, Shego grimaced, lounging in her trademark
uniform since she didnt exactly have much else just then having
been distracted, and still in official custody until today. Shed
have to go pick up some things. Soon.

Kim
grinned, and held out a pink flannel gown with a cutesy fairy on it.
I think this one might fit you. Its one Nanna sewed for me
that I havent quite grown into yet. Wanna borrow, she asked,
standing there in an oversized cuddle buddy night shirt that did
nothing for her in Shegos opinion.

Are
you kidding me?

Do
you want the tweebs drooling over your naked body all night in case I
missed a camera?

Gimme,
Shego growled, and stalked off to the bathroom to change.

Kim
only laughed as she heard the shower come on, and fell back on her
bed with a wide smile.

Shego
returned not too long after, and Kim frowned. Didnt you want
to wash your hair?

I
did.

But..?

I
dont need a towel, Pumpkin, she smirked. Bet you didnt
know I could dry instantly with my comet power.

Well,
theres a superpower, sniggered. Instant drying.

Hey,
youd be surprised how often it comes in handy. Especially when
you and your buffoon are destroying Dr. Ds underwater lairs.

Please,
he practically destroys them himself at times.

I
cant argue there, she said, smoothing down the flannel gown as
she grimaced at the pink. But, this? This Ill argue with.
First thing tomorrow? Shopping. Serious shopping.

Actually,
I have a few tests to make up, and..

Skip.

Ive
already missed too much. Id love to go shopping with you again,
but..

Again?
Oh, right. Forgot about that one.

I
didnt. Well, I did, she grimaced as she lay on her side with
one elbow propping up her head as she watched Shego try to settle on
the small cot. But I remembered it. Funny how I remembered
things about you first.

Yeah.
Hilarious. Im just laughing my

You
girls get to sleep, a voice boomed from below.

Is
he kidding, Shego hissed.

Not
for a second, Kim grinned at her.

So,
does he do the..?

Shego
made that scratching gesture again.

You
dont have to keep doing that, Kim grimaced.

Well,
give? Does he?

Ive
only seen him once.

So
he can do it?

When
hes really mad.

Yeah?

Trust
me. You never want to see my dad really
mad.

Ill
take your word for it. What about the yard apes?

Theyre
not old enough. Its some kind of puberty thing. And.then,
too, some of us cant always do it. Or, at least, not completely.
Genetic assimilation, I think you would call it.

Oh,
yeah. Right. Id know all about that.

You
work with a mad scientist, Kim protested.

And,
naturally, I understand everything he does.

Touch,
Kim grinned again. Anyway, the theory is, the more we.interbred,
the less likely we are to be able to shift. Im one of those
rarities that can go all the way. Obviously. Not that mom likes it.
I think I make her nervous sometimes.

Kimmie,
I only saw you once. For like two minutes. I guarantee you, you
made me nervous, she told her firmly.

I.didnt
scare you.did I, she asked.

Hey,
Shego suddenly grinned. After the nine foot fruitcake looking for
the Great Blue? Youre a regular..

Shego,
Kim growled.

Pussycat,
the woman beamed less than innocently.

Kim
gasped, and leapt right out of bed, and landed on top of her.
Causing the cot to collapse, and her parents to almost magically
appear in her room. Ann looking bemused as Kim looked over her
shoulder at them, and Shego tittered as James looked less than
pleased.

Kimberly
Anne Possible. Is there some reason youre not in your own bed?

Its
not what it looks like, dad, she squeaked. Honestly. We
were.talking.

Is
that what you teens call it these days, he scowled as Ann hid her
mirth behind her hand as her husband glowered at them. In my
day

Dad,
honestly. We were just talking, Kim groaned.

Not
in that cot, Ann pointed out.

Which
made her father glower all the more.

I
just got the boys to bed, Kim. Why dont you two try to settle
down, too. All right? You do have school tomorrow.

I
know, mom, Kim sighed, and climbed off Shego, who was still
giggling and sniggering in spite of the dark looks coming from Kims
father.

I
hope you can fix that cot, too, young lady, James told her.
Because otherwise one of you is sleeping on the floor.

Shego
stopped sniggering as Kim raced back to her bed, shooting her a smug
grin as she lay back on the pillows as Shego stood up, and eyed the
broken cot. Her expression promised retribution.

Soon.

KP

So,
does this mean Kim is getting married, Jim asked with a less than
subtle smile as they all sat around the breakfast table in the
morning.

It
is becoming quite fashionable lately. And its now legal in this
state, and county, Tim agreed as both Kim and Shego stared at one
another as if only just realizing the implications of their new
relationship.

No
one is getting married until they graduate, James drawled
imperiously from behind his paper.

Ahem,
I have graduated, Shego reminded him. She tried not to notice the
way the paper moved in the rocket scientists hands for a moment.
Well, I have.

And,
dear, you have to remember, Kimmie isnt a little girl any more.
In fact, in a few months, its going to be very obvious shes
going to be a mother herself soon.

Dr.
James Possible gave a very low snorting grunt. One that bode ill for
all around him as the paper slowly lowered.

Dad?

Dont
daddy me, young lady, he grumbled. This weekend, were going
to have you properly married. But you are going to finish school,
and you will get your PhD., like a responsible member of society. Am
I clear?

Yes,
dad, she smiled, glancing over as Shego who only gaped.

As
long as Im clear, he nodded, and his paper rose once again.

We
should make plans, Kim began.

Ill
handle the details, dear. Youll have enough to do right now.
Just tell me who you would like to invite.

Invite.?
Oh, we have to invite your brothers, Kim told Shego who looked
genuinely panicked now, and was continually shaking her head.

Oh,
no, she got out after setting her coffee cup down. No way. No
how. No, and forget it.

But,
Shego. Theyre your family.

Something
I try very hard to forget, she stated firmly.

Family
is family, James Possible stated. Invite them, Miss Go.

Thanks,
dad, Kim smirked.

But!

As
long as theyre not show-folk, the elder Possible continued.

Ann
couldnt help but roll her eyes.

Oh,
they are, Shego agreed readily. Especially my older brother.
Biggest ego in the world. All about show!

Shego,
that is so not true. Theyre heroes, dad. They fight bad guys,
too.

Hmmmm,
came from behind the paper. Well, as long as theyre not
show-folk.

Shego
groaned.

KP

Shes
what,
Ron almost choked on his lunch as he overheard some gossip from
Bonnie as the younger Rockwaller sauntered past just then. Rufus,
sitting on the tray reaching for his last piece of pizza froze, his
eyes rolled up, and then the little mammal fell over in a dead faint.

You
hadnt heard, Monique asked, the dark-skinned fashion queen
sitting with her friend as she grinned at their reactions. It was
all over school before second period. Not only is Kim pregnant, by
Shego, thanks to that blue dude you guys fight; but shes about to
marry Shego and buy a house. Well, get married anyway. I dont
know about the house. I just figured..

But
its Shego!

Well,
yeah. Mother of their child. Well, father. I think. Okay, parent
of their child. Its only natural they want..

But
shes evil!

I
heard she reformed. CNN said so. So did Kim, Monique reminded
him.

But.shes
still Shego! Old. Evil. Glowing hands of death.

Shes
not that old.

She
is..! Shes barely five years older than me, Kim told
him as she sat down beside him.

Rons
look was beyond skeptical.

Give
or take. Besides, she is changed. Well, changing. And she did help
put a lot of our usual villains behind bars for a change, rather than
breaking them out.

Ron
groaned, and looked as if he were about to pout.

Shes
still evil. She says so herself all the time. Why change now?

Oh,
I dont know, Monique told him. Maturity? Babies? Love?

L-Love,
Ron almost choked. But shes..!

Ron,
youre my best friend, and I love you dearly, but youd better
watch what you say about the mother of my child.

Mother,
Ron frowned, clearly confused. But I thought you?

We
had a talk. Shes the mother. Im going to be the mommy.
Problem solved.

Ooooh,
thats a good one, Monique grinned. So, tell me I can design
the gown, girlfriend, Monique grinned.

Can
you get it done by Saturday at ten?

Consider
it done. What about bridesmaids?

Two.
You and Bonnie.

Bonnie,
both Ron and Monique exclaimed.

Think
about it. Shes going to talk either way. Why not try to bury the
hatchet once and for all? Besides, this way, she either accepts, and
cant say anything. Or turns me down, and cant say anything,
Kim grinned.

You
hope. This is Bonnie were talking about.

Well,
were just a few months to graduation, Kim told her friends.
Id like to think Im mature enough to handle things like an
adult.

Rents
done hit you with the maturity thing, didnt they, Monique said
grimly.

Oh,
yeah, Kim smiled somberly. Both barrels. From both
directions. For a while, I thought Shego was going to run screaming
from the house.

She
didnt, Ron asked as Rufus only then started to come around.

No,
Ron, she grumbled at his hopeful expression. She didnt.

Wow.
She is tough, he sighed. Then sighed again. So. Marriage.
I guess the whole dating thing is over now, huh?

Monique
slapped him in the back of his head.

Rufus,
conscious enough to have heard that much, shook his head.

KP

Shegos
in a wedding, Hego asked as Mego read the digital invitation Wade
sent them to ensure they received it in time. Our sister Shego?
The tomboy in green? That Shego?

Duh,
Mego grumbled as they studied the message on the monitor they could
all read, but Hego chose to ignore. How many Shegos do you know,
doof?

Well..
Hego paused as he held up his finger, then frowned. Just the one
actually.

Both
Wegos sat with their heads propped in their hands at the conference
table waiting for the inevitable crisis. They knew it was coming, as
they knew Hego had not read the entire invitation. They knew,
because the crisis had not begun as yet.

I
knew she had it in her, Hego beamed confidently. Back on the
side of good and righteousness. Back following the light. Back..
Well, and getting married. So who is the lucky man thats going
to lead our sister into matrimonial bliss?

Mego
glanced at his younger brothers with an irritated scowl.

Could
you get any thicker, he finally asked his older brother. Look
at the invite, you big stupe. Or cant you read?

Well,
of course I can read, Mego. But there must be a misprint. Im
sure the Possibles are simply hosting our sisters nuptials, since
Kimberly has always been a close friend..

The
twins glanced at one another as Mego reached out and took Hegos
head in both hands and turned his face to the screen. Read. The.
Whole. Thing.

I
thought I did. The Possibles invite you to..share..the..the..

Hegos
lids fluttered as his eyes rolled up in his head just before he
landed flat on his back.

Well,
that went well, one Wego told the other.

Wanna
go get ice cream?

Beats
sitting around here waiting for him to wake up, the other twin
agreed with his mirror image in red.

Wanna
come, they asked Mego as the purple clad hero stared morosely at
his unconscious sibling.

Id
better stay, he admitted. No telling what the big dummy will
do if someone isnt around to calm him down when he wakes up.

Admit
it, one of the twins laughed. You just want to razz him some
more.

Well,
hes got it coming, Mego remarked without ever changing his
expression. All these years he was so sure he knew what sis was
going to do. Well, she really surprised him this time.

Hey,
she surprised everyone, the twins agreed.

So,
were going right, Mego asked, nodding toward the invitation.

Are
you kidding?

We
wouldnt miss it, the pair exclaimed in tandem as was their
habit.

Mego
smiled now. I wonder how Kimberly got Shego to invite us?

I
wonder if Shego knows she invited us, the twins asked knowingly.

Guess
well find out, the other brother drawled. But one thing is
certain. This should definitely be good.

All
three looked down at the unconscious strong man of their group.

Oh,
yeah, all three agreed.

To
Be Continued.