Kim Possible Porn Story: Kim Possible Blank Slate Chapter 4

For the lawyers, I dont own any Disney character mentioned herein, nor am I trying to profit off them. Just telling a story.

KP – Blank Slate

By LJ58

Part 4: In which Kim and Shego face matrimonial nightmares, Hego wakes up, and Team Possible faces possible retirement.

I had the most astonishing nightmare, the man groaned as he sat up, staring into the bright eyes of the woman next to him.

Ron, focus, Kim snapped.

Oh, man, he moaned, staring down at the sheer cliff rising above him. Worse, he was dangling upside down, his pants suspiciously loose as he clutched at the rope that was supporting him over a very long drop. This had not happened to him in ages. Well, at least not in a few months.

Next time, dont keep repel one-handed, she glowered at her longtime friend.

I had to finish my naco, he protested.

Green eyes rolled as even Rufus gave Ron a skeptical glare as he dangled from his masters pocket, and looked less than happy about it.

Kim only shook her head. I hope you know, you are still my best friend, Ron. That wont ever change.

Yeah, but..Shego, he asked in genuine confusion.

Ron, its..complicated.

Ron sighed, and just pulled himself up, pausing to ensure Rufus had secured himself back in his pocket. It always is, KP. But, hey, you know Ill always have your back. I mean, if I could handle you turning into a monkey..

Ron, she sighed as he gave a predictable shudder.

I guess I can handle you actually marrying an old arch-nemesis that has tried to kill us on multiple occasions in the past, he babbled on.

Ron, she sighed. Shego isnt that.

Old, he stressed. Shes..

Not that much older. Trust me.

Ron shot her a skeptical frown, but said nothing. Well, like I said. Ill always have your back, he told her as they reached the apex of the cliff, and climbed up to find a high, marble wall topped with electrified barbwire.

Kim sighed as she stared upward.

Do you get the feeling the bad guys are getting better at this, she asked as she coiled their ropes, and rechecked their climbing gear in case it might be needed on the way back.

I didnt help anyone this time, Ron assured her. And this is a bad girl, he pointed out.

Kim couldnt help but chuckle.

I know. Camille is one of the few GJ didnt get, and Betty is afraid she might exploit my upcoming absence to try something big again if we dont get her now.

But if she hasnt done anything yet..?

Ron, shes still an escaped felon, and we both know how dangerous she can be. Or dont you remember when she impersonated that king last year, and almost went to war with England?

Oh. That was her? That seemed more like a Drakken plot, he said as he eyed the wall they approached.

So? You want the honors, oh monkey-master?

Ron gave her a sardonic glower, but then shrugged. You might want to hold Rufus for this one, he sighed, and looked up after handing his small friend over to her, tensing as he summoned the mystical energies that came with more ease of late since he had first blossomed in the battle against the Lorwardians.

Why is?

Kim and Rufus watched him bound up the wall like a frog hopping up, and over the wall as if he were sticking to it like a great lizard each time he leapt upward. Then he was jumping, flipping, and over the wire without looking back.

Oh, she murmured in complete understanding, knowing how even the inestimable little mole rat was getting slow and finding it harder to keep up these days as his short years began to pile up on him.

A few moments later, Ron reappeared after finding a side gate, and opening it from the inside to let her in. She still felt certain she could have managed the wall as easily as Ron, but her folks and Shego had both impressed Ron with the necessity of sparing her any unnecessary effort. It was annoying, but after Shego had talked to her longtime friend, he seemed more than determined to follow those suggestions and had even tried to stop her from climbing the cliff.

Ron, Im pregnant. Not crippled, she had told him, and started up the steep slope before he could stop her.

Now, he was opening gates for her, and gesturing grandly for her to enter the lair of the woman they had tracked down with Wades help yet again after Dr. Director asked her help in bringing one of the last major rogues in before she faced her upcoming wedding, and a honeymoon Shego had promised her would be very memorable.

Considering how they had begun, that was a claim she wasnt sure if even Shego could pull off. Then again..

Surprise!

Kim froze even as she stepped into the narrow gate of the walled compound where Wade had sent her after handing Rufus back to Ron, who was grinning, too. Expecting the usual henchmen, or a shape-shifting fruitcake who wasnt that bad at hand-to-hand, she was ready for almost anything.

Except her friends and family all grinning as they stood on one side of several tables piled with food, drink, and gifts.

Lots and lots of gaily wrapped gifts.

Wade was right, her mother grinned as she moved forward to hug her, and pull her toward the guests that even included Bonny Rockwaller, who incredibly was still seeing Junior despite his on again, off again dabbling in villainy. This was the best way to get you here without spoiling the surprise, she grinned as Kim continued to gape.

Uhm, Ill just take off now, Ron said, backing away from the women. Because this is where the Ron-Man knows the girl-stuff is about to get..girly.

What, Kim choked as she looked back at her friend.

Dont worry, Kimmie, Shego came forward to join her, helping Anne steer her toward the waiting, grinning group that were still laughing at her shock. Just relax, and enjoy. Today is all for you.

Well, us. But mostly you.

But.. But. But. Camille..?

Dont worry about her, a very different Betty Director drawled as the one-eyed brunette stepped forward to offer her a glass of punch. We picked her up last night trying to pass herself off as me to slip out of the country. The silly woman wore her eye patch over the wrong eye, though.

Oh, Kim frowned, staring at her. Then this was all..?

Surprise, Shego winked. I finally helped take Kim Possible by surprise, she laughed, and then Kim shot a sour expression her way, making everyone laugh as she stated, Dont think that will ever happen again.

Even Betty laughed at that one, and then the redhead was surrounded by friends and family, as even Joss was there grinning as she informed her, I knew you could do anything, cuz, but marrying a woman who got you pregnant? Thats one fer the books fer sure, the younger teen giggled.

Kim sighed, knowing Bettys cover story was holding up so far because, ironically, it was one of the more believable things that had happened to her over the years. Joss, too young to know about the true family secret, and apparently one untouched by it so far, was just another she had to keep in the dark as she considered the truth behind her unusual marriage and conception.

Youre going to pay for this, she promised Shego with a quiet whisper.

Yeah? Before or after the honeymoon, the unshakable former thief grinned.

Ill think about it, she glowered as she and her mother dragged Kim forward even when she would have fled.

Jeez, Possible, Bonnie drawled. Someone would think you didnt want to get married.

Marriage is fine, she huffed at the brunette still wearing Juniors ring who had surprisingly accepted her offer to be one of her bridesmaids. Its everything else that is starting to get annoying, she complained.

Cmon, KP, Monique laughed. Youre supposed to be having fun.

I was. Until someone set me up.

Oh, hush up, and enjoy yourself, Kimmie, her mother told her, and handed her a small box. I thought you might want to open this one first.

Its from your brothers.

Everyone moved back as she held the box carefully in front of her as she eyed it.

Okay, she sighed, carefully setting the box on a table well away from the food and other gifts. Lets get this over with.

Not one of the women there didnt misunderstand.

KP

Stoppable, a low voice drawled as Ron closed the gate behind him, and gave a sigh of relief at his narrow escape.

He still remembered the after-the-fact baby shower his mother had for Hana, and all the female chaos that descended on his usually comfortable home. No way was he staying for another round of that kind of partying. not even for Kim.

Spinning around at the sound of his name, he found himself facing a tall, grim man he still wasnt quite sure he liked after the way he tended to treat Kim over the years. Will Du, dressed in the usual dark blue Global Justice uniform, eyed him as he nodded for him to follow him after a glance at the gate to ensure it was closed again.

Shrugging, Ron followed him around the wall, and toward where three GJ jets sat idle on a small clearing just to one side of the mountain hideaway that was actually a GJ safe house being conscripted for the gathering where the media, and the rest of the world could not intrude.

So, whats bugging you now, dude? Didnt get an invite to the shower thingee?

Cute, the ever dour agent drawled. Actually, Im here on behest of Dr. Director, who would like you to consider something.

Yeah? Whats that, he asked, Rufus peering up out of his pocket where he had returned to regard the man suspiciously. She want me to cook something special for the party?

Will shot him an even more scathing look, and gestured to the nearest VTOL. Inside, if you please. What Im about to say is top secret, and not to be mentioned outside secured locations.

Dude. Were on top of a mountain. Whos going to know?

There are no less than five spy satellites from various nations in range of our vicinity that have the ability to see and possibly hear us just now. The images of Miss Possibles wedding shower are likely to be on the front page before she even gets home. Now, step inside, Will told him curtly.

Fine, fine. But I still think this is overkill, Ron protested as Rufus decided there wasnt any real trouble worth his attention, and settled back down into his usual hiding place to doze off again.

Dr. Director would like you to consider something that, I now stress, is highly classified, Will said after they took seats inside the jet, and he switched on a digital monitor that showed a map of a small island.

So, whats this?

An uncharted island in the south Pacific.

And I care why?

Because, Stoppable, its where one of the last real threats to the world, and you and Possible is still running free. GJ doesnt know what happened to the real Monkey Fiste. You and Possible have always been tight-lipped about that one.

Ron stiffened at the mention of his personal arch rival, and said nothing.

But..for whatever the reasons, this does concern you. Dr. Amy Hall..

Who?

DNAmy, he sighed. You call her DNAmy.

Oh, the weird animal woman. Or gorilla woman, he shuddered.

Not any longer. Our last Intel told us she had returned to human form shortly after Lord Fiske vanished. She hasnt been a threat since then because shes been chasing leads to your monkey masters location. In vain, obviously.

And now?

Now, our agent in her employee managed to get one message off before she went silent. Apparently, Dr. Hall.. DNAmy, he sighed as Rons eyes clouded with confusion. Is trying to clone Fiske as a means of bringing him back.

Thats not good, Ron frowned.

No, its not, Will stated as if Ron were clueless.

No, I mean its really not good. You have no idea of the problems even a cloned Monkey Fist could create.

Why dont you enlighten me.

Dude, we dont have time for that. Wheres this island? KP and I

Now comes the classified part of our conversation, Will cut him off.

Huh?

Stoppable, for once in your life, use your brain. Miss Possible is about to marry, and have a baby. He paused and shook his head. Unbelievable as it does seem, he admitted more to himself than not. Still, do you really think she is going to be in any shape to keep chasing felons and madmen considering what lies in her future?

What are you saying, Ron frowned.

Im saying that you cannot afford to remain in the background, letting her lead any longer. Possible is going to be settling down, and focusing on new goals and priorities now. Her child. Her most unlikely choice of..partner. The usual aspects of married life.

Ron frowned at that, knowing he had been wondering about that himself.

That leaves you. Team Possible is likely finished, Stoppable. That does not mean you are. GJ would like to conscript you.

To what me, he frowned.

Will sighed, and shook his head.

We want you to join us. To become one of our agents. Dr. Director felt that without Kim, you would do well to join us, and

Im already part of a team, he said, rising from his seat as he glared at him. And if Monkey Fist is trying to make a comeback, Ill take care of him, too.

Stoppable, dont be foolish. You are turning down an unparalleled opportunity to..

KP and I are a team. We always have been. Always will be.

He glared down at Will, his hazel eyes glittering faintly blue as the man eyed the lean young just a year younger than himself.

Always will be, Ron echoed as he all but growled, and stormed out of the jet.

Once outside, he paused, looking toward the walls where he heard the laughter of the women inside, and a faint cry as something exploded before more laughter rang out.

Always will be, he murmured quietly, and turned to walk away from the jets before he pulled out his own communicator.

Whats up, Ron, a familiar face appeared when he pressed the power switch. KP like her surprise?

She was..bowled over, Wade.

Wade, smarter than most, read Ron with ease.

So, whats wrong?

Wade, weve got a sitch, he said grimly. A monkey sitch.

KP

But.how can Shego get married to a woman, Hego demanded not for the first time. Women do not marry women.

They can in this state. At least, they can now, Mego grinned, taking a great deal of delight in his brothers dismay.

But….theyre women, he thundered, making the Wegos jump at the roar in his voice despite their own smirks.

Well, Walter said with a forced somberness. They do say Kim Possible can do anything.

Yeah, big bro, Wallace added. And look at this way. She did get Shego to give up the bad guy..uhm, girl.thing.

She could have done that without marrying another woman, Hego protested. This is..

Yeah, Mego asked.

Unnatural, he sputtered as he clenched powerful fists that felt quite impotent to him just then.

Well, it is Shego, Walter reminded him.

True, Hego remarked. Very true.

Uh-oh, the Wegos frowned, knowing that look.

Hego, Mego asked. What are you thinking?

Dont you see? This must be a trick. That Drakken fellow must have used mind control to try to neutralize our stalwart companion Kim Possible so that he could continue to follow the dark path of evil, and hes using our foolish sister to aid him in destroying her admirable reputation.

All three brothers groaned as Hego pounded one fist into his palm, declaring, We must find this Drakken fellow, and force him to undo his dastardly plan, and free Shego.. That is, Kim Possible and Shego.. From his diabolical clutches.

Three heads shook as none of them jumped up to join him when the bigger man started toward the hangar.

Arent you coming?

Hego, did you not even see the news? First of all, Drakken is in jail. Kim is pregnant, with Shegos baby. And they are getting married this weekend.

Shegos?

The tower vibrated as something big and heavy hit the floor.

Here we go again, Mego sighed.

Ice cream, Wallace asked.

Ice cream, Walter agreed.

KP

James Timothy Possible drummed his fingers on the console, staring at the door to his right side.

The door remained closed.

He continued to drum his fingers.

Possible, a short, balding man drawled. You do know the launch control is just three inches from your hand?

Well, of course, Ethan, he told his coworker. I did design the panel, and the computer systems in it, he said, his eyes still locked on the door.

So..after three unauthorized launches this year, dont you think you should find someplace else to fret before we make it four, Dr. Ethan Rollins asked as he cast an anxious glance from the nearby button to the waiting satellite still being prepped for launch on the nearby pad outside the window.

James frowned at him, and slapped the console as he rose to his feet, his fingertips just a half inch from the button as Ethan cringed at the nearness of the mishap as the scientist stalked over to find and fill a coffee cup with a stylized rocket from an old television show on the side.

Im not fretting, Ethan. Im.pondering.

Well, its not every day your daughter gets married. Its okay to be worried.

James cast him a sour look before gulping some of the tepid coffee, and walked back across the control room to stare out at the rocket. You know, I didnt mind when she ran off to battle those silly villains of hers.

You didnt?

Not at all. I knew my Kimmie-cub could handle those lightweights. And Drew? Lets face it. Hes always been Well, Drew.

I cant argue with that one, Ethan agreed.

Exactly.

And..? the older scientist prompted his friend who obviously had a lot on his mind.

Well, its one thing to have your daughter go out battling some silly villain trying to rule the world. Rule the world, he snorted. As if one person could regulate this planet. Why the problems with infrastructure alone would be a nightmare to manage. And dont get me started on communication problems. Why, in my day..

James? James, he stopped him before yet another incomprehensible story could begin knowing his longtime associate. Someone for you, he asked, pointing at the door.

Dr. Possible looked over at the door, and frowned.

Ronald? What are you doing here?

Wade sent me, Dr. P, Ron told him. I need to borrow the Mark IX.

How do you know about..?

Ethan fell silent as both Ron and James glanced his way.

Whats wrong, Ron, James asked him.

I need to get to an island, he told the rocket scientist. Its a monkey thing, he told him blandly.

James, who actually knew more than most realized about his daughters life and secret missions, nodded. Just dont blow it up. We havent finished the modifications.

I just need a fast ride, Dr. P. Ill bring it back in one piece. Promise, he nodded at him.

All right. But do you think you can handle..

Wade said something about being able to feed the AI the coordinates, and letting the auto-drive do its thing, he informed him.

You know about our AI, too, Ethan wailed in dismay.

Really, Ethan. Ive told you about Kimmies friends. There isnt too much they dont know about these days, James told him as he gave Ron a key to a secure lift that led to a secret hangar just beneath the space center.

Chill, dude, Ron told the other man as he headed for the vending machines that hid the lift. We do this kind of thing all the time.

Ronald. Is Kimberly all right?

Having a blast last I saw, he grinned crookedly, thinking of the twins robotic kitchen aide that didnt quite make it under Kims hands. Im sure theyll be back soon.

Good. Good, he nodded. Was Dr. Director there, too?

Yep. I think she wants to make sure Shego is really behaving, he pointed out as he punched the key into the vending machines special lock that opened the lift behind the machine. Later, Dr. P.

And then he was gone, and James was frowning.

Are you really sure its all right to let that boy have access to the Mark IX, Ethan sputtered.

Oh, sure, sure. Im not worried about that. The AI and Wade will make sure Rons all right.

Then what are you worried about?

Uh, family matters, he nodded. Thats all. Just..family matters.

Give it a rest, Ethan told him. Im sure everything will work out. After all, the girls must care for one another if theyre willing to go this far.

James smiled somberly, and nodded.

Oh, I know they do. And, maybe you are right. No sense in worrying about what might happen. We might as well enjoy the day, and get back to work, James nodded firmly as Ethan wailed in dismay as the eccentric scientist set his still half full cup of coffee down on the ignition button.

James stared in chagrin at the rocket that gracefully rose into the sky without half its payload before he turned to face a pale Ethan.

So, do you want to call the military? Or shall I?

Ethan only groaned.

KP

Kim stared at the mounds of gifts, and torn wrapping paper, and the leftover food as the last guest disappeared, leaving her sitting alone with her mother and Shego.

And Betty Director.

All right. Ill have these sent to your house, but we have another problem just now, she told them after they hung back after she gave all three of them a discreet signal not long before the party began to break up.

What now? Another jailbreak, Kim asked, eager to do something besides sit and sip punch, and eat overly sweet cake.

No. Your father sent a priority alert signal.

What does that mean, Shego asked.

Its family business, Betty told them pointedly, not speaking anything else aloud considering the fact she knew there were satellites monitoring them even now. It was her concession to those nations that were concerned over Kimberlys welfare after hearing about her unusual pregnancy.

I dont know if I can survive any more of this family, Shego moaned.

Youd better, Betty told her. Youre at the heart of this problem. Now, come on, and Ill brief you after were airborne.

Our gifts, Shego asked, eyeing the gifts, some quite costly, that covered a whole table.

I said one of my men will deliver them to your house. Trust me.

Shego eyed her sardonically. Right, she drawled.

Shego. Behave, Kim told her. And come on. I want to hear whats going on now. I still havent quite got all my old memories straight just yet, but I do know I dont like sitting around waiting for trouble.

When did you ever, all three women that followed her sighed.

What, Kim frowned over her shoulder.

Nothing, dear, Ann Possible smiled.

Shego only sniggered.

Ten minutes later, she wasnt even feeling like smirking.

KP

Ron flew over the island in the sleek, snub-winged craft that was part spacecraft, part jet-powered ATV made for space exploration. Based on some of the recovered alien technology, the Mark IX was a genuinely state-of-the-art transport that was made to go literally anywhere.

How does it look, Wade, he asked the small digital monitor where his friend had been not long ago.

Wade is offline, Ronald, the feminine voice of the AI informed him. However, I assure you, my systems remain online, and functional.

We are cruising at five thousand feet, slowing for our descent, and there appears to be a compound of some type in the very center of the island below which is of volcanic origin. The island itself is fifteen miles in diameter, and host a variety of flora and fauna consisting of

Enough with the lecture, Ron stopped the AI with a frown. Just tell me where Amy is hiding.

There are four human life signs in the center of the complex below us, the AI obeyed, stopping one data flow to begin another. They are gathering in the main building that is obviously the heart of a laboratory matrix. Nineteen biological masses congruent with current cloning techniques also occupy the laboratory.

Nineteen, Ron moaned. Man, when it rains, it pours, he sighed, almost wishing he had brought Kim after all.

Ronald, the skies are clear and the chances of precipitation is less than..

Ah, cmon, you have to know what an figure of speech is, he complained.

Of course, Ronald.

The sandy-haired hero sighed as he shook his head. Youre as much fun as a schoolbook.

Thank you, Ronald.

Ron decided not to correct the AI on what he meant as the powerful jets slowed, and the vehicle began to descend toward the jungle below.

We are still in stealth mode, arent we, he asked as he studied the layout of DNAmys hideout on the monitors.

Of course, Ronald.

Just checking.

We are down. No activity from the complex indicating we have been detected, the AI informed him.

Well, thats a good thing, he murmured as he finished pulling on his ninja gear. He had left Rufus behind this time. Much as he hated to think about it, the little dude was getting kind of old for this kind of adventure. Even with the degree of mystical monkey power he had absorbed, he was still just a hairless mole rat, and the small mammal needed more rest than ever as he got older.

That, and Ron didnt want him getting hurt if this mission got weird. Which, knowing DNAmy, was a very good possibility.

Slipping out of the experimental craft, he focused on his goal as he blended into the jungle, and headed toward the hidden lab Wade had confirmed after tapping GJs computer for details. Just two miles from where he landed, a large complex set where none should be, and he knew the last thing this world needed was another Monkey Fist. Let alone nineteen of them.

KP

Dad, whats the sitch, Kim asked as Betty simply told her a family complication had arisen, and that they were needed immediately if they were to forestall trouble.

James Possible looked a little sheepish as he turned to the monitor, and smiled. Sorry for the delay. Had to clear up a.misunderstanding with the local military base.

Launched another one, Betty sighed, rolling her eyes as Ann hid her own smile behind a hand.

Not entirely my fault this time, he protested. Apparently, the weight of a half filled coffee mug is enough to.. Eh, never mind, he said quickly as Kim started to snigger. The point is, we have a family issue.

Define issue, Shego asked. Because all I got out of Cyclops is that Im involved, and your family might be contesting the whole marriage thing.

Well, its not what you think. Its more like..a certain distant cousin thinks you should marry inside the family gene pool to keep our line from being diluted any further, James told them over the secured channel.

Considering how long you said weve been here, isnt that a moot point, Kim asked.

Well, youd think so, Kimmie-cub, James agreed with his daughter. But there is a group thats been pushing for integration of the existing bloodlines lately. A kind of return to our roots thing, I suppose. Although, in my day

We get the point, dad, she quickly cut him off, knowing what was coming. So, what do we have to do?

Not we, dear. Shego.

Okay, so what does Shego have to do, that very woman asked.

You, ah, have to face a champion, and prove you can take care of Kimberly, he said behind a faint cough.

When you say champion..?

The, ah, boy wanting to contest the marriage, and your relationship, he answered Kim.

Not Larry, she moaned.

Oh, no. Heavens, no. Larry is quite content to let you dabble with the locals. Hes rather fond of a certain little primate himself lately, he confided with a wink. No. This is someone else entirely.

Who, Shego demanded.

A..distant relative from overseas.

So, what? I just have to do some kind of test of strength thingy? Is that it? James smiled weakly. Something like that.

Shego huffed. Piece of cake.

Shego, the fight is usually to the death, Kim grimaced as she abruptly remembered a few things about her family.

Shego frowned. Youre kidding?

She shook her head.

And you guys are supposed to be the civilized ones here?

Well, we do have some.eccentricities, she smiled wanly.

You think? Okay, what if I just put the wannabe out cold?

If you can, then you can spare his life and still be the victor, Betty told her. If you can.

If? Forget who youre talking to here, Bets, she huffed.

You saw Kim. Our males are larger, stronger, and faster, she pointed out.

Shego frowned at that, then eyed Kim, who did look worried as they continued to fly to the rendezvous point for the family meeting.

She considered what she had seen for all of three seconds, and shrugged. Like I said. Piece of cake.

I hope youre right, Kim told her. Just be careful. I dont want to lose you.

Like thats going to happen, Shego huffed, wondering why she was reacting so strongly to the idea of someone else even looking at Kim. It took a lot of restraint just to tolerate Stoppable, and he was about as harmless as they came. This wannabe challenging her had just made the mistake of his life.

She would see to it he realized that, too.

KP

Wade?

Im back, Ron. Had a few things to take care of for Kim.

No big. The ship said there were only four people on the island. I can handle that many.

Ron, three of them are Amys hybrids, Wade pointed out.

Well, she could have mentioned that, he sighed, and glanced out of the thick jungle at the first of the outbuildings.

And, Ron? If my hacking skills arent completely rusty since you guys stepped up your game, I think one of the clones is about to be finished. You have to stop her, or youll have the first of at least a dozen monkey masters all trying to take you out.

Ive already heard that part. Im going in.

Be careful, Ron.

Hey, this is me, Ron protested.

I know, Wade said pointedly.

Ron glared back at the face on his watch before he snapped off the device, and slid out of the shadows to approach the humming fence.

Electric, of course.

These days, everyone had electrified fences.

He found a small rock and shot it through the wire at a nearby junction box. The rock hit with enough impact to penetrate the outer panel, and cause the box to explode in a shower of sparks. A moment later, the fence stopped humming.

He grinned as he climbed the wire with ease, murmuring, The Ron-Man still got it.

Maybe, a raspy voice drawled from behind him even as he landed on his feet on the other side of the fence. But hes definitely about to get it.

He moved instantly, turning, grabbing, and flinging even as the long, willowy shape of a half human, half python hybrid went flying over his head to slam into the side of a nearby storage shed before it turned and rose to its feet as a mostly reptilian head gave him a cold smirk.

Is that all youve got?

Now, see, thats just wrong. I would rather outrun spinning tops of doom, he protested as he ducked the reptiles lunge, powerful and flexible limbs trying to wind around him, Than have to play with snakes. I mean, you arent even cute. Or fuzzy? What happened to cute and fuzzy?

Just stand still, and Ill show you cute, the python-man demanded as he tried to get a grip on Ron who easily danced, rolled, or jumped out of his range every time the hybrid got close.

Somehow, I doubt that. Frankly, Id rather try something else.

Like what, the hybrid demanded even as Ron somersaulted forward, and slammed a palm into his gaping maw. He somersaulted back even as the hybrids mouth exploded with dark gray smoke, and it shuddered before the fragments of the gas grenade fell from powerful jaws.

How about sleeping gas, he asked, watching the python-man sag to the ground, snorting fitfully as it lay sprawled and limp before him.

Which was when the ground started to shake.

To Be Continued