Kim Possible Porn Story: Sidekick No More – Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Sidekick No More – Chapter 1

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Sidekick,
No More

Chapter
1: It All Begins With A Bang

Why
are we doing this again? Shego asked as she held up her hands in a
defensive pose, her familiar green and black flames engulfing them.

Because
if you really want to get back out in the field youre going to
need some intensive training, Kim explained as she held her hands
in a similar fashion and pressed her back up against the taller
womans.

Isnt
that what weve been
doing down in the basement?

Well
yeah but this scenario provides us with some other opponents so well
learn how well we can actually work together.

Alright
with you so far, but still seriously, this?

Kim
looked out at the cache of colorful characters around them. They
were a group of super heroes collectively known as The Justice Squad.
They were a special team assembled by Global Justice to help deal
with… unique problems. The kind usually reserved for Kim
herself. Of course since she had been helping Shego with Shin for
the last few months, she had to cut back on the world saving
business. But now that Shego felt comfortable letting someone else
take care of Shin and that she had gotten herself back into fighting
shape they were both ready to get back out there and kick some bad
guy butt. They just had to get some more training in first.

Oh
come on Shego, this will be good practice for both our teams, Kim
remarked. Itll teach us how well we can work together and Dr.
Director said they did
want to train the Justice Squad against some formidable opponents and
whos more formidable than us?

Shego
quirked an eyebrow as she mulled over that statement.

Well
you gotta a point there, she relented.

Of
course I do. So then…on three?

Yep.

One…
Kim started.

Two…
Shego continued.

Three!
they both finished.

With
their unified shout they sprang into action. Kim rushed forward to
meet Catgirl head on while avoiding the stony giant called
Stonehenge. Shego, on the other hand, fired two of her plasma blasts
up to the floating White Knight, who let out a slight groan of pain
as he flew backwards. Before she could try again, Spyder quickly
webbed up both of her hands. She growled then flared her hands
again, melting away the sticky cocoon.

Well…thats
never happened before, the Irish hero muttered.

Yeah,
a lot
of guys say that, Shego smirked.

Ooooh
cheeky. I like that in a women.

Trust
me, youre
not my type.

Spyder
shrugged. Cant blame a bloke for tryin.

Oh
yes I can.

The
redheaded man grinned beneath his mask.

Definitely
a girl I could get ta like,

he thought in amusement. But
fer now…

He
crouched down slightly, then sprang forward with a powerful leap like
the animal he drew his name from. He outstretched his right leg into
a fly kick maneuver but Shego was ready for him. She extinguished
her flames just in time to catch his foot then twisted towards the
right, using his own momentum to fling him across the room. With an
agility and grace that made even Kim a bit jealous, Spyder twisted
and turned his body in mid flight so he landed perfectly in a
crouched position. He jumped back into the air to recover the
distance lost, but again Shego was there. She leapt herself and the
two sailed right towards each other. The pale green woman lashed out
just a bit more quickly and her right fist landed squarely on his
jaw. This time, Spyders landing was not as graceful as he landed
flat on his back.

Ow,
he muttered as he sat up and rubbed his sore jaw. Ya do know this
suppose ta be just a friendly trainin exercise, right lass?

I
like to play rough, Shego quipped.

Spyder
shrugged. Well…never could turn down a girl like that.

Shego
smirked at him then raised her hands over her head and lit them up
again. Before she could unleash another shot of plasma though, a
blast of white energy struck the floor in front of her which caused
her to jump back. She turned her head to find White Knight floating
above her again, his hands a glow with his own unique energy powers.

I
thought I took care of you already! she growled.

Im
not that easy to knock down, he retorted.

Good.
Cause Im a girl who loves a challenge, she snarled, lighting
her hands again.

Bring
it on, he challenge good naturedly, his own hands glower brighter.

As
Shego struggled against the two male members of the Squad, Kim had
her own hands full dealing with Catgirl. It was actually quite
impressive. The girl had obviously improved a great deal since they
last met. Of course Kim hadnt actually fought her but from what
she remembered seeing, Catgirl was doing a lot better. Naturally she
still wasnt as good as Kim herself, but she was certainly coming
along.

Wow,
youve gotten a lot better, the redhead complimented as she
ducked another high sweep kick.

Really?
You think so? Catgirl asked, blocking a right hand from her
opponent.

Oh
yeah. Not a lot of people can come up with me but youre doing
pretty good, she commented as she caught a slashing arm and tossed
the girl over her shoulder.

Catgirl
landed with all the grace of her namesake then did a back flip in an
effort to strike Kim on the shoulders with her legs. Kim crossed her
arms over her head to block the attack then threw her arms out to
flip the other girl again, this time causing her to fall on her back.

Hey
thanks, that means a lot coming from you, she beamed then rolled
over and jumped back up to her feet.

The
two engaged each other again, trading hits and kicks with Kim putting
Catgirl on the defensive. Despite that fact though they continued to
make small talk.

So
did you ever find out what happened to Sheela? Kim asked as she
throw a right hook.

The
costumed girl side stepped the blow then threw out her left hand to
try to land a punch of her own.

Nah,
didnt find anything. But dont worry, shell turn up. She
always
does, she answered in a slightly annoyed tone.

The
redhead blocked the punch and spun her opponent around.

Yeah
they do it that, she remarked.

Before
Catgirl could come up with another retort a loud, irritated growl
tear through the air as a large, stony fist smashed into the floor
between the two girls. Kim looked up to see the other member of the
Justice Squad she had to deal with the massive rock giant Stonehenge.
He looked between them, his brilliant blue eyes looking a bit wired.

Sorry
kiddo, he said as he turned his head towards Catgirl. You know
I like you and all but I just never could stand this whole teen
girl talk thing.

Yeah
I got ya, she replied as she eyed Kim. Hes got a point, we
should
be sparring more.

Sounds
fine to me, Kim remarked as she took a fighting stance.

She
eyed up her two opponents as she thought over her next move. Based
on just the easy sparring she had been doing with Catgirl she was
sure she could take her with little problems. Stonehenge on the
other hand represented a big
problem. She couldnt just outright attack him because itd be
like…well itd be like hitting a brick wall. Fortunately she had
learned a long time ago how to use an opponents size and strength
against them. She dodged a few of the punches he threw at her, or
more accurately the floor, as well as the attacks from Catgirl as she
waited for the right moment to strike. Thankfully that opportunity
presented itself sooner than she expected. She watched as Stonehenge
brought up his massive right leg, most likely in an attempt to shake
the ground and throw her off balance. After brushing off another
claw sweep from Catgirl she quickly slid under the stone giants
foot right as he was about to bring it down.

Stonehenge
noticed the teen hero sliding under his foot and barely stopped his
heavy leg in time. He waved his arms to try to keep his balance as
he continued to hold his foot up, unsure if Kim had moved out from
under him or not. It turned out she had not and in fact the redhead
had twisted herself so she could plant the soles of her feet against
his. She braced her against the floor and pushed up with all the
strength she could muster. Beads of sweat ran over her forehead from
the all the hard work but eventually it paid off and the stone giant
began to topple over. He let out a surprised screech before he fell
to the floor with a thunderous bang.

Ironically
enough his plan actually worked and the floor shook enough to throw
the other combatants off balance. Unfortunately most of the people
effected were his own teammates. Kim stayed low to the ground to
keep from being too effected. When she noticed Catgirl looking
unsteady on her feet, she smirked then swung a leg forward in a sweep
kick that easily knocked down the startled super heroine.

On
the other side of the room, Shego took advantage of the distraction
as well and grabbed Spyder by his outstretched right arm. She then
summoned up all her strength so she could spin him around and launch
him towards White Knight, who was looking over his fallen teammates
from above the training room. He was too surprised by the unorthodox
move to try to avoid his flying teammate and the two groaned as the
wind was knocked out of them when they collided. They fell to the
ground in an undignified mess of tangled limps.

Well
that
was embarrassin, Spyder muttered as he tried to pick himself
up.

As
the battered super heroes started to pull themselves back up, Kim and
Shego regrouped in the center of the training floor.

Nice
on Kimmie, Shego complimented.

Not
too shabby yourself, Kim returned with a nod. Seems like
youre getting the hang of this again.

Hey
I never lost
my
skills. They just got stored away for awhile.

Uh
huh, the redhead remarked as she turned her attention back to the
regrouping costumed heroes. Looks like round twos about to
start.

Fine
by me, Shego said as she dropped into a defensive stance. Though
I cant help but notice that someones missing here.

Yeah
I noticed it too, Kim agreed, taking a similar stance. I
wonder where Ron could be?

Probably
ran off with his tail between his legs somewhere.

The
redhead narrowed her eyes dangerously. Shego…

Yeah,
yeah, dont mock the sidekick, the pale green woman recited in a
bored tone. So then you
tell me where he could be.

I
dunno. But if I remember correctly I think theres a member of the
Justice Squad missing too. Maybe hes taking care of her.

Shego
snorted. Sure, keep telling yourself that Kimmie.

Kim
was about to offer a retort but she was distracted when Spyder leapt
at her. She ducked low to avoid the flying tackle then stood up and
launched herself at him, hoping to catch him off guard. And with
that the fight continued on.

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As
the two teams continued to struggle with one another on the training
floor below, they were unaware that they were being watched from the
rafters above them. Longbow sat in a crouched position and observed
the fighters below. She focused her keen eyes on Kim and Shego, just
waiting for the right opportunity to strike. She had her bow already
in hand and slowly drew it back as she sense the moment approaching.
Naturally she wasnt using her regular arrows but rather ones with
soft, blunt tips specifically designed for these training sessions.
They might hurt and leave some welts but that was preferable to
impaling themselves in someones skin. She closed her left eye to
help her focused and looked down the shaft of the arrow and past her
outstretched figure to her target. Which just happened to be Kim.
The younger redhead was busying dodging Spyders attacks that she
left a huge opening on her right side for someone to exploit.
Longbow fully intended to be that someone.

Unfortunately
she was so focused on her attack that she left her own side wide open
for attack. That attack came in the form of a small, pink thing that
quickly flew past her line of sight and severed the string on her
bow. She let out a startled gasp as the arrow fell harmlessly from
her hand and the rafters to the floor below. She looked at the
broken string then to where she though the object landed and was
surprised to see a naked mole rat smiling back up at her, its teeth
gleaming in the overhead lights.

Hiya!
Rufus greeted cheerfully.

What
the…? Longbow asked, cocking her right eyebrow over her blue
domino mask.

Way
to go Rufus! another voice cheered from her left side.

She
snapped her head in the direction of the voice to see Ron standing on
the other side of the rafter right in front of one of the support
beams. Thinking quickly she tossed aside her broken bow then drew
her mini crossbow and aimed it at the hyper active blond. Ron let
out a shriek of terror as a series of sharp tipped arrows flew his
way. He closed his eyes and prepared for the worst pain her had ever
felt in his life, but thankfully only heard several metallic pings
all around him. He then noticed he had trouble moving his arms and
legs. He opened his eyes and looked down at himself, seeing that his
sleeves and pants legs were pinned against the beam by the mini
arrows. He struggled to free himself for a few moments and finally
succeeded at the price of his clothes.

Oooh
man! he cried out as he tried to cover his smiley face covered
boxers from Longbow.

Despite
herself, Longbow couldnt help but chuckle a bit at the sight even
as she held a hand over her eyes and politely turned away.

Serves
you right, she chided with an amused smile. Do you have any
idea how hard it is to restring that bow?

Do
you
have any idea how hard it is for me to find a pair of pants that
wont fall apart on me?! Ron cried back hysterically.

Thankfully
no.

Well…its
really
hard!

Please
be talking about finding pants, Longbow grumbled as she completely
turned away from the nearly naked boy.

Hey!
he protested then looked over the side of the rafters down to Kim.
KP! Little help for the sidekick here?!

At
the sound of her name, Kim turned her head upwards and saw Ron
precariously perched on the rafters as he tried to keep his boxers
covered. Instinctually she pulled out her hair dryer grappling hook
and fired the line towards the rafters. It stuck just above where
Ron and Longbow stood and with the flick of a switch, she was quickly
yanked off the ground.

Oh
sure, just leave me
here to fend for myself. Ill be fine,
Shego called after her in a heavily sarcastic tone.

Kim
turned her head back at the remark and it was just enough of a
distraction for her to be caught off guard when White Knight sliced
the grappling line with a well placed energy beam. She cried out as
she started to fall to the hard floor below but two web lines shot
out and clung to her back and pulled her down safely into Spyders
arms.

Gotcha
lass! he exclaimed as caught her.

Hey
Bug Boy! Shego called as she lit up her hands. No touchie my
Kimmie!

Ya
want er? You can have er! Spyder replied then quickly
tossed Kim towards her.

Shego
let out a surprised gasp before she extinguished her plasma flames
and easily caught the red head in her arms. They flashed a quick
smile at each other but before Shego could even think to put Kim
down, Spyder started to web both of them up. They groaned as they
struggled to break free of the sticky cocoon.

Well
heres another fine mess the sidekick has gotten us into, Shego
remarked.

Shego!
Kim admonished.

What?!
Its true! I mean I thought he was suppose to provide a
distraction for the other
side.

First
of all this is the first time you two have ever actually worked
together in a sitch like this, and secondly if you just let me
concentrate I think…I can…

Beneath
the webbing, Kim struggled to get her right hand into one of the
pouches on her belt. After a few seconds of slow wiggling, she was
finally able to reach in and pull out the object she was looking for.
Another round of struggled followed as she positioned it so it
wouldnt herself or Shego.

Alright,
hold really
still, she instructed.

Shego
was about to ask why she shouldnt move, but before she could a
bright beam of light shot out from the side of the cocoon and sliced
it up. Kim let out a struggled growled as she forced the rest of the
webbing off of herself and dropped to the floor on her hands and
knees. She stood up and replaced the cap on a small canister in her
hand.

Laser
lipstick, she stated plainly.

Fascinating,
Shego droned as she rolled her eyes.

She
then ignited her plasma powers again and burned the webbing from
herself then looked at the other Justice Squad members, all of whom
were looking at the two women cautiously as they continued to resume
their fight. It was brought to a halt, however, by the unexpected
sounds of light clapping behind them. Both teams turned to watch as
Dr. Director and Will Du walked up to them from the shadows of the
room.

Alright,
alright I think thats enough for now, the cyclopitic woman
stated. We all know that both teams could be at this all night.

Yeah
sure, end it when your
guys got the last shot in, Shego quipped with a snort as she
folded her arms under her chest.

I
assure you that had nothing to do with it, Dr. Director replied.

Uh
huh, the pale green woman nodded which earned her a jab in the
ribs from Kim.

Be
nice! the redhead snapped quietly before she turned to the older
woman. We appreciate you letting use train here Dr. Director. I
think its helping both our teams.

My
thoughts exactly the brunette agreed.

Oh
yeah, this helps as much as the nuns use when theyd beat me
knuckles with a ruler, Spyder muttered as he rubbed his sore neck.

They
use to do that to you too?! Shego asked in surprise.

Most
of my life, the masked man replied then tilted his head at her.
You product of the Catholic school system too?

Unfortunately.

Thats
weird. Cant really imagine you as a Catholic school girl,
Spyder remarked then placed his hand over chin. Though givin
it some thought I can and I gotta say I like what Im seein.

Shegos
eyes widened a bit in protest to his lecherous remarks just before
they narrowed into slits and her hands lit up again. She pointed a
flaming, claw tipped finger at him threateningly.

Hey
comic book reject. Not now. Not ever, she warned.

Spyder
was about to offered a rebuttal when he received a fairly hard slap
on the back of the head. He cried out and rubbed the sore spot
before he turned around to see Longbow walking past his vision.

Sorry
about that, she apologized to Shego. He doesnt really have
a filter between his mouth and brain.

Trust
me I have a lot
of experience dealing with people like that, the raven haired
woman replied.

Before
the redheaded archer to respond another voice called out from across
the room.

Uh…heeeelloooo!
Can someone get me a blanket? Or a towel? Or clothes? Or
something? Ron asked from his hiding place behind one of the
pillars.

Case
in point, Shego muttered.

Is
he always
like this? Longbow whispered from behind her right hand.

Constantly.

You
have my pity.

While
most of the other assembled heroes looked away out of respect for the
blond boy, Catgirl kept her eyes glued to his barely covered form.

Me-ow.
Is this my birthday? she asked with a wicked grin.

Unfortunately
her free show was cut short when a large stony hand filled her
vision.

Hey!
she protested.

Give
the guy some privacy kid, Stonehenge remarked.

Will,
why dont you go get a towel for our guest? Dr. Director asked
the uptight agent.

Wait,
why should I-?
he started to protest.

Because
its an order Will.

Knowing
not the question that tone, Will just sighed and slumped off in
search of a towel. While he did that, Kim walked over to Ron to not
only block him from the others view, but also to check on him.

So
other than the obvious, how are you doing? Kim asked, her usual
friendly smile on her face.

Not
so well, Ron replied, hiding behind the pillar even more.

Oh
come on, I thought you didnt get embarrassed?

Im
not embarrassed, he muttered lowering his head even more. Im
ashamed.

That
remark took Kim completely by surprise. Once she recovered from the
shock, a reassuring smile crossed her lips as she laid a comforting
hand on his shoulder.

Ron,
you have nothing to be ashamed of. Im sure you gave it your best
shot, she said.

But
thats just it! I gave it my
best, which lets face it KP, has never been anywhere near
your level! he protested.

Okay,
thats true but its not like I looked down on you for that. And
youve helped me plenty of times before. Youve even saved
me a few times. And trust me, that means a lot to me,
she smiled sweetly.

He
gave her a weak smile in return.

I
guess so, but… he paused as he looked over her shoulder to Shego
who was still talking with Longbow. With Shego around now youve
got someone who can actually fight at your level with you. Youve
got a partner. And…

And…?
she pressed, not sure if she really wanted an answer.

It…makes
me realize that Ill never been anything but
the sidekick.

It
was at the moment that Will come back with a blanket. Ron took it
from him wordlessly then wrapped it around his shoulders and walked
off, his shoulder slouched and head hung low. Kim watched him walk
off and felt like she should say something, anything,
but for some reason words failed her. Which in turn made her feel
like she failed her oldest and best friend. All she could really do
at the moment was let out a low sigh as she held her hands up to her
chest.

Oh
Ron… she whispered worriedly.

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Later
in the evening, after a quick stop by Rons house so he could get a
new set of clothes, the trio returned to Kim and Shegos house
where Kim had planned an enjoyable evening to hopefully lift Rons
spirits. Thankfully Bonnie was still home before she had to leave
for the night shift as Smarty-Mart and that seemed to help him
immensely. A few forced words of kindness from Shego helped as well.
What really seemed to pick him up though was when Kim let him pick
what they would watch for the night. Surprisingly that ended up
being a Boy Meets World marathon on the Disney Channel. It was
unexpected but still enjoyable for the rest of them.

Or
at least it was enjoyable for Kim, Ron and Bonnie. Shego though was
less than thrilled about it and made no secret of that fact. In fact
she has spent most of the first few episodes complaining until Shin
finally woke up and gave her something else to focus on. After she
changed Shins diaper and fed her a bit, she sat down on the floor
with the pale green infant and started to gently toss a ball to her.
She was surprised exactly how well Shin was able to catch it and toss
it back. If she kept it up she could end up being some kind of
sports star.

The
prideful smile Shego had faded when she heard Ron laugh obnoxiously
at some stupid thing on the show. She turned her attention to it for
just a second before letting out an irritated groan.

I
still cant believe Im spending a Friday night watching Boy
Meets World. Ugh, whats become of my life, she moaned.

You
fell in love and started a family, Kim quipped as she winked at
Shego.

Yeah
and this
is making me rethink that whole thing, the raven haired woman shot
back as she pointed to the TV.

Oh
come one Shego its not that bad.

Says
you.

Its
not my first choice either, but at least its entertaining,
Bonnie spoke up from her place next to Ron. And right now Ill
take anything that lets me take my mind off the fact that I have to
work night shift tonight.

Unfortunately
that remark just reminded her that she did have to go to work all too
soon. She buried her face in Rons shoulder and let out a long,
irritated groan at the mere thought of it.

I
dont want to go to work tonight, she whined as Ron gently
rubbed her back. Night shift is the worst. Its when all the
really
big weirdos come to the store.

Shegos
head snapped around to stare at Bonnie in astonishment of that
statement.

Wait
you mean there are even worse
people that got to Smarty-Mart?! she exclaimed.

Bonnie
tilted her head from Rons shoulder so she could glare at the pale
green woman.

You
have no
idea, she warned.

Well
then I guess its a good thing I usually try to avoid-

Shegos
comment was cut off when the bright red ball smacked her right in the
side of the head. She turned her head back towards to Shin to find
the toddler laughed and clapping her hands happily. As if that
wasnt bad enough, she heard another familiar giggle behind her.
She turned her head again to glare at Kim, who had her hand over her
mouth in sad attempt to hide her laughter.

Yuck
it up there Possible, she snarled.

Hey
youre
the one who wanted to teach her how to toss a ball, Kim pointed
out.

Whatever.
At least I didnt let Captain No Taste here pick an old sappy
sitcom staring people who never went on to do anything else with
their lives.

Oh!
Again
with the hate on the show! Why?! Why is everyone against it?!
Ron wailed.

Because
its stupid!

Its
a classic! Its got some great comedy, drama and characters. I
particularly like that Eric guy. Except for his irrational liking of
monkeys, he said in a low tone as he narrowed his eyes.

Shego
rolled her eyes and let out an annoyed sigh.

And
here
we go with the monkeys again, she muttered.

Oh
trust me theyre out there somewhere right now making their
nefarious schemes…

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The
Middleton History Museum is usually a fairly quiet place. Since most
of the scientists in the town tended to look more towards the future
they barely acknowledged the things from the past. In fact the
museum was regarded as more of a novelty than anything else. Still
it drew enough attention from the non scientifically inclined
citizens and school children on field trips to warrant staying open.
It created a nice, calm atmosphere that museums should have. It also
meant that the more unsavory characters that had a tendency to visit
Middleton usually over looked it as they felt there was little of
value to them inside.

Or
at least that was until tonight.

Tonight
the peace and tranquility of the museum was broken by a group of
shadowy figures repelling inside from the rooftop. They landed
soundlessly on the tile floor and the tallest of them stood upright
while the several, smaller figures scampered about the area in search
of their masters treasure. As was usual in these kinds of
situations in Middleton the small groups of thieves were actually
quite unusual. While the tallest among them appeared mostly human
the enlarged and hairy hands and hand style feet resembled those of a
monkey. Though features only served to match those of his minions
who were
in fact monkeys. They were all dressed in matching black gi with
ninja masks covering their furry little heads. Their tails swung
rapidly as they searched the immediate area.

Yes,
go my minions, search this place from top to bottom! Monkey Fist
cackled with evil glee. Once I have the scroll to find the Yonos
palace I will take its power for my own and then I
shall finally become the one true Monkey Master!

He
punctuated his sentence with a maniacal laughter that almost sounded
like a monkeys shrill shriek. He stopped just as quickly as he
started then walked over to the museums directory to study it.

As
soon as I find the blasted thing, he muttered irritably as he
looked over the legend. Now where would they keep an ancient,
mystical scroll?

As
his eyes drifted over the icons and numbers, one of his ninja monkeys
started to screech and hop up and down excitedly. His borrow
furrowed at the distracting noise and he became even more annoyed
when he saw where his supposedly faithful minion was pointing to
eagerly.

I
told you Chippy, were not
going by the gift shop, he chided.

Unbeknownst
to Monkey Fist, the fight with his simian servant was being watched
through the cameras by two guards stationed in the security office.
They continued to stare at the unusual scene for a few seconds before
they looked at each other.

So…shouldnt
we do something about this? one of them asked.

For
$6.50 an hour? the other scoffed. Nah lets call someone who
knows
how to deal with these freaks.

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Kim
let out an almost annoyed sigh when she heard the Kimmunicators
familiar four note tone. Its not that she was bothered with the
idea of helping someone tonight, but after the rather rugged training
session she was really
looking forward to a peaceful night at home. Unfortunately, duty
called.

Whats
the sitch Wade? she asked in her usual cheerful manner.

Break
in at the Middleton History Museum. From the description the guards
gave it sounds like Monkey Fist, Wade informed her.

See?!
I told you! Monkeys! Ron shouted hysterically.

Shego
let out an annoyed groan and shook her head as she stood up with Shin
in her arms.

Oh
boy more monkey talk, she scoffed. At least itll be good
exercise to get me back in the game.

Uh
Shego, arent you forgetting about someone? Kim asked, pointing
to the toddler in her arms.

Doy
Princess, Ill get someone to watch her, Shego shot back,
glazing over at Bonnie.

Hey
dont look at me, I told you I gotta go to work here soon, the
brunette countered.

Ill
call my mom and see if shell watch Shin for a while, Kim
offered.

Well
if it helps, tell her it shouldnt be too difficult, she said,
raising Shins arm before letting it fall back down again. Looks
like shes out for the night.

The
redhead nodded. Im sure that will help.

It
better. Because Im gonna go get changed and get ready to kick
some monkey butt! Shego cheered as she walked off towards the
bedrooms.

Is
it just me or is she a little too
excited for this? Ron asked nervously.

Well
she has
been out of the field for a few months now. Cant blame her for
being a bit excited can we?

Yeah
but the last time she was in the field she was a villain.
Remember?

Im
sure itll be fine, Kim waved off then looked down at the
Kimmunicators screen again. So Wade we got a ride yet?

Yep.
Just set it up. Should be there soon, the young genius replied.

As
usual you rock in stereo Wade, Kim smiled.

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True
to Wades word, their ride arrived just as they had all changed
into their mission outfits and gotten Shin set up with Kims
mother. The person giving them a ride was a little surprised at
seeing three people instead of the usual two, but shrugged it off as
expecting the unusual came with the territory when helping Kim
Possible. They arrived at the museum shortly thereafter and after
they talked to the guards on duty started the search for Monkey Fist.
Unfortunately they were slowed down a bit by the fact that Shego
kept stopping in front of every mirror or reflective surface to
admire herself.

Shego!
Kim chided in a hushed tone. Can you please
do that later?!

Hey,
it took me weeks
of intensive exercise to be able to fit back into this thing so Im
going to admire myself as much as I can, Shego shot back.

But
now is not
the time!

The
pale green woman let out a small groan as she walked back up to Kim
and Ron.

Fine,
fine, she muttered. But you gotta admit I look good in this.

Kim
smiled softly before she leaned over and gave Shego a quick peck on
the cheek.

Of
course you do, she reassured her before her game face
appeared again. But this is mission time now.

Right,
business and pleasure separate sure, Shego nodded then quickly
turned to Ron and whispered. She always
like this on missions?

Yep,
he answered.

Huh.
Guess I never noticed from the other side.

Shhh!
Kim ordered, placing a finger over her lips. I think we found
something.

Shego
and Ron both looked at each other for a second then looked forward to
where Kims finger was pointing. In front of them were three
archways leading to three separate hallways with the inscription
above them reading:

DOORWAYS
TO THE UNKNOWN

Shego
scoffed as she placed her hands on her hips.

Doorways
to the Unknown? she read aloud mockingly. Seriously. And
who sets up a museum like this?

They
take a lot of this stuff very
seriously, Ron pointed out.

Too
seriously apparently. And three doors? Doesnt that seem just a
little
convenient?

What
you never ran into any of this stuff when you
where a hero? Kim retorted.

Shego
looked like she was about to contradict her girlfriend but her
expression quickly feel and her shoulder slumped a bit.

Yeah,
we did, she sighed in defeat.

Kim
smiled at her small victory. So then, which doors should we go
through?

I
say you take the left door, Ronnie boy here take the middle and Ill
take the right, the pale green woman suggested.

Any
particular reason for that ordering?

Shego
shrugged. Just seems right to me.

Ron,
you mind? Kim asked, looking over at her friend.

Hey,
a tunnels a tunnel right? Whats the worse that could-hmph!

The
blond boy was stopped mid sentence by both women placing their hands
over his mouth and glaring at him.

What
are you totally
stupid?! Shego growled. You never
say that in situations like this!

Shes
right Ron. Do you want any of us to get hurt on this mission?!
Kim declared.

Ron
shook his head under their hands.

So
then the middle tunnel is alright with you?

He
nodded.

Aright
then, Kim sighed as she moved her hand. They probably all lead
back to a main room anyway so Im sure well all meet back up
again soon.

A
fist suddenly struck out and hit her shoulder.

Ow!
she cried out and glared at Shego. What was that?!

For
you being almost stupid as the sidekick here, she explained,
jerking a thumb to Ron. Thats another one of those phrases you
dont say.

Whatever.
Lets just get on with this, okay? Kim grumbled.

The
other two nodded before they all split up and went down the separate
tunnels, tense and waiting for anything at all to jump out at them.

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As
Shego made her way through the Tunnel of the Unknown, she
glanced around her and saw that most of the items behind glass of the
display cases were of Native American origin and mostly sticking to
the mystical side of things. Shaman headdresses, dreamcacthers, and
plenty of stuff dedicated to The Great Bear Spirit whatever
that
was. Personally she considered it all a bunch of mombo jumbo that
really wasnt worth her time.

Course
then again she never expected fighting someone named Monkey Fist
to be worth her time either. She couldnt believe this was her
triumphant return to the field. Or even her return to being a hero.
She was hoping itd be something big and noteworthy and something
thatd really help her put her skills to the test.

So
much for that, she muttered.

Though
there was still a small
chance this mission could be interesting. Shed never actually met
Monkey Fist before but she knew he was suppose to be a master of Tai
Shing Pek Kwar. Course it was normally called Monkey Kung Fu
and the guy used monkey ninjas and that just sounded
so…stupid.

Seriously,
how much trouble could monkeys be anyway?

She thought divisively with a shake of her head.

As
she continued to walk down the hallway, she couldnt shake the
feeling that she was being watched. Her body tensed more and more as
the feeling grew stronger and her eye shot from side to side. Being
that she had been cooped up in the house for quite awhile it was
possible that she was just being paranoid.

Yeah
because thats
how it works, she remarked as she balled her hands up into fists.

She
quickly spun around to check area behind her but saw nothing. She
then thought she heard something behind her so she turned back
around, but still saw nothing. This pattern continued for a few
minutes, every time she heard a skittering or chittering sound shed
turn to it and see nothing. Now she knew
someone was playing with her and it was wearing down her already thin
patience.

Alright,
whoever you are, just came out here and fight me like a man! she
challenged.

Instantly
five figures jumped out from the shadows and covered Shego. She let
out a surprised and annoyed scream as she pried the small figures off
her, tossing them against the walls and down the hallway. Once she
recovered from the initial attack she saw them for what they were:
monkeys dressed in ninja garb.

Oh
you gotta be kidding me, she muttered.

The
monkeys looked indignant to the dismissive comment then hopped up to
their feet and took defensive stands.

What,
seriously? Shego asked in disbelief.

The
head monkey nodded, his eyes narrowing dangerously. Shego sighed and
took a half hearted stance of her own.

Well
look what I gotta go now, she grumbled just before the monkeys
launched themselves at her again.

Shego
just let out another annoyed sigh as the battle begun.

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Down
the middle tunnel, Ron found himself surrounded by scrolls and
artifacts of Japanese origin. There was armor and weapons of all
sorts of variety, most of it focusing on the mystical aspects of the
culture. It was all little freaky for him and kinda reminded him of
Yamanouchi which in turn reminded him that he should really try to
get a hold of Yori at some point and see how shes doing. That
train of thought was derailed when he noticed something glistening in
one of the display cases. He walked over to it noticed the small
purple jewel sitting atop a red velvet cushion with a small name card
sitting in front of it.

Jewel
of Four Souls, he read aloud then turned to Rufus who was
sitting on his shoulder. Huh. Must be pretty crowded in there.

Uh
huh. Uh huh. Crowded, Rufus chittered in agreement.

His
admiration of the jewel was broken when he heard soft footsteps
approaching him. Letting out a terrified shriek he quickly turned to
find a single monkey ninja approaching him. He took a step back and
readied himself for an attack but none came. He stared at the
diminutive ninja for a moment and felt something almost…familiar
about it.

Wait…Chippy?!
he asked in surprise.

The
monkey ninja let out a small ook as it nodded vigorously.

Hey
buddy, long time no see! So whats up with-? Ron started to
asked, taking a step forward.

Chippy
stopped him with an outstretch hand. He then crossed his arms over
his shoulder and shook his head while grunting something incoherent
to most. But to Ron it was a clear as day.

What?
Oh come on, you cant blame me for that! Youre
the one who went back to Monkey Fist!

The
irrate monkey screeched loudly and jumped up and down a bit.

Dont
give me that. You went back to Monkey Fist to be the evil monkey
lackey and now look where we are. I got over my fear of monkeys
because of you! he shouted dramatically.

Huh?
Rufus squeaked, looking at him in confusion.

Okay
fine, mostly
got over it. But still the point is, you ran out on me.

Chippy
growled and motioned to someone over his shoulder. Two more monkey
ninjas stepped out of the shadows, ready to back up their comrade at
moments notice. Rons jaw dropped in disbelief of the action
and what he knew was going to happen next.

We
really gotta do this? he asked in a disappointed manner.

Chippy
just nodded slowly.

Fine.
Can I at least have a head start?

The
monkeys went into a huddle and started making whispered grunts and
hoots, one looking up at Ron to study him for a second before ducking
his head back down into the group. After a few seconds they broke
the huddle and Chippy looked up at Ron for the last time and nodded
slowly.

Thanks
man, Ron nodded back.

He
then tore down the hallway as fast as he could, screaming at the top
of his lungs with the highly trained monkeys right behind him.

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Monkey
Fist cackled gleefully as he walked away from the museums display
to Mystical Monkey Power. It was pitifully furnished and almost
painfully inaccurate in some places but it had the one thing he
needed. The scroll to find the palace of the Yono. Soon its
power would be in his grasp and then he
would become the Supreme Monkey Master! He was about to let out his
trademark laughing/hooting sound but any joy he had was completely
lost when he saw a familiar red headed figure walk around the corner.

Kim
Possible?! he shouted in outrage.

Well
look who I found, Kim remarked, going into a defensive stance. I
dont suppose youd be willing to just put that scroll back and
come along to jail with me, would you?

An
angry scowl crossed the moneky mans face as he tightened his grip
on the scroll and held it as far away from her as he could.

Never,
he spat raising his other hand in a combative gesture.

Thats
what I thought, the redhead remarked.

With
that she leapt forward and tried to snatch the scroll away from him.
Monkey Fist deftly spun around to avoid her attack then brought up a
hand shaped foot and hit her across the back as she passed, knocking
her to the floor. She jumped back up to her feet and tried to bring
him down with a flying kick, but he deflected this as well by
grabbing her foot and throwing her to the other side of the room.
She bounced off her hand to flip herself up and land gracefully on
her feet.

Alright,
different tactic, she muttered then charged him again.

This
time she stopped just in front of him and started to unleash a flurry
of punches and kick on her opponent. Monkey Fist defended her
attacks as best he could while still holding onto the scroll. He
would occasionally have to toss it to his other hands so he could
properly defend or attack as well as keep it away from her. In one
instance he balanced on his left foot so he could hold it in his
right hand foot as he attacked with both his fists. He let out an
annoyed growl as sweat began to form over his elongated brow. He
would have finished her off quite a bit ago if he didnt have to
worry about the scroll.

Where
are
those blasted monkeys?!

He thought in annoyance.

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Back
in the right tunnel Shego had her own hands full with the monkey
ninjas. They were a lot more tenacious than she gave them credit for
and the did have the numbers advantage on her. Still they were just
monkeys and she had the height and strength advantage on them. She
tossed one off her shoulder, then grabbed the tail of another one
that was around her waist and swung it around to hit another one that
was trying to jump at her. She then kicked away one that was
standing in front of her. She breathed heavily and watched them
carefully as they started to pick themselves up again.

Alright,
enough of this! she growled as she ignited her plasma powers.
Fire in the hole!

The
assembled monkey ninjas shrunk back at the sight of the black and
green flames surrounding the womans hands. Not to mention the
near psychotic look on her face. The stared at each other for a
second before taking off in the other direction as fast as their
hands and feet could carry them.

Yeah
you better
run! Shego called out after them.

She
then let out soft sigh as she extinguished her flames and relaxed a
bit.

I
cant believe it took me that long to deal with a pack of monkeys,
she muttered in self disgust. I am
out of practice.

She
shrugged it off then continued on her way down the rest of the
tunnel. Soon enough it led into a large circular room with a few
more doorways leading to other areas of the museum. What really
caught her attention though were the two people fighting each other
in the middle of the room. Kim was doing her best to fight off
Monkey Fist and apparently get some kind of scroll from him but he
was more than holding his own against her. Her hands balled up into
fists again as she started charging towards him.

Kimmie!
she called out.

Kim
blocked one of the Monkey Fists fists then turned her head to the
person calling out her name.

Shego!
Get the scroll! she ordered.

It
took a second for Shego to get use to Kim giving her an order during
a mission but she quickly recovered and nodded, then started to go
for the scroll. Unfortunately her charge was interrupted by a high
pitched squealing sound. All three combatants stopped for a moment
to watch Ron come running into the room, arms waving frantically and
three monkey ninjas pawing at him.

Get
em off! Get em off! he shouted in desperation.

Scratch
that, help Ron first, Kim sighed.

The
pale green woman just shook her head in annoyance then leapt over the
two fighters to assist the blond boy. She grabbed one of the ninjas
by the back of its gi and tossed it across the room. She then
ignited her hands again and blasted away the other two, causing them
to fall to the floor in unconscious heaps. Ron hunched over and
breathed heavily for a second before he looked up at Shego.

Thanks,
he said.

Dont
mention it, Shego replied. Ever. Now if youll excuse
me…

She
then ran forward and tackled Monkey Fist off of Kim which finally
caused him to loose his grip on the scroll. It went sailing through
the air and landed perfectly in Rons hand. He stared at it for a
second in confusion before his eyes turned to Kim.

Uh…
he started to say.

Its
what Monkey Fist is trying to steal. Can you put it back in the
exhibit it belongs to? Kim asked him sweetly.

Sure
thing KP! Ron nodded diligently.

He
then looked around for where he thought it should go until he found a
sign above one of the doorways that read:

SECRETS
OF MYSTICAL MONKEY POWER

Im
guessing thats probably it, he muttered to Rufus.

Oh
yeah, Rufus nodded.

Stay
here and see if you can help Kim and Shego, Ill go put his thing
back.

Gotcha!
the mole rat squeaked with a thumbs up before jumping off his
masters shoulder.

As
Ron walked down the hallway to the Mystical Monkey Power exhibit, Kim
turned her attention back to the fight between Shego and Monkey Fist.
Much like herself, Shego seemed to be having a difficult time
breaking through the monkey mans defensives. Of course, unlike
her, Shego also have a rather handy trick up her sleeve. After a few
more exchanges of fists and feet, she finally got upset and ignited
her plasma powers once more fired a quick blast right into Monkey
Fists stomach. He let out a howl of pain as he flew through the
air and landed right at Kims feet. The red smiled then knelt down
so she could hold his hands down to the floor.

So,
ready to give up now? she asked with a smug smile.

The
enraged half-man/half-monkey breathed heavily for a few seconds as he
snarled up at his captor. Much to Kims surprise, however, it was
soon replaced with a rather smarmy smile of his own. A dangerous
glint came to his eye as he stared up at her.

Oh
no, he whispered smoothly. You see I anticipated the arrival
of you and your little sidekick my dear. Granted I hadnt planned
on Shego to be here as well, and Im more than a little miffed
about that,
he snarled, glaring at the pale green woman.

Well
get use to it cause this is how its gonna be from now on, Shego
remarked, crossing her arms over her chest.

In
any case, I assumed you and the imposter would try to stop me and
most likely put the scroll back, Monkey Fist continued. And
given his penchant for taking that which is rightfully mine,
I decided not to take any
chances this time.

A
horrified look crossed Kims face at the thinly veiled threat and
the dangerous looked coming to Monkey Fists face.

What
did you do?! she screamed, slamming him against the ground.

Just
made sure that if I
cant have the power of the Yono then he
wont either! he shouted crazily as his right hand foot reached
up into his pant leg and pulled something out.

Kimmie
look out! Shego warned her as she ran forward to try to get what
looked like a detonator.

Unfortunately
neither Kim nor Shego could react fast enough for the thumb on his
foot to pressed the red button on top of the cylinder like device.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Ron
hummed a bit as he walked down the small hallway to the Mystical
Monkey Power exhibit. He fought off a shudder as he looked around at
all the displays dedicated to the strange power that supposedly he
had flowing through him. He really didnt know how it worked other
than it came and went from time to time. Kim had suggested the he
try to harness it but he just wasnt ready to embrace the monkey
side yet. It was just too…creepy.

He
looked around and quickly spotted the glass display case with a small
hole cut out in front of it and an empty pillow sitting inside. He
nodded then walked over to it and carefully slid the scroll back into
place. He studied the damaged case for a second, trying to decide if
he should try to fix it.

Eh
Im sure they got people for that, he remarked.

He
was about to leave when a soft beeping sound from behind the display
stand caught his attention. He peered around it to find a small
metal box attack to the bottom of the pedestal with a flashing red
light on top. It suddenly beeped very quickly before turning a solid
color. Rons eyes widened in horror when he realized what it was
and what the red light meant. The world seemed to move in slow
motion as Ron brought his hands up to feebly protect his face. Oddly
enough a warm, calming sensation came over him as his hole body began
to light up with a soft blue glow. Normally he would have been
scared of that or at least question what it was, but he had more
pressing matters at the moment. Not to mention he was out of time.

A
thunderous explosion filled his ears as blinding white light filled
his vision. The warm feeling around him only increased as his body
was flung helplessly across the room. He barely felt it though as an
inky blackness started overwhelm him, shutting out the rest of the
world. Before he was completely lost he thought on last thing:

Kim,
Im sorry.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

ROOOOOON!!
Kim screamed out in terror as she tore down the hallway.

Caught
up in the heat of the moment, and concern filling her own thoughts,
Shego ran after the redhead, both completely forgetting about Monkey
Fist. They ran as fast as they could down the dimly light hallway,
utter fear encompassing their thoughts. Naturally Kim was much more
concerned then Shego, but the pale green woman was still concerned.
She didnt like the thought of anyone
she knew dying, no matter how annoying they were. She glanced over
to her and saw the worry completely covering Kims face and she
felt sorry for not knowing how to comfort her.

Kims
mind raced with all the horrible thoughts of what could have happened
to Ron. The explosion they heard didnt sound too large but
depending on how close he was he could be seriously injured. Even…

NO!
her
mind shouted. That
didnt happen! It
couldnt
have happened! No ones suppose to get seriously hurt on our
missions! It just doesnt happen! Hell be alright. He
has
to be alright!

After
running for what seemed like an eternity the two finally reached the
other end of the hallway and saw the smokey remains of the exhibit.
Kims eyes immediately zoomed in on the prone body laying on the
face down on the floor. Her heart sunk when she saw the tattered
remains of his clothes, the cuts covering his body and the unnatural
position his limbs were laying in. Tears stinging her eyes she ran
over to then knelt down, grabbed his shoulder and gently turned him
off to get a bitter look at him, being careful to not hurt him any
more. Her eyes widened and she let out a horrified gasp at the sight
before her.

Oh
Ron, she whispered turning away into Shegos waiting arms.
No…

To
Be Continued….

Authors
Notes:

Yes, its a horrible
cliffhanger but interestingly enough not where I originally intended
to end this chapter. I just noticed it was starting to run a bit
long so I decided to end it earlier than I thought and thankfully
that scene worked out quite well as a chapter cut. Now youll all
just have to wait and see what happened to poor Ron.
Muwahahahahahahahaha!! Oh Im a naughty boy! Naughty!
Naughty! Naughty! Nau…

Ahem.
Anyway, here we go the first chapter to the highly anticipated
Sidekick, No More. One of the major event stories in the
MI series. It probably wont be a huge as Maternal Instinct
ended up being but it will
one of those stories that has a profound impact on the series. Most
notably Ron. I mean…obviously just look where this chapter ended.
Youre probably all wondering where the storys going to go from
here right? Well for that youll just have to wait for the
following chapters. I hope its a journey youll be willing to
take with me and wont be too pissed once its all over. I
really have a feeling people are either gonna like what Im gonna
do to Ron or really
hate it. Guess well find out which one itll be soon enough.

Take
care til next time!

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