Kim Possible Porn Story: His Honor The Mayor Drew Lipsky – Chapter 27

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So, have you read any of these stories people write about you on the Internet? Monique asked Kim as the pair and Bonnie huddled in one corner of the Barr mansion’s main entry hall. There were already more then a hundred guests present, mostly just in period clothes, but some in costumes. Such as Ron, who was dressed as ‘The Sheik’. And who had assured Kim it was not a ploy to get her to wear a harem outfit. Especially since her parents were in attendance.

James and Anne were following the theme of their Halloween costumes, though this time they were dressed like archetypal Hollywood explorers from the early movies, in neat explorer khakis complete with Pith helmets. James even had a monocle, which Anne was still trying to help him keep in place, though he couldn’t seem to get the hang of it.

Kim shook her head. I never read that kind of stuff, Mon. I have to admit I’m a little sensitive about my public rep, and a few things I read early on made me get a bit obsessive about some little things. Fortunately Ron helped me snap out of it. Mostly by demonstrating his own brand of trivial obsession! Anyway, I’m not sure I want to read what some people’s fantasies about me might be!

Maybe I should have hung around Stoppable a bit more myself. Bonnie commented, Maybe he’d have cured me of my habit, too! She looked around the room, then said, Think the Mankeys are going to show, Monique?

Monique’s lips twitched a bit. She would have smiled, but since she was exchanging looks with a guy across the room, it might have been misinterpreted. Not likely, Bon! IN fact, I’d be surprised if Josh is still in school when the holidays are over!

Kim looked back and forth between the two, confused and curious. What? Why wouldn’t he be? What did I miss?

Both of her companions rolled there eyes. Apparently, just about everything! Monique quipped with a grin, which quickly faded. Of course, you’ve had a lot on your mind lately, so you probably haven’t had the time…

Kim waved both hands in a dismissive gesture. Don’t apologize, Mon, just dish! What’s up with Josh?

Monique hesitated, then her grin reappeared. Well, it seems Josh is going to be a daddy! Kim’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets, while Bonnie nodded vigorously, and added And get this, it’s an older woman!

Across the room, Jean Stoppable addressed her son. Kim looks pretty happy tonight, Ron. Ron who was trying to find a movement that synced with the ’20s music that was playing, looked over at the gaggle of gossiping girls, and nodded, noting Kim’s astonished look as Monique and Bonnie alternated talking to her. Yep, she’s getting back to normal, Mom. Then he paused, Well, maybe not normal, exactly, but she’s doing all right.

A few moments later his BFGF parted company with her friends and came over to talk to him, a wide smile on her face as she pecked him on the cheek. Then a curious look appeared. Did you know Josh Mankey was 18, Ron?

He nodded. Sure! He had to retake freshman year, because he got sick and missed three months, or something! His birthday was November 2nd. The guys think he got a real special birthday present, but I don’t know what it was.

Kim smirked. I have a hunch I know what it was, and he got a bit careless with it! Then she blushed slightly, Uh, let’s forget that! Having a good time?

Oh, yeah! I’m all about having the good time, KP, you know that! Then he looked over her shoulder, and his jaw sagged, KP, take a deep breath and let it out before you look at who just came in!

Kim chose to just turn around, and her jaw dropped too. Then she snorted in amusement. That’s probably all your fault! She whispered to Ron.

Huh? Ron replied, puzzled. Then his face brightened. Oh, right! ‘Showdown at the Crooked D! But not sure if I want to take all theum, credit?

Doctor Drakken was decked out in a 1920s’ Hollywood-style cowboy outfit, complete with oversize chaps and white ten-gallon hat. He was being greeted at the door by Big Ed Barr, who was dressed like a prosperous banker of the period.

Actually, Came Shego’s voice from behind them, He originally wanted to attend as ‘The Sheik’, himself, but caught wind of Stoppable’s intentions to do so, and made the switch at the last minute. They turned to see the (ex?)villainess speaking to them, but keeping an eye on a quartet dressed as Keystone Kops passing by, twirling either their batons or the tips of their mustaches as they sauntered through the ceowd.

Don’t worry, Shego. Bernie assured her as she too joined the group, This time, it is brother Joe and his frat cronies in those get-ups.

They going to cause trouble this time? Shego asked suspiciously as she continued to track their progress.

Not on New Year’s, no. They don’t want to get tossed before the toast, and Joe doesn’t want to get Dad mad or he might find himself not having much fun after midnight, either! Suddenly she frowned. By the way, didn’t you have another party to attend tonight?

Shego made a face as she shrugged, Meh, it was canceled, GJ got wind of the location, and we never reschedule on the fly, too many security issues! Too bad, it could have been a good one. Then she drifted away, still a little too uncomfortable hanging around Kim peacefully.

She was shortly replaced by Drakken himself, causing Ron to lead Kim to the living room, where a couple were teaching anyone who wished how to do some twenties dances. Within a few minutes, the pair, along with Bonnie and Monique were doing an energetic Charleston, along with a dozen others.

Ah, youth! James Possible remarked to his wife, You know, I don’t believe I ever attempted the Charleston!

And you’re not going to try it tonight in those boots, James Possible! Anne replied with a stern look, before smiling, Though I haven’t had much chance to talk to Doctor Loomis in person since you recovered from your skiing experience, maybe I should look for a chance to catch up!

James winced slightly at the mention of his chiropractor, then nodded. Point well served, Dear!

Besides, Anne spoke softly in his ear, If you want to do something vigorous to celebrate the New Year….

James eyebrows raised, and his face darkened slightly. Which of us should make the appointment with Doctor Loomis for afterwards, Dear? And who gets to explain the cause of my problem? He smiled in quiet satisfaction as Anne blushed, too.

The shortage of limber males meant that there was a disproportionate number of females involved in the dancing, and much switching of partners. Ron and Monique stepped out for a breather and stood on the sidelines watching Kim and Bonnie go at it. Is it just me, or have those two somehow turned this into another competition? Monique asked Ron. When the red-faced boy just smiled and shook his head, she asked another question. So, Kim found out about ‘Kigo’, huh?

Ron’s jaw dropped. Yyou know about Kigo?! He replied, fortunately keeping the volume under control.

Uh huh. Monique replied, she sipped from a cup of fruit punch before adding, And I know about ‘Mongo’, too. She looked down at her chest, Though the one where these were 38DDs was just sick.

Ron swallowed nervously. Doesn’t ring a bell! Then a thoughtful look came over his face. Um, Monique, shouldn’t I know Kim’s size? I mean, in case I ever wanted to buy her…um, you know?

Monique looked at him a moment askance, then rolled her eyes. Okay, Ron, First, you don’t buy the lingerie, she does, or at least any that has to be the right size, trust me! Second, you already know the answer to what her size is!

Ron looked puzzled. I do?

Monique gave him a stern look. Uh huh, the answer is: ‘The right size for you’, correct?

Ron blinked, then nodded vigorously. Right! Silly me!

Monique nodded approvingly, That’s my good Ronique stud! Then she burst into giggles at the look that brought to Ron’s face. She tried to stifle them as Kim and Bonnie came over, but couldn’t, and Ron’s face grew redder in anticipation of Kim asking the obvious question…but then her attention shifted away from him, and he followed her gaze to see his mom and Drakken being ushered through a doorway by Ed Barr. Both teens scowled, and spoke simultaneously, What’s that about? Bonnie and Monique tied on the Jinx!

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Elsewhere in Middleton, a suspicious truck cruised through a residential neighborhood. A large Box truck, it was painted black overall, with gold lettering on the driver’s door: After Dark Express. The driver hunched over the steering wheel, a billed cap pulled low over his eyes, reading house numbers as he passed them. Suddenly spotting the one he wanted, he swung the truck into the curb in front of the house. Then he emerged from the cab, looking up and down the street cautiously. Studying the house and seeing lights on inside, he rubbed his hands together, then moved quickly to the rear of the truck.

Instead of the normal roll-up door, however, he pressed a concealed switch and opened a man sized door. As two steps extended down from it to allow easy access, the mystery figure snickered gleefully, then leaped up the stairs. The door closed as he entered the cargo box.

Minutes a later, a series of clicks sounded, and the ‘box’ began to slide rearward, proving to be a metal outer shell over a transparent inner shell. Two supports with wheels at the bottom swung down to support the metal shell, which finally stopped, having slid almost it’s own length beyond the end of the truck.

For a few moments, all was quiet. Then dazzling light suddenly flared within the transparent shell, and a low hum filled the neighborhood.

And then came a voice….

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It is a matter of some concern, you understand… Ed Barr said to Drakken as they entered his study. Three men were already there, all members of the Middleton City Council, as well as the city’s chief legal counsel, Courtland A. Peel, who glowered at Drakken, and showed little more welcome to Jean Stoppable.

Glaring at Ed Barr, he thundered, Have you told them? Have you asked him? Indicating Drakken, and continuing before Ed could reply, Four families, completely vanished! The Mayor, School Superintendent, and two council members, all up and vanishing overnight! I tell you, I knew there was going to be trouble, as soon as he entered the Mayoral race!

Calm down, Courtland, Ed replied, in a soothing tone, I’ve explained the situation to the Mayor, and.. But Peel cut him off, still angry.

And have you asked for an explanation? Well? I’ll calm down when I hear something that satisfies me, and that’s..

Quite enough! Ed Barr snapped, eyes suddenly as hard as his voice, which cut Peel off cold, and seemed to miraculously douse his anger at the same time. This is my home, Courtland, and you’ll behave civilly here, or never be welcome here again! Do I make myself clear?

Courtland Peel, suddenly very calm, nodded. Certainly Ed, I apologize for the outburst. The Councilmen were all looking at Peel with either pity or sympathy,or possibly a mix of both.

I think we should all sit and discuss this calmly, gentlemen…and lady. Ed nodded to Jean, who nodded back, though a small frown was on her face. Do we have any idea at all whether there was foul play involved?

Ed shook his head. The Upperton Police claim to be baffled. The State’s Attorney’s Office is already involved, though, due to their investigation of the Mayor and the Superintendent. I wasn’t aware whether any council members were involved in those matters concerning the Trust, though. He looked questioningly at Drew.

Drakken shrugged. As far as I know, only the first two were involved in the financial mismanagement! The news is a surprise to me, I assure you. He directed a steady gaze at Peel, who shifted uncomfortably.

Ed vented an exasperated sigh. Well, that wasn’t the matter I wished to discuss with you, in any event. Though the disappearance of fifteen people, pets and all, is quite disturbing!

Drakken looked at him curiously. Pets and all?

Barr nodded. Yes. Makes it look more like a voluntary departure then a kidnapping doesn’t it? The men in the room all nodded agreement, Peel a trifle dubiously.

Yes it does, but what was the matter you did want to discuss? Drakken asked curiously.

Ed Barr clapped his hands and nodded, smiling. Ah! Well, firstly, good work trying to recreate the Tri-Cities School District, Mister Mayor! Hopefully that will still occur, despite these odd developments! He paused, looking at the three councilmen and Peel before continuing. In fact, we’ve been wondering if we should take the idea a bit farther, and unite the three cities under a single municipal government.

Drakken blinked, momentarily nonplussed. Jean almost spoke, before realizing that she’d probably stutter if she did, and took a moment to compose herself before asking Is there a precedent for such a thing?

Peel spoke up first. Well, certainly there are precedents, but I don’t believe any of the pre-existing ones apply here. However, I will look into the matter, if that is Ed—the Mayor’s wish? He corrected himself gracelessly as he remembered he represented the city, not Ed Barr.

Drakken seemed to consider it for a moment. I’m not sure… He finally answered, Is there a reasonable chance that it could be done? Personally, having made a study of the infrastructure involved, I doubt it would improve the situation in any of the three cities involved.

Ed Barr’s eyebrow raised. Really? You don’t think it’s a good idea? Everyone else save Jean Stoppable seemed to hold their breath as Drakken appeared to mull over his reply. Then he shook his head. No, I really think things are better as they are, Edward.

Ed continued to regard Drakken for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully. I see… Then he looked at a clock sitting on his desk, and smiled. Gentlemen and lady, we had better return to the party, we only have five minutes to fill our glasses before midnight strikes!

As they filed out, Jean drew Drakken a little to the side. Drew, do you have any idea what’s going on in Upperton? She asked quietly.

Hmmm? Oh, well, I know what was supposed to happen up there. He replied, smiling faintly, Let’s just say a little ‘hostile takeover’ of sorts isn’t going to be happening, and leave it at that for the moment, please?

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I see no reason you shouldn’t have champagne, Ronald. Dean Stoppable told his son, smiling, I think you’re man enough, son!

Welll…if KP does, I will! Ron replied with a grin. He turned to Kim, who considered it, but then shook her head. I think that’s another thing I’ll wait to enjoy until I’m eighteen.

Ron turned to the young woman acting as server. You heard the Lady! Two Ginger Ales, if you please! He said in his best portentous voice. The server smiled and handed them each a champagne glass full of their beverage of choice, then gave Ron’s parents, Jean having just joined them, each a glass of champagne. Kim’s parents joined them as well, while Kim spotted Bonnie being drawn into the Rockwaller family huddle with extreme reluctance. Her two sisters had been unhappy to wear the same flapper dresses they’d worn on Halloween, but the party, and probably a bit of bubbly, had cheered them up.

Ron hooked one arm through Kim’s and held his glass up with the other, and Kim followed suit. Monique came over and Kim eyed her glass dubiously, but Monique refused to make eye contact. Then a hand plucked the glass from Monique’s hand and replaced it with another, and Bernie swept past, wagging a finger in the girl’s face as she moved away with the champagne. Monique pouted, then saw Kim grinning at her, and snorted, then raised her ginger ale as the clock began to enter the final countdown.

People began to chant out loud…Ten…Nine…Eight…Seven…Six…Five…Four…Three…Two…One, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

The three teens downed their drinks in one gulp, then Mon noticed Ron looking around, before Kim nudged him in the ribs with her elbow, and as soon as his attention was on her, giving him a surprisingly mild peck on the cheek, which caused him to redden significantly. Ron had come to expect loud noises to accompany countdowns, and always seemed disappointed when they didn’t occur.

Monique poked Kim. What’s with the chaste bit, you have every reason to go whole hog on the boy right now.

Kim grimaced slightly. Nice choice of phrase, Mon! And you could say it’s our own New Year’s tradition, but explaining it would take… She was interrupted by the Kimmunicator’s chimes, coming from the small clutch bag she wore hanging from her shoulder. She gave her parents a sheepish look as she pulled it out and activated it, while Ron checked his watch. Twenty-three seconds, a new record for us! Kim repeated her elbow nudge a bit more forcefully, then looked at Wade’s image on the screen. Hey Wade, Happy New Year, and What up?

Wade had a big smile on as he replied. Happy New Year to you too, Kim! And Ron! And is Bonnie Rockwaller there?

Kim’s face screwed up in confusion. Bonnie? Monique looked over to the Rockwallers and caught Bonnie’s eye. Gesturing to her to come over. A look of relief appeared on the brunette’s face as she began to disengage from her family.

What’s going on, Wadester? Ron asked, peering over Kim’s shoulder. Unnoticed, Shego had drifted closer, attracted by the Kimmunicator’s chimes as well.

Well, the MPD got a disturbance call, which normally wouldn’t involve you, except it’s…um, not sure how to say this… Kim’s brow furrowed as she thought, then she spoke up warily. Bonnie, disturbance involving me, it must be Junior!

Wade responded with a sickly grin. Bonnie was now close enough to hear what followed. He’s parked in front of the Rockwaller house, in some kind of mobile stage, singing! And his voice is amplified enough to carry for blocks! But that’s not the weirdest part! As Wade paused, Bonnie groaned, and Kim and Ron exchanged looks. It’s just…he’s dressed…I don’t know how to say this…

He’s dressed up as the Baby New Year? Came Shego’s helpful suggestion, making Kim and Ron both jump and spin to see the thief standing behind them. Actually startled by their reaction, Shego recovered and smirked. Problem?

Yes! Wait, was that Shego? Wade was momentarily confused, then shook his head. Yes, he is, from the image I’m getting from my surveillance drone…would you like to see it?

Kim’s and Bonnie’s NOs were overruled by Monique’s, Ron’s, and Shego’s affirmative responses. Wade smirked and pressed a key, and the image on the Kimmunicator changed. Five sets of eyes widened, and five jaws dropped.

Shego found her voice first. Baby New Year crossed with ‘Midnight Cowboy’, I’d say! The boots and stetson…okay, but the chaps, with a diaper? Yep, the kid’s lost it! Wonder if the old man wants to adopt a healthy, sane young woman?

Monique cranked her jaw shut next. The ‘boy’ may have lost his mind, but the ‘man’ has one smokin’ bod, I have to give him that!

Bonnie rolled her eyes. Yeah, but remember how shallow the brain pool is!

Monique nodded, but didn’t take her eyes off the screen. Sometimes I can live with a dip in the shallow end!

Kim looked at Ron. I guess we had better go handle this. She said resignedly.

Bonnie shook her head. No, this one’s all mine, Possible! I’ll take Miss Brainstruck here along as back-up, you two stay and enjoy the party. And that means joining that slow dance they’re starting, get it? Come on, Mon! She snagged Monique by one arm and began to haul her towards the door. Kim watched them go, then glanced at the dance floor, then Wade again. Um, well, that’s settled, I guess! But, do you know what he’s singing, Wade?

‘Never gonna Give You Up’, you want to hear it? This time, Wade received a unanimous ‘No!’, which only made his grin widen as Kim signed off. The Ron offered her his arm. Shall we, mon KP Kim rolled her eyes but smiled as she accepted the proffered elbow, and the pair headed for the dance floor.

Both sets of parents were together as the two began, taking a moment to watch the young couple before joining in themselves. Then both mothers sighed, both fathers smiled, and offered their own arms, and led their spouses to the dance floor.

Standing nearby next to Doctor Drakken, Shego actually wondered…Doctor D, not to start any rumors, but you any good at that kind of dancing?

A quirk of the lips resulted. I can do a mean tango, with the aid of a bit of Chablis, Shego, but never had much luck with ballroom. Caused too many sore toes, if you catch my drift.

Shego smirked. Nevermind, then, you’d be just like the kid at Junior Prom.

You too? Bernie commented as she stepped up besides them. You went to your Junior Prom? She added curiously.

More like I went to ‘a’ Junior Prom. Shego responded, One of the consultants for Team Go thought it would help me with my adjustment issues. I hadn’t really attended classes regularly since the powers, and didn’t know anyone, so it was even more awkward then it had to be. Oh, but it made a great photo op: ‘Team Go teens enjoy normal life, despite great responsibility!’ She snorted derisively. Totally staged, and one more irritation that drove me away.

There was a moment of awkward silence, and Shego colored slightly. But Bernie got her off the hook. Mayor Lipsky, why don’t we give it a try? I only have one set of toes you have to worry about stepping on, might be able to work this out. Drakken raised one eyebrow, then smiled politely and offered his arm, leading Bernie to the dance floor. Fine, leave me alone. Shego muttered, but then her lips twitched into a grin, which she hid by sipping her champagne.

Drakken decided to depart at half-past midnight, and he and Shego headed to the parking lot, with Kim, Ron, and Bernie following along, all pulling on their coats. Though their parents had given permission for the teens to stay at the party as long as they did, Kim had brought her Sloth, now properly equipped for snowy roads. And she wanted the opportunity of a leisurely drive home with her BFBF, then she’d give Hana’s babysitter, Gina Leo, a ride home.

Drakken had brought the same two-seat hovercraft he’d been flying when he’d found Kim sitting in the waterpark that night. He actually offered to assist Shego into her seat, which she accepted with good grace, even though her dress wasn’t that hard to maneuver in. Well, a New Year, new possibilities, and all that! He said as he got into the pilot’s seat. He looked at Kim spculatively for a moment then sighed. But I still can’t make any promises what our relationship might be at this time next year, Kimberly, I’m sorry.

Kim couldn’t think of a response, but Ron had one. That’s okay, Doc D! Maybe you’ll go straight, and we’ll try evil! Heheheheh! Kim rolled her eyes, and Drakken smirked, Well, someone has to fill in the comic-relief role for villains, after all!

Hey! Ron responded in, surprisingly, mock outrage. The hovercraft rose into the air with no further comment from it’s pilot, and headed towards Mount Middleton. Once they were at his desired cruising altitude, Drakken sighed. “This has been a very strange year.”

Shego snorted. “Doctor D, by normal standards, most of our years have been ‘strange’!”

Drakken nodded good-naturedly. “True. Did you make any Resolutions?”

“Nope, no point with my life, I never canhelp breaking the ones I make. Did you?”

“Of course! I made several, though my track record may be no better then yours at keeping them.”

“Well, there’s one I hope you made.” Shego commented. Drakken looked at her curiously, and she explained, expression serious. “I hope you resolved never to ask me to wear a wire again!”

It’s going to be real hard to go back to the old ways if Drakken goes back to being a villain, KP. Ron commented as he wrapped his arms around the girl, both watching the receding lights from the hovercraft.

You’re right, but let’s try and put off any negative thoughts for as long as possible this year, ‘kay, Ron? Kim responded, snuggling into his embrace.

You got it, KP! Ron responded. Bernie smiled and started to turn away from the two lovebirds, when something caught her eye. Her head snapped up, eyes widening in shock. SAM!

Huh? Sam who? Ron responded, but Kim’s eyes were already following Bernie’s gaze, also going wide. Oh My God! A small flame had appeared in the sky, rising vertically from somewhere east of them, and now arcing towards the hovercraft. As the trio watched in horror, it closed rapidly on Drakken’s craft, and then a bright flash illuminated the night sky.

Out of the flash they saw the hovercraft emerge, still under some sort of tenuous control, corkscrewing erratically across the sky before suddenly plunging downwards into Middleton. There was no flash or explosion after it disappeared from sight. For a moment, all three watchers were frozen. Then…

Come on, Ron! Kim shouted, and dashed towards the Sloth. Right with ya, KP! Ron responded. I’m coming, too! Bernie cried. Ron held the seat out of the way as the nurse climbed into the back seat. He barely made it into his own seat before Kim had the vehicle in motion, and was just buckled in when they hit the front gate of the estate and turned onto the main road.

Kim, I Know this is major, and you have your driver’s license, but… Bernie’s concerns were cut short by Kim.

I also passed a Pursuit Driving course at the State Police Academy! Kim snapped grimly.

Passed it? She aced it! Ron exclaimed. Clear! he added for Kim’s benefit as they came to an intersection and he checked traffic coming from the right. Bernie sat back and let them do their thing.

But then the Sloth’s comm system activated, and a image of Wade Load appeared on the screen. Kim! We’ve got major trouble!

I know! Kim snapped tensely as she had to slow to allow a tractor trailer to negotiate a turn in front of her, We saw Drakken get shot down!

WHAT!? Wade responded in shock, before shaking his head. No, this is different! The alarms are going off at your house, I think there’s been an explosion!

It took all of Kim’s self-control not to take her eyes off the road as she responded, What? Oh, no, TWEEBS! Wade, I can’t deal with both crises at once, I…. Then she broke off, eyes widening, and couldn’t help looking away from the road to meet Ron’s astonished gaze, You don’t suppose….

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Shego?….Shego, can you *hack* hear me?….whereare we?…everything upside down…but the furnishings seem familiar…Shego?…Shego please answer me!

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And I cruelly leave it there for the moment.

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