Kim Possible Porn Story: Fly Me to the Moon Chapter 4

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I.

Hicka bicka boo!

Hoosha!

The exultant cries floated across the dark suburban yard, informing James and Ann Possible that their boys were safe. Parental relief was immediately leavened with parental anger, however, as their suspicions that the twins were the cause of the explosion had been confirmed.

Jim, Tim their father said sternly as he jogged up to them.

Hey, Dad, a grinning Jim said.

Look what we did! Tim proudly added.

Oh my! Nana said.

The machine, Ann said in wonder as she looked towards the ruins of her home and saw that the Lorwardian walker was no more. Its gone. But how?

We used Rons Z-Boy game control console to reverse polarize the matter/anti-matter flux capacitors Jim said.

And annihilated the walker by creating a momentary singularity that collapsed in on itself, Tim concluded.

Outstanding! James said as he rested his hands on his sons shoulders.

Could someone explain that in English? Mr. Stoppable asked. I may be Actuary of the Year but I didnt understand a word of what the boys said.

We made a black hole that made the aliens machine disappear. Tim explained.

I see, Mr. Stoppable said with an appreciative nod before he asked, Do you think that would work with the junk in our garage?

II.

Whats the sitch? Kim asked Cochrane. The captain replied with a concise report on the Colorados discovery. Sounds lairish to me, the teen hero said thoughtfully.

It definitely has the bad guy mojo, Ron agreed.

But which bad guys mojo? she wondered aloud.

Drakken? Ron suggested.

He has done underwater lairs, she said. But he really seemed into the whole flower thing in the Alps before the Lorwardians showed up.

True, Ron said. Maybe it was Monkey Fist?

Monkey Fist? she replied skeptically. Aside from the fact that hes now a statue, using an underwater base would help him become supreme monkey ruler how?

Hed use it to create an army of giant sea monkeys, Ron explained.

Kim cocked an eyebrow. Giant sea monkeys, she said with acute skepticism.

Okay, that did sound pretty lame, Ron conceded before he brightened. Unless DNAmys involved! Shes all about splicing and dicing the genes!

Okay, as weird as that sounds, it could be possible

Ah-booyah, Ron said smugly. The Ronman shoots and scores.

Maybe, Kim said. We wont know until we actually investigate.

Aw man, Ron said. Pointage denied.

Or maybe not, Kim said encouragingly. We wont know until we see whats over there.

Fair enough, KP, Ron said.

So I take it youre willing to go? Cochrane asked.

Kim looked to Ron, who nodded. Were in, she said.

Excellent, the captain said, shaking hands with Kim, then Ron. And thank you for agreeing to help.

No big, she said. Helping people is what we do. When do we leave?

As soon as you confer with Lieutenant Stark and his team.

Does he have additional information for us? Kim asked.

No, Cochrane said. Hell be leading the mission.

Excuse me? Kim replied in disbelief.

I know youre used to operating on your own, Miss Possible, the captain said as he held up his hands in a placatory manner, but Im also aware that you are missing two key members of your team.

KP and I can handle ourselves just fine, Ron said defiantly.

I suspect you can, Cochrane said, his tone understanding yet unyielding, but this operation is being launched from my ship and the two of you are my responsibility. While I have tremendous respect for your abilities and track record, I cant take any chances with your safety.

Ron was about to protest again, but Kim laid a hand on his shoulder. Well do it.

You sure? Ron asked.

Kim nodded in reply, her expression telling him that while she was sure of her decision, she was most decidedly not happy.

III.

Halsey escorted Kim and Ron to their briefing. On their way to the meeting, the young officer gave the teens some intel she was pretty confident would not be forthcoming through official channels.

Stark may have a chip on his shoulder about having to take you on this mission.

How come?

Lets just say that confident doesnt begin to describe him. Im sure he thinks he can handle this on his own and in his sleep he graduated top of his class at Annapolis, was promoted to Lieutenant in record time, and is a member of the Space, Land, Underwater Group, the Navys most elite special operations unit.

So this dudes a slug? Ron asked.

Ron! Kim exclaimed.

What? he replied, puzzled by his girlfriends reaction.

Just because he may be a bit big-heady doesnt mean you should call him names, she chided.

Halsey snickered. Actually, Ron has a point: the acronym for Space, Land, Underwater Group is

SLUG, Kim groaned.

Man, who comes up with this stuff? Ron wondered.

Your government at work, Halsey said with a grin.

Kim gently rested her hand on her boyfriends shoulder. Sorry for harshing on you.

Sha, Ron said with a shrug. Its all water off the Ronmans head.

I think you mean back, Kim suggested.

You sure, KP?

So sure, she assured him.

Well, here we are, Halsey announced when they arrived at the briefing room.

Thanks for everything, Kim said.

My pleasure, Halsey replied as she shook the teens hands. Ill see you when you get back and the chimeritos will be on me.

Coolio! Ron said, anticipating a second run at the ships Bueno Nacho.

You ready? Kim asked Ron after the young officer had left.

Where you lead, your faithful sidekick goes, KP, he said, bowing, and with a grand flourish, pointing to the door.

About that, Kim said, her tone suddenly serious.

About what? Ron asked.

Kim took a deep breath. Youre not my sidekick.

Im not? Ron asked, surprised, then worried. Youre not firing me, are you?

No, she said with a smirk. Im promoting you.

Promoting me? Why?

Because youre not a sidekick anymore, Ron. Youre a partner. You showed that during the whole invasion sitch. You were awesome. And that wasnt the only time. You totally rocked at the cupcake factory during the Atmosfreezer incident, not to mention with Han and the Yono.

Im really your partner? Ron asked, overwhelmed by the compliment.

Mmm hmmm, Kim said.

Ron felt his eyes tearing up. Ill make you proud, KP, he sniffed, trying, but failing, to hide the well of emotion he was feeling.

You already do, she said before she kissed him on the cheek. Now lets get the 411 on this sitch.

The two teens then walked into briefing room. Cochrane rose to his feet to greet them. Ms. Possible, Mr. Stoppable, welcome, he said as he shook their hands. Allow me to introduce Lieutenant Stark, who will be leading this operation, and Lieutenants Spruance, King, and Nimitz.

Pleased to meet you, Kim said graciously to Stark and his team.

Same here, added Ron.

Ive heard about your exploits, Stark said in a manner that could have been interpreted as either complimentary or condescending.

Thanks, Kim said, very much on her guard.

You have all been apprised of the situation, Cochrane said, wasting neither time nor words. Theres been no change in the objects status, though we have to presume that could change at any time. Act quickly and carefully. Find out what that thing is and get back here.

Aye, sir, Stark replied.

Well, Id better leave you to your planning, the captain said as he headed for the door. Good luck.

Once the captain had left, Stark moved to the head of the table and sat down. His officers joined him and then all four Navy men gazed at Kim and Ron, who exchanged a glance, before they took their own seats.

Before I begin, Stark said, I should inform you that I informed the captain of my reservations regarding your participation in this mission.

Kim folded her arms across her chest and cocked an eyebrow at Stark. And you have reservations why? she asked. Ron and I have dealt with dozens of sitches like this before.

So Ive heard, Stark said. However, Im still worried about you compromising our safety.

Okay, dude, Ron said, I know what youre thinking and Ron Stoppable is sure that his girlfriend wasnt replaced with some destructo-cyborg whos been programmed to explode and create a black hole that would swallow and destroy the Earth.

Actually, we hadnt considered that scenario, said Stark, who began to rub his chin as he entertained the possibility that the teen sitting before him was actually a highly advanced alien robot.

And KP wasnt brainwashed by Warhok and Warmonga to lay low until she could find a good time to capture the worlds leaders before enslaving humanity, either, Ron said.

How can you be sure of that? Stark demanded as he now looked at Kim as if he was all but convinced she might be either a Lorwardian dupe or tool.

Hello! Reality calling, she snapped. Im not a robot and I havent been brainwashed. Now whats the stinkin sitch?

Setting aside the disturbing possibilities raised by Ron, and focusing on his own reservations, Stark answered. To be frank, I have concerns about including a publicity-seeking vigilante in this operation.

Kim seethed. You are so flawed, she snapped. I save the world to help people, not for the publicity. And I am so not a vigilante. If I were, I dont think your captain would have asked us to be part of this mission.

What she said, Ron added. Besides, if KP were in it for the attention, she could have been milking her hero work for years. Action figures, sheets, cereal, you name it. Maybe even her own show. That would be so cool. Anyway, she could be rolling in the Claude. But she doesnt. Never has, never will.

And yet I see her on TV and on magazines more than Britina, Stark said caustically.

So? Ron Stoppables girlfriend makes good copy, Ron said. Kim cant help it if the media dudes know a good story when they find one.

Fine, Stark said grudgingly. Since you say youre not publicity-seeking vigilante, I expect there will be no grandstanding or freelancing on your part during this mission. Do I make myself clear?

Totally, Kim said glacially.

Good, Stark said, Now we will divide into three teams of two: Spruance and Nimitz will lead, to be followed by Possible and King, and then Stoppable and me. We will then

Ron and I are a team, Kim interjected. We work together.

The interests of this mission would be best served by the assignments I have made, Stark countered.

How so? Kim demanded. Ron and I know how each other works in the field. Im sure thats true of you and your team.

It is, Stark said. But professionals are able to adjust to new partners, and quickly, in order to satisfy operational requirements. Now, I know youre not a professional

Dude, you so dont want to go there, said Ron, who bristled at the slight to his girlfriend.

Excuse me? Stark said.

Its all right, Ron, Kim said as she placed a calming hand on her boyfriends arm before she glared at Stark. Weve both worked with others and can do so again.

Good. Now that thats resolved

You still havent explained why you want to split us up, Kim observed, interrupting Stark.

Looking annoyed, he answered. These assignments will put your familiarity with lairs, should that be what were confronting, at the disposal of two teams rather than one, which should be especially helpful since youre supposedly the expert in dealing with supervillains and their bases.

Sounds reasonable, KP, Ron observed, drawing a withering glance from his girlfriend that told him he was most definitely not being helpful. Hey, just sayin

Are there any further questions? Stark asked.

No, a visibly annoyed Kim said curtly while Ron merely shook his head, having decided it would be best to keep quiet given his GFs being incredibly tweaked and the SLUGs pomposity.

Good, Stark said. Now, heres how well deploy

To Be Continued