Kim Possible Porn Story: After Chapter 3

Kim was fighting Shego. Again. Ron rolled his eyes at the familiar sight as he evaded a clumsy body tackle. Not able to fight his own momentum, though, he crashed right into another red clad henchman. Sprawled on the floor, he looked at the huge man towering over him.

“Heh heh… Do you know where-“

Ron, without finishing his quip, hooked his leg behind the knees of his attacker with all his might, toppling the much bigger man over.

Stupid henchmen, always waiting for you to finish your sentences. Ron grinned as he went to work… only to have the first guard he evaded to land on top of him with a satisfied “Aha!”

Ron yelled in pain, an tried to find a way to break free. The massive bulk of red above him, though, was apparently thinking otherwise. He was not allowed to gain much ground.

“What the hell does Drakken feed you guys?”

Oh, I said that out loud, didn’t I?

Ron turned his face away from the snarling bulldog of a man. Massive amounts of saliva to the face was not his thing. Not at all.

Then he looked up and saw a massive ball of green light coming at him at breakneck speed.

“Oh for the love of-“

The ridiculously loud blast and the resultant rush of hot air did not startle him.

His being alive, though, certainly did.

He opened his eyes. He was closing them so tightly that his everything he saw seemed otherworldly, distorted. He could hear the sounds of exertion of Kim and snarls of Shego, still locked in battle.

At least she was still safe.

Unable to dodge a blast completely, Kim crashed into a pile of crates. Wood gave into flesh as Ron winced.

Relatively safe, then. Ron felt as if the weight of the world was lifted off his shoulders as Kim got up unscathed, if a little dazed.

Wait…

Ron turned around, still on the floor, and saw that the much more literal weight on his shoulders was sprawled behind him. He could only see partially burned red cloth and smoke, but the smell of charred flesh told him that he was out of it.

“Ow, man!”

His chest was moving, and Ron breathed a sigh of relief.

Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath. He needed to gather his courage to-

“Ron!”

Ron snapped his eyes open just in time to see Kim sail through the air and crash into another very conveniently placed pile of wooden crates. She, ever the competitor, got up in an instant, regained her footing, and jumped away. An instant later a flash of green blasted the ground she had fallen on seconds ago.

Oh. Self destruct button, right.

Ron Stoppable broke into a run.