Kim Possible Porn Story: Carpe Diem – Chapter 1

Kim,
Ive got a lead on Drakkenhes testing out a death bomb.

So
there. Get me a helicopter.

Done.

When
they arrived at Drakkens lair, Kim was surprised to see that
hardly any of it was still standing. Quick as she could she jumped
over the yellow crime scene tape and went into the rubble. The only
body she could see was Shego.

Shego?
she asked, but the sallow-skinned villainess did not respond. Just
as Kim was about to lean over her rival, Ron pointed out, Wait,
Kim! This could all be one big ambush.

Not
this time, Ron, Kim replied. Shegos head had fallen over to
the side facing Kim. Kim could see that Shegos makeup had smeared
almost unrecognizably all over her face and that the unconscious girl
was drooling slightly. Kim reached out and felt for a pulse.

Anything?
Ron asked nervously.

Slow,
inconsistent, Kim said. Not good but not gone. She
rummaged in her bag for a moment and lifted Shegos head, shoving a
smelling salt under her nose. About fifteen seconds later, Shegos
face contorted in a frown of revulsion and she opened her eyes,
seemingly taken aback by the development.

Oh,
Shego said, its you, princess. She made to free herself of
Kim but she fell down hard on the floor. Kim hesitated a moment
before hoisting Shego up again.

Shego,
are you alright? What happened here? Kim asked.

Something
strange happened to Shego. Her face screwed up as if in agony and
she jammed her hands to her temples.

Quick,
Kimmieget theAttitudinator. Itsover there.
Somewhere.

I
got it, K.P.! Ron called, throwing the souped-up football helmet
gracelessly to Kim, who caught it by the skin of her teeth.

Now
what? Kim asked.

Z-zap
me. Please. Before I explode!

Kim
did as she was told and Shego screamed as the blue light engulfed
her. When it was finished she panted for a few seconds before
focusing again on Kim.

I
really wanted to be good again, she sighed, but when youre
evil even just the concept really hurts.

Well,
good job, Shego, Kim said. Youre free now.

Yeah,
Shego said in a raspy, airy voice. Thanks, princess.

No
big, Kim said with a comforting smile. So what happened to
you?

Drakken
blew apart the lair, Shego said. All of a sudden her eyes filled
with tears. I think hes dead, and so is that stupid cousin of
his. They must be! Kimmie, its all my fault. I lived! I dont
know what Im gonna do!

Shego,
its okay, calm down, Kim said. Youve been through a lot.
When the G.J. agents get here

Sirens
and blinding lights. Shego clamped her eyes shut but Kim had her
back to them.

We
are agents from Global Justice here to collect Shego for the
double-murder of Drew Lipsky and his cousin Edward Lipsky.

No!
Kim said. Wait! You dont understand. Shes innocentIm
Kim Possible. I vouch for her!

We
cant accept a vouch, even from you, Possible, until Dr. Directors
approved it, said one of the agents in a flat voice. Kim blanched
as they hoisted Shego roughly by the armpits. Shego looked like she
was in a lot of pain. Please, be gentle with her! Kim begged
the agents, but for all the good that did she mightve asked them
to make Shegos suffering worse. They forced a straightjacket over
her and threw her in the back of their truck. Shego looked
completely defeated.

Let
me go with her? Kim asked. Please, guys? What could it hurt?
And that way, Ill get to talk to Dr. Director.

The
agent who seemed to be in charge of the operation surveyed Kim before
giving a curt little nod of approval. Kim beamed at Shego and threw
herself into the truck as well.

Ill
call you later, Ron! she called.

Okay,
K.P., her boyfriend called back. Ill wait by the phone.
Good luck.

The
doors shut. Kim turned to Shego.

How
are you feeling? she asked.

My
head hurts a little but otherwise, I think Im fine. I have
superpowers, remember, pumpkin?

Superpowers,
Kim repeated. Right. Look, Shego, dont be worried. I will
help you out of this terrible sitch. Are you sad about the guys that
got blown up?

Well,
Shego said thoughtfully, I guess Drakken was just trapped by the
same evil that I was, and I suppose I loved himsome waybut
that cousin of his was just a freak.

You
can say that again, Kim muttered. I promise, nothing will
happen to you. Youre innocent this time, and we cant forget
Habeas Corpus.

I
havent exactly got a clean track record though, darling, Shego
said. Her curtain of black hair fell down over her eyes. She tried
to flip it back but couldnt quite get the angle. Princess, a
little help?

You
got it, Kim said as she tied back Shegos hair in a ponytail.

Soyou
still dating Stoppable? Shego asked.

Guilty,
said Kim. Hey, Shego, you still come off a little sarcastic. I
didnt miss you with the Attitudinator, did I?

No,
honey, Ive been working on that thing for a long time and I made
it so theres a normal balance of good and, lets just say, human
qualities, Shego said with a wink. In case I ever got zapped
again.

If
you were evil, why didnt you just destroy it?

Kim-kim-kim,
Shego sighed, I am the strongest person I know, and I fought the
evil from the last time I got zapped. Beforewhen I fought evil
alongside my brothers, I meanI wasnt fascinated with evil
like they say. I was forced to by a dark ray. I couldnt make
myself good again, but I knew I could count on you to try.
But I didnt want to be stupid good like beforeI
wanted my free will again. Ive been fighting the evil within
myself for almost as long as you have. Unfortunately, I couldnt
tell you this, because I was still evil, and when I finally did, it
hurt like hell.

Wow,
said Kim. I dont know what to say. That was really brave.

You
bet your sweet ass it was, Shego replied wryly.

Ive
got a question, Kim said.

Okay,
shoot.

You
seem so nonchalant about this whole arrested sitch, Kim observed.

Oh,
that? Shego asked.

Yeah,
why is that?

I
trust you, princess, Shego said with a morose attempt at a grin.
Kim returned the watery smile and put a hand on Shegos shoulder.

I
will help you.

I
know.

Kimmie,
have you ever been a lawyer?

Shego,
it might sound strange but Ive really got your back this time. I
highly doubt itll get as far as a courtroom.

Shego
gave another sad little smile. Thanks, princess.

We
have to be careful though, Kim said. Can I be quite honest
with you?

Hit
me.

Wellsince
this isnt your first felony, no less than murder this time

Kim,
I swear I didnt do it! Shego burst out.

Shh,
shhh, I know, I know, and I believe you. That doesnt mean G.J.
wouldnt love to finish you for it. Shego, it looks
like you did it. I know you wouldnt kill Drakken no matter what,
but youve got a history, and youre the only one who survived.

And
on top of everything, Kimmie, Drakkens dead! Shego cried out.
I dont care if he was a psychotic wreck of a man, he was the
closest thing I ever had to a friendbesides you.

Me?
Kim gawked. You consider me
a friend?

Shego
tried to fidget and got frustrated with the straitjacket. A verdant
light glowed under the restraint and a minute later it popped off in
pieces like fireworks. Shego felt around for something in her breast
pocket. She handed Kim a singed piece of paper. Kims eyes
widened when she saw the photograph of two happy young women with
their arms around one another in a photo booth.

Thats
methats us! she exclaimed. Shego, you carry this
around with you?

Even
in some of our fiercest brawls, Shego admitted. I burned the
evidence when I turned evil again, but the whole thing didnt go
up. Do you still have your strip?

You
know it, Kim said with a smile. I keep it on my vanity,
because you always have the best style, and maybe I thought that if I
took a leaf or two out of your book Id have a piece of you with me
always. I guess I always secretly hoped youd come back to our
side. I really like you, Shego.

I
really like you too, Kimmie, Shego said with a watery smile.
Uhyou had a picture of me in your locker too if memory serves
me, Shego said. Its a mug shot, right?

It
was, Kim replied guiltily. I had Drakkens in there under
yours. Its just a hero thing I guess.

I
wouldnt understand, I suppose, Shego said with a melancholy
chuckle.

Hey,
Kim said gently. See this as your chance to turn things around.

Okay,
Shego replied in a soft voice. The truck lurched to a halt.
Preview, she muttered to herself more than to Kim, who winced
at the truth of one word.

Hey,
where is your straitjacket? the G.J. officer barked at Shego.
Then he saw the pieces on the floor.

I
didnt need it, sir, Shego said quietly.

Really,
Kim reinforced her friends answer. The gruff officer just
snorted.

I
dont know whats getting into you, Kim Possible, he said.
Miss Go, were gonna try you tomorrow afternoon but youre
gonna have to spend the night.

Shegos
face was blank, subdued. Kim grabbed both of her hands.

Thanks,
Kimmie, she whispered.

Please
step out of the truck slowly. Put your hands up.

Shego
did as she was told and was taken into the dark cell all alone. She
lay on her back all night, staring at the ceiling, hoping that her
beloved could sleep.

Kim
couldnt sleep. She tossed and turned and sweated all night,
eventually allowing herself to cry at four in the morningand
she cried herself into exhaustion. She knew that her Shegono,
shed had her chance and passed it upnot
her Shego at allshe wasnt worthywas going to die.